The tavern was dim, lit by the warm orange flicker of firelight and the low blue glow of arcane runes etched into the bottles behind the bar. Outside, Gloambridge slept, unaware--or perhaps willfully ignorant--of the oddities that stirred beneath their eaves.
Annabelle stood behind the counter with a tankard in one hand and her eyes locked on the three adventurers now seated before her. Salem, still radiant in her lilac lingerie, lounged back against the bar as if she owned it. Eric leaned forward, chin in hand, his eyes bright and full of interest. Chris sat apart but alert, fingers lightly tracing the rim of his ale.
Annabelle took a sip of her own drink, then exhaled. "Right. So. Seymore isn't the only horny monster around here."
That got their attention.
"This land, Evescradle" she began, her voice dipping into a storyteller's cadence, "used to be under the rule of something
sinister.
About a decade back, a Vampire Lord named Varos moved into a forgotten fortress in the hills. He started small--thralls, blood cults, night raids. You know the deal."
Eric chuckled. "Real classic villain shit."
Annabelle grinned. "Exactly. Until one day a group of adventurers came along--much like yourselves--and put an end to his reign. Staked him through the heart.
Poof.
"
"That easy?" Chris asked, raising a brow.
"Not quite. He had enough arcane juice left in him for one last spiteful act. A curse. A big one. The kind of thing that would blight the land, kill the crops, turn the region into a dead zone for a hundred years."
She paused for effect, then laughed softly. "Only... he choked on his own blood during the incantation. Mispronounced something. Slurred a phrase or two. Scholars think he was aiming for drought and famine." She motioned with her mug to the window, indicating the town beyond. "Clearly that wasn't what happened."
"So, what did he cast instead?" Salem asked, eyes narrowing with curiosity.
"
Lust,
" Annabelle said. "Pure, overwhelming, corrupting
lust.
Every creature, every spell-touched being in Evescradle was warped. Monsters became insatiable. Spirits turned flirtatious, even perverse. Magic itself twisted into pleasure. And yes, even the people. If you had a hint magic in your blood, you were touched by the curse."
There was a long silence. Eric broke it.
"So what you're saying is... dude tried to curse the crops and instead cursed everyone's pants off?"
"More or less."
"
Amazing.
"
Annabelle nodded. "The effects were... chaotic at first. Some towns tried to fight it. Others gave in. But eventually, most folks just stopped coming here. Not because it's too dangerous--but because they don't want to get caught moaning through a mimic's tentacles, or getting groped by a flirtatious treant."
Salem smirked. "Sounds like most people lack imagination."
"Or they just have dignity," Chris muttered.
Eric raised his mug. "We shed our dignity a long time ago."
They all laughed.
"So why isn't the town hosting an orgy right now, if this curse is so powerful?" asked Chris.
"Glad I'm not the only one disappointed," Eric added.
Annabelle shrugged. "We've done what we could to dispel the magic on our own, but even mages have their limits. Still, the effects have lost their potency. So we've learned to cope with our urges in more acceptable ways."
"Like taming a mimic and using it as a sex toy?" Salem asked with a smirk. her clothes were still on the bar.
"Like taming a mimic and using him as a sex toy," Annabelle agreed, blushing.
"Oh, I'm certainly not one to judge." Salem added with a wink.
Annabelle leaned forward, both hands on the bar. Her blouse had been refastened, but her neckline still teased. "Which is why I think you three might actually thrive in Evescradle. Maybe even make a difference. If you're not afraid to get... a little messy."
Salem licked her lips. "Define 'messy.'"
Eric chuckled. "If it's anything like what we just experienced, you're gonna have to level up that Prestidigitation spell a bit more."
Chris leaned forward to join the conversation. "You want us to make a difference in a land cursed with sex magic. How?"
"Stick around," Annabelle said, voice low and sultry. "And I'll show you."
~~~
The sun rose in a cloudless sky the following morning. Dawn crept gently through the warped glass windows of the shared room above the Midnight Maw, casting streaks of golden light across tangled sheets and scattered clothes. A soft yawn broke the stillness.
Salem stretched lazily, one toned leg sliding out from beneath the covers, her toes curling as she greeted the morning. Her lavender hair was a tousled mess, but her movements were still elegant--fluid, like poured wine.
She rose from bed with a sigh, her bra hanging from the bedpost like a banner of victory. Across the room, a full-length mirror stood propped in the corner, catching her attention. She approached it, nude, hips swaying with a languid confidence.
She admired herself with no shame. Her skin glowed in the morning light, kissed faintly by magic. Her hands drifted over her waist, her hips, her breasts--fingertips pausing at the faint bite mark just above her collarbone. Courtesy of last night's...
encounter.
"Still got it," she whispered to her reflection with a smirk.
From the bed behind her came a groggy voice. "Oh, you never lost it."
Salem jumped, nearly knocking over the mirror, covering herself with her arms. "Fuck! Eric! I forgot you were here!"
The bard grinned from where he lay, shirtless and smug, one arm tucked behind his head. "Didn't mean to scare you. I just wasn't ready to die this morning from sheer visual overstimulation."
Salem grabbed the nearest pillow and lobbed it at him. "Peep again and I'll turn your lute into a suppository."
"Ooh, kinky," he said, dodging expertly. "Noted for later."
But there was no venom in her glare. Her smirk returned as she turned away and bent to rummage through her bag, giving him a long, slow view of her backside. "Enjoy the show,
bard.
But don't get any ideas."
"I already have several. Want me to write them into a ballad?"
"That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said while staring at my pussy."
She pulled out a fresh set of lacy underthings--another set in lilac, this time with gold trim--and slowly dressed. "But only if you want your balls hexed."
He laughed, pushing himself upright. The sheet slipped off his hips, earning a curiuos glance that was less than subtle. "Gods, I missed actual beds. And real walls. And... fuck, how many days has it been since we had a bath?"
"Too many," she agreed, adjusting her bra. "Prestidigitation is great for laundry and armpits, but my skin needs a proper soak."
Eric scratched his balls and sniffed the hand soon after. "Yeah. You're not wrong."
"Of course I'm not."
Together, they gathered their things--Eric, still shamelessly shirtless--and headed downstairs in search of food, hot water, and maybe, if the mood allowed... a little trouble.