Note: "My Erotic Fiction", that is, it belongs to me and cannot be reposted without my permission, that it may be illegal or immoral for some people to read, and it is not based on reality as we know it, for example, high school students here are 18 or older...
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Shuffling to the bathroom, Daniel fumbled for the gun, turned it on himself, and pulled the trigger.
Did you know that squash were actually members of the fruit family? Yeah, they are called 'pepos', which is a fruiting body with seeds in it and a thick rind, like melons... ummmm, melons! Now- few humans know this, so you gotta wonder how the database built into the alien ray gun built by a civilization that has no green plants knew that the decorative gourds in the bathroom were, indeed, fruit.
Flashing lights and loud music blasted the two lovely girls from the bed, they gasped in terror at the sight in the bathroom doorway. Looking at the scanners, Tak'Lon and Psat'Dooo grasped at each other and screamed like girls at what emerged. A cloud of brightly colored smoke drifted out of the bathroom, followed by...
"Disco Dan at your service ladies. Who wants to get funky?" He was wearing a big afro, a white spangled leisure suit, and a horrific smirk as he boogied into the room to the strains of 'Stayin' Alive'. He disco'ed over to Neko and gave her a big swirl as he jived to Trixie and started to dance with her. Trixie felt the music wash over her and began to twitch and shuffle her feet in awkward rhythms. Oh my god! The horror, the HORROR!
Daniel and Trixie began to move in a primitive, primal mating dance set to raucous 80's music. Disco Danny ripped off his Velcro'ed trousers and flung them across the room as he thrust his hips in ways that if the two were closer together would have been raw sex. Trixie jerked around in patterns that were already dying off when her teenaged body was born eight years ago. The beautiful, vibrant, energetic, young, graceful and flexible girl looked like an idiot but felt her juices warming up in response to the syncopation and seeing Daniel's 'fifth limb' dance as if possessed.
Trixxie's movements smoothed out, and the remnants of her nightie began to grow sequins. Her hair was growing colorful streaks as sparkly make-up began to bloom on her face and a galaxy of glitter shimmered on her chest. Her motions began to mirror Daniel's as they moved closer. Trixxxie's nipples began to move on Daniel's fancy vest and her hips thrust her hungry pussy towards his cock head, even as she added more X'es to her name. The music swelled as they joined at the hips in the sort of graceful/spastic movements that characterized victims of the disco fever. Daniel sucked at her nipples as she came at the climax of the song.
Even as Psat'Dooo was reaching for the 'Abort' button, Neko pulled the gun on Daniel and blasted him back to normal... normal-er... well, to where he was just after Trixie overinflated his cock earlier. The 'halo effect' cleaned Trixie up as well. The exhausted duo managed to gasp out a 'thank you' to Neko before they passed out. As the mortals slept, the B'Naf'By craft was littered with the alien equivalent of Post-it Notes and beer bottles as the demonic duo tried to figure out the points so far. A plume of rancid debris drifted behind the ship as the service robots struggled to clean up after the devastation that the mild disagreement incurred.
The galaxy seemed to take a deep cleansing breath. That's it. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Slowly... relax... in... out... That's a good galaxy.
The next day was a pretty typical day in Daniel's new life. His sisters and Neko made him some breakfast and his sisters both managed to get a healthy dose of his man juice before he had to leave for school. Trixie walked him to school as Neko followed with his bag. Suze the Slut ignored him again and Deborah made him fuck her butt in the girl's room between classes. At lunch, almost everyone stared at Daniel as he sat with Trixie and Neko, and everyone saw Deborah go up to him to yell at him for something even as she publically rubbed her groin against his bulge. A trio of the school's hottest chicks (that had not been shot already) were hanging out by the door and made some sort of comments about Daniel that had the students near them laughing. Daniel pulled out the gun and tried to shoot, until he noticed that the gun was all wrapped up in masking tape and stuff.
When Trixie came around the corner and saw the gun out, she quickly whisked Daniel out of sight and started to herd him home.
"What's the deal, Studly? I thought you were going to leave that thing at home?" Trixie queried.
"I, I, I, I meant to. I put it in my sock drawer, under my Playboys- the ones with my sisters in them. I know I left it there! I think I left it there... OK, so I grabbed it. You never know when you need a portable transmogrifying plasmid generator handy. Since I don't have one of those, I thought I'd carry the gun. How'd it get all wrapped up?"
"This morning, when Christie was giving you your off-to-school blow job, I saw it sticking out of your bag so I..."
Daniel interrupted her. "How the hell did you know that?"
"Studly, I saw it in the bag."
"No," Daniel clarified, "I meant how did you know it was Christie? They're identical- even I can't tell them apart".