This story was created from a prompt. The prompt read: A wealthy noblewoman gets far more than she bargained for, when she hires a goblin alchemist / artificer to treat her infertility...
Evangeline's carriage wheels crunched over dead leaves as she ventured where nobility rarely tread. Five childless years drove her to these woods--to him. Her handmaiden had whispered the name after too much wine: Gnarl. A goblin who'd allegedly blessed barren noblewomen with children when all else failed.
Ridiculous superstition, she'd thought initially. Yet month after bloody month had worn down her skepticism like water on stone.
The driver stopped. "M'lady?"
"Wait here," she commanded, gathering her skirts to step down. A crooked hut squatted between ancient trees, chimney belching green-tinged smoke. She knocked, heart hammering.
The door creaked. She expected to look far down, but the goblin stood taller than rumors suggested--reaching her chest. His skin wasn't the sickly pallor she'd imagined, but a deep forest green with patches of darker mottling. Those eyes, though--amber with black slits--those unsettled her most.
"Lady Evangeline," he said, voice like gravel in honey. "Been wonderin' when you'd come."
Her spine stiffened. "You know me?"
"Know all the desperate nobles eventually find their way to ol' Gnarl." He gestured inside with three-fingered hands. "Especially them that can't give their husbands heirs."
The hut's interior stunned her--immaculate workbenches lined with mysterious instruments, bottles of colored liquids organized by some inscrutable system. Nothing like the filthy den she'd braced herself for.
"You've tried everything else," Gnarl said, studying her face. Not a question.
Evangeline nodded stiffly. "My husband requires an heir."
"And you? What d'you want?"
The question caught her like a slap. When had anyone last cared what she wanted?
"I want what any woman wants," she managed.
"Right," Gnarl muttered, turning to his workbench. He selected vials, measuring with surprising precision. "Got something might work. But ain't cheap."
"I've brought gold--"
"Don't want yer gold." Gnarl faced her, suddenly serious. "Magic like this costs... different."
Sweat broke on Evangeline's neck despite the cool air. "What, then?"
"Made a talisman. Powerful magic." He held up a silver pendant. "But needs activating with goblin seed."
Her face must have betrayed her confusion, because he added bluntly: "My cock juice, m'lady."
Evangeline's stomach lurched. "You expect me to--"
"Collect it," he finished, unashamed. "Gotta be fresh--hour old at most."
She turned away, fighting nausea. "Why would that help me conceive my husband's child?"
"Talisman transfers potency," he explained, surprisingly patient. "Makes yer womb fertile ground. Duke's seed'll take root where before it withered."
The room seemed to spin. Leave now, a voice in her head screamed. But another voice reminded her of the court whispers, her husband's cold disappointment, the emptiness of her arms.
"Very well," she whispered.
Gnarl disappeared behind a curtain. When he returned, he wore only a stained loincloth. Beneath it, an unmistakable bulge grew. He offered her a crystal vial.
She'd never touched any being but her husband and servants helping her dress. Gnarl's skin burned hotter than a human's, textured like weathered leather. Her fingers trembled as she reached beneath his cloth.
His member sprang free--greenish and ridged in ways a human man's wasn't. Fighting revulsion, she wrapped her hand around it. The flesh pulsed against her palm, growing firmer as she stroked uncertainly.
"Harder," Gnarl grunted. "Ain't gonna break it."
Gritting her teeth, Evangeline pumped her hand with more force. Gnarl moaned--a sound that crawled across her skin like spiders. His hips thrust involuntarily.
When it happened, the eruption shocked her with its force. She barely caught the milky fluid in the vial, nearly dropping it as his cock throbbed against her fingers.
Afterward, trembling with disgust, she watched Gnarl work. He poured the goblin seed over the pendant, chanting in a guttural tongue. Sparks danced where liquid met metal. The fluid seemed to sink into the silver, leaving behind a faint glow.
"Wear this when yer husband mounts ya," Gnarl instructed, passing her the pendant. "It'll make things happen that wouldn't otherwise."
* * *
That night, Evangeline lay beneath her husband, pendant cold between her breasts. Duke Harrington rutted with the same dispassionate efficiency he brought to running his lands. His face contorted above her, showing nothing of pleasure or connection--merely concentration on a task.
His thrusts grew erratic. With a grunt, he spilled inside her and immediately withdrew. Within minutes, he snored beside her while she lay awake, one hand pressed to her belly, silently pleading with whatever gods might listen.
* * *
Two weeks later, blood stained her sheets. Rage and despair warred within her as she ordered her carriage prepared. This time, she didn't knock at Gnarl's door, but threw it open.
He looked unsurprised. "Didn't work, then."
"You deceived me," she hissed, fists clenched.
"Never guaranteed nothin'," Gnarl countered. "Some stubborn cases need stronger medicine."
"What 'stronger medicine'?" Evangeline demanded.
Gnarl's eyes gleamed. "Talisman needs two essences bound together. Mine and yours."
"My... essence?"
"Saliva," he clarified. "Mixed with mine before it touches the pendant."
Understanding dawned. "You expect me to take your seed in my mouth?"
"Not just take it--mix it proper-like. Gotta combine 'em before they leave yer mouth."