System Enf Rpg

My ability was my only secret. It came as a gift from a mysterious forum user who followed my blog about my college experience. Their username was _moderator_of_the_world_, and they sent me an unsolicited message that said, "Next time you shake hands with someone who attracts you, concentrate mentally on their genitals. You don't have to actually look, just concentrate. You're welcome."

At first I assumed it was someone disturbed, deleted the message, and forgot about it. But when a painfully cute girl introduced herself to me in the introductory physics class for which I TA'd, the user's message intruded, unbidden, into my consciousness. I tried to push the thought away, but what happens when you try not to think of a fire truck? Suddenly I was involuntarily fixated on an image of this freshman slipping off her underwear, which was when my secret ability revealed itself.

She came. During our handshake. It was obvious. Her blush, her subtle moan, the collapsing in of her knees by just an inch, the incredible grip force with which she suddenly squeezed my hand.

That time, it was an accident. The next several times, if I can be forgiven for them, I was testing my sanity. Could I really have acquired an unnatural power? All it took was skin contact and my intent, and I could move someone's level of arousal up or down at the speed of thought. I could translate their arousal along other axes too, but the effects of those axes were too complex for me to understand.

A few years after I'd stopped using this power, because I thought it was too intrusive, the forum user who'd given it to me reached out again. They shipped me a small case with a few of what looked like trading cards. One of them featured an illustration of me, and the others had empty frames where a character illustration would go.

An accompanying note said, "Your universe has finished loading the experimental conditions. The exercise will now begin. Thank you for participating in our research." Also in the envelope was a printed and stapled document titled _Emulated Humans' Rights: Know Your Entitlements as a Sentient Program.

I might have appreciated the user's schtick, playing the character of a moderator sitting at a desk in the real world, playing god over the world in which we lived, if I didn't know that it wasn't a schtick. Having been given unnatural powers by the moderator already, that document stirred horror in me.

I skimmed it. Being an emulated human was not all bad. It came with some promising rights, the first of which was The Right of Freedom from the Simulation of Lives > 1 Standard Deviation to the Right in Total Suffering. Apparently kidnappings, trafficking, defensive wars, and a long list of other fates I might otherwise have worried about, all of them exceeded the legal limit of suffering.

Also in the package was an instruction booklet.

> Win condition: Establish a world government operated by a harem of reluctant exhibitionists and centralize its power in yourself.

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> Asset 1: You may grant unnatural powers unlocked in your skill tree to women of a sufficient level to wield them.

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> Asset 2: You may pose exhibition challenges to women, from which they can earn experience points to level up if completed under conditions of informed and sober consent. Experience points are awarded in proportion to the product of the scalar values (reluctance) x (pleasure) x (time in seconds).

I seemed to have woken up inside of a porn game, which was not my vibe.

I logged onto the forum and replied to _moderator_of_the_world_. I wrote, _I appreciate the powers, but I'm not that into this type of thing. Do I have to participate?_

They replied, _You are legally entitled to decline participation. But rewards for participating in my experiment include immortality, fantasy fulfillment, and more._

_Are there any other reasons I might play? I like my life as it is, and eighty years is plenty for me._

This time, the moderator didn't respond instantly. I saw a typing bubble for a moment, but it disappeared. A few days passed, and I began to worry I'd upset the god of my universe. He could retaliate in any way. Who knew how effective policing of sentient programs' rights was?

But finally the moderator wrote back. _After consulting with our legal team, I have added a new incentive. Do you remember Mai?_

Of course I remembered her. The girl from introductory physics. That first handshake made quite an impression on her, so we made acquaintance, and I sometimes helped her with homework when she came to the professor's office hours.

The moderator sent another message. _I'll delete you if you don't level her up in the next five hours._

_That's legal?_

A few typing bubbles appeared and vanished before the reply came: _I've been advised that yes._

So, it seemed like my plans had been decided for me that Friday night.

Mai was home, and answered when I knocked on her dorm door. Even though we lived on the same campus, we hadn't seen each other in almost three years. She was a senior in the anthropology program now, and her demeanor had matured since I TA'd her class in her first year. Her posture was perfect, if somewhat rigid, and she gave the impression of someone who knew how others ought to behave.

It was just her in the dorm room. She gestured for me to sit across from her on the rug and then waited expectantly for me to explain why I'd suddenly come to see her.

Not sure how to start, I pulled out the mint tin I used to carry my joints and lit one to ease my nerves.

"Don't smoke in here," she said.

