Humans are the most standard race to have sex with. There isn't really anything special to note them apart from the other races, in fact, they are the neutral race against which the others are most easily compared. Humans do have a wide range of variety and adaptability, moreso than any other race, although they are never able to quite match the other races' unique traits. I don't mean to discredit human women, they are certainly worth having sex with. But, if you are reading this guide, you are probably more interested in what other races have to offer.
-Alex's Racial Sex Guide, 3rd Edition entry on Humans
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I was appreciating my retirement. My book was selling at rates I never would have believed, and my publisher was talking about putting a fourth edition to print and beginning negotiations to put future editions to print indefinitely. Alex's Racial Sex Guide, as I so cleverly called it, recounted my experiences sleeping with women of all the various races, along with a few other testimonials here and there for additional veracity. Apparently, no one had ever tried something like that before, but everyone had wanted it.
The first edition had been published with little more than my experiences to that point with one or two members each of the seven major races. It was mostly just a retelling of my sexual encounters to that point, little more than a pornographic anthology. But it sold well enough that I had fan girls of every race wanting to sleep with me, and by the second edition, I had enough experience to start making clarifications and generalizations that turned out to be helpful. The third edition didn't add much, but it was updated with some other testimonies besides my own to corroborate findings.
And the book had apparently even done some good in the world! I'd received mountains of fanmail about various interracial relationships happening because my book had opened up a few peoples' minds to the idea. My input on goblins was so influential that the International Goblin Heritage Society had credited me with the proliferation of the goblin race via half-bloods in a way that had never before been seen in history.
I hired a guy just to go through the fanmail I get and record and keep track of all the relationships that credit me as their start. According to Jenkins, the accountant in question, There have been over 10,000 relationships between interracial couples, of which almost half also have children, which they also credit to me. More than 7,000 kids inspired by my work, and most flatteringly, some 2,000 of them named after me in some way.
So, suffice it to say, I was happy with my life, and all the sex that surround it. I can't say I was surprised when a young woman proclaiming herself to be a fan approached me, seeing as it happened all the time. She introduced herself as Jess, and it very quickly became apparent that she wanted to come home and sleep with me.
We talked about my book, and what a breakthrough it was and how inspirational its influence had been. It was a little surprising to hear this from a human woman, there were very few of them who appreciated my book and wanted to sleep with me about it. Jess found the whole subject very intellectually stimulating, as well as sexually arousing, although I think the two may have been related in her case.
She wasn't the prettiest of girls, not at first glance anyway. She was somewhat plain, with a mostly featureless face. Her hair and eyes were a common shade of brown that didn't seem to stand out, and she had an average height that left her not quite a head shorter than me. She was perhaps slightly thinner than the average human woman, although that was only really apparent as I removed her clothes.
I only now realized how long it had been since I'd been with a 'normal' or 'average' girl, as I kept comparing her to various other women I'd been with in the last several years since I'd started writing my book. I shook my head to clear it and tossed aside Jess's corset. There was a task at hand, and I didn't intend to get distracted from it.
