The body had been lying in the water for almost 2 hours, but the man had just passed away. His soul sat on the riverbank looking at his lifeless body bobbing with the current. He didn't know what to do but sit there. His name was Steve. His life hadn't been marvelous or memorable. He just remembered sitting at the bar and drinking a few too many. He remembered sitting at the bar thinking of his wife that he was sure was fucking the neighbor. And he remembered thinking he should go home as quickly as possible and catch the bitch in the act. And now he was sitting on the riverbank staring at his body in the water. His car was sticking bottoms up at least 200 yards away. Where were the cops, he wondered? It doesn't matter, I'm dead anyways. But now where am I supposed to go? Suddenly the right side of his body got very warm, comfortably warm and he turned to his side and saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting next to him. Her golden hair flowed all the way down her body and extended onto the ground behind her. Her eyes were bright green and stared contemplating at his body. Her long slender legs were gently tucked beneath her and her arms were crossed against her ample breasts. The man was stunned by her beauty and didn't know how to react to her being there. And with the most harmonic voice ever she said
"you must be confused, but I'm here to help you"
"help me how" said the man
"I'm here to offer you salvation" she sang and with that she turned and starred deep into his eyes and with that he felt so at peace. But suddenly the river began to churn and boil and from the middle of the lake a strikingly handsome man ascended from the depths. He had jet-black hair and even darker eyes. His skins was sexily olive and seem to shine out of the darkness. Steam rose from his body due to the frigid surroundings. He walked across to the river to the man.
With his raspy but seductive voice the man stated "she can offer you salvation., but I can offer you an eternity of pleasure. Yes you can go to heaven and float around in a toga and eat grapes and all that bullshit or you can go with me and get your revenge."
With a waive of his hand the steam came together and in it Steve had a birds eye view of his wife getting fucked doggie style by the neighbor. Her screams echoed over the lake. Steve waved his hand angrily and dispersed the gas. Steve was furious.
The handsome man then said "come with me and you can have your revenge, you will have the sexiest and horniest woman at your beck and call. They will always say you're the best and they will always be there."
The woman exclaimed, "I must protest! This is not what you want Steve, just believe that God will provide your needs and they will be fulfilled!"
Steve looked at the beautiful woman and said, "Unless you can promise me that then no deal."
Steve turned to the handsome man who was smiling maliciously. He extended his hand and Steve took it and with that Steve's spirit began to melt away until there was nothing left. The beautiful woman stood up, her eyes fastened steadily on the handsome man.