Goblins will certainly surprise you, both in general and as sexual partners specifically. Most rumors will tell you that goblins are disgusting, unlikeable creatures. This isn't true. Goblins are just as clean as any other race, although they are slightly less prone to civilization than the wilderness. You might be offput by a goblin's teeth, but make not mistake, they intuitively know how to protect you from them. Their claws also aren't anything to worry about, as they aren't much sharper than other races' fingernails. Given their size, goblins are somewhat tighter than an average human woman, although not quite as much as a halfling. They are surprisingly enthusiastic, and are somewhat fond of creampies. Be warned though, goblin women rarely care for any kind of protection against impregnation. They have multiple wombs, so not only are they able to continue having sex while pregnant, they almost prefer it. And since goblin children have a relatively short gestation time and mature fairly quickly, most goblin women don't particularly care if they get pregnant or not.
-Alex's Racial Sex Guide, 3rd Edition entry on Goblins
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We didn't quite believe Ramsey told us he was a sneakthief. As a goblin, he stood out in most crowds. He also wore a flamboyant orange coat and a rather large sword strapped across his back. His long ears were lined with several earrings each, as well as another piercing through his nose. Still, we were in need of a quick set of hands, and he was the only adventurer the local guild could offer who claimed to have the needed skillset.
We were happily surprised when he proved able to slip by the monsters in the dungeon we had been exploring, and he proved the quickness of his hands by lifting several treasures without setting off the traps that protected them. In short, he had all the skills he claimed to have and we offered him a place with us in apology. He jokingly said that he could only accept if he got to sleep with me, which I'm sure he felt foolish for asking for later.
We had returned to the city and the rest of the party was out and about doing odds and ends. Ramsey and I had the room to ourselves so I could convince him to stay. He seemed wary at first, as if I might be tricking him or trying to trap him. I proved myself by entirely disrobing in front of him, kicking my pile of clothes off to the side so he could see I wasn't hiding anything.
The sticky-fingered goblin looked my body up and down with a sharp-toothed smile, apparently liking what he saw. "Turn around," he commanded. "Bend over the bed and spread your legs."
I obeyed. I didn't look back, even when I heard his sword clatter to the floor. I wondered what he could be planning, as even with my legs spread, I was still standing, making me way too tall for him to try to take from behind. It wasn't actually his cock that he had planned to use on me just yet. Instead, I felt his tongue flick between my legs and across my labia, making me shiver in surprise.
Ramsey stood between my legs, his face pressed against my groin as he began to eat me out. He reached his ups under and around my thighs, holding himself to me as I started to moan in pleasure. The burglar's tongue was as nimble as his fingers. I got wet very quickly, and that's apparently all he needed. He abruptly stopped and walked around me to the bed. He hopped up onto it next to me, already naked. He gestured to his cock and said, "Your turn."
I nodded and sank to my knees, taking him into my mouth and beginning to suck. His dick was only about four inches long, making it nothing special to my size, but he was barely three feet tall himself. He was likely considered well endowed for a goblin, although I was still able to get it entirely into my mouth to service him. I was very happy at that, as I usually either ran out of mouth room or had to try to force the thing down my throat to do that. Something about feeling his little green balls against my chin or the way his pubic hair tickled my nose was just intoxicating.