Ignoring her command for a moment (I needed the hit), I handed her one of the playing cards with an empty frame that the world moderator had shipped me. According to the instruction manual, if she decided to join my world-domination cabal of reluctant exhibitionists, her portrait would appear on the card, and this would enable her to earn experience and level up.

"There's a thought you can think," I said, "that will make you appear in the frame of that card."

She flipped it over. "It looks like they didn't finish printing this."

"Doesn't that make your curious? That there's a thought you can think that will change the ink on that card?"

"You're high."

"Joints don't work that fast. I'll be high in a minute or two."

"Well, maybe the habit's damaged your brain already."

"I'm a physics post-doc. If my brain was damaged I'd notice it in my work. Just humor me for a moment. How often did I help you in office hours?"

"That was your job. You got paid to TA."

"Okay, good counterpoint. Let me try a new angle. Can you find the generosity to humor me?"

"If you put it out," she said, pointing at the joint.

I took one more drag and ashed it in the mint tin, raised my palms in surrender. "It's out."

"What do I need to think in order to make my picture appear on the card?"

At last I'd piqued her curiosity. I said, "Step one: Imagine for a moment, as outlandish as it may seem, that I'm assembling a crew of exhibitionists with whom I will centralize global political power in one dictatorial government.

"Step two: Decide you want to join that crew."

She blinked several times. "Excuse me? What is that, a daydream from your wank bank?"

"I get that it's not appropriate for me to say something like this. But I'm not asking you to actually do anything. If you'd prefer, you can sit there, look at the card, think about whatever you want, and just lie to me and say you thought about it. But if you're curious whether what I've said is true..."

Mai set the card down on the rug. "Look," she said. "I've got plans tonight. You caught me when I was about to leave for a party."

This was my cue to leave her alone. Which that was completely fair of her to want. But my life depended on tonight yielding certain results, so I had to ask, "Luka's party?"

And, thank the moderator in heaven, it was Luka's party she was going to. I'd also been invited, so I excused myself from her dorm and went directly to the party on the first floor, where the dorms were much larger and housed six students each.

In the kitchen, I found people I could use: Henry, Mai's ex, and Eva, Mai's ex-best-friend for whom Henry left Mai. There was such a mess between them even I had heard about it, and I wasn't that close to any party.

Even back when I knew them in their first year, Mai and Eva's friendship was tense. Anyone could see from a distance that Eva depended on Mai for everything. Eva met her friends through Mai, used Mai's notes to study, and tagged along wherever Mai was invited.

Eventually, Eva found her boyfriend through Mai as well. She stole Henry. What I heard was Eva invited herself to Henry's house the night after he and Mai's anniversary, and played strip poker with Henry's roommates, which she intentionally lost. She drank, some, but acted more drunk than she was, and somehow found her way into Henry's room. He took the bait.

But how could I use this information? I came near them in the crowded kitchen to eavesdrop.

"They can look," Eva was saying to Henry in the kitchen, playfully running her finger down his chest. "But only I can touch."

I shuddered, embarrassed for her. What she'd said was informative though: something about Eva's admiration for Henry was based on the idea that he was a prize, won from Mai and coveted by others.

Mai arrived to the party. I heard her voice in the entryway greeting the host. She'd come alone, but a variety of people were excited to greet her. Teammates from track, classmates, people she met on her anthropology trip to visit an indigenous matriarchal culture in southern Spain.

It was feeling unlikely I would live to see tomorrow. Mai was rich in self-respect, and connections, and had no reason to indulge me.

It was eight pm, so I didn't need to rush just yet. First, I introduced myself to Henry and Eva, because I figured Mai would eventually come see them.

"You're quite tall," Eva said. I wasn't though. She was just short. But she said it with a flirtatious smile I wasn't expecting.

Henry was not into the energy Eva was giving me. He said, "Do we know you?"

"He taught me and Mai physics," Eva said.

The mood settled some after it became clear to Henry he couldn't simply make me go away. I didn't know what pre-existing conflict I'd stirred up between the two of them, but Eva seemed intent on making Henry jealous, by flirting with me, and he was irritable because of it.

Finally, Mai spotted us and walked over with a solo cup in hand. "Has he said anything perverted to you yet?" she said. "This guy invited me to join his harem less than an hour ago."

Eva stepped closer to me. "Oh? You're building a harem?"

Henry squinted at Mai. "The fuck does that mean? Did you say yes?"

Eva hit him in the arm. "Why does it matter to you whether she said yes. I'm your girlfriend now."

Mai laughed and touched my arm.

Now this, this was complexity I could work with. Eva wanted to make Henry jealous, but couldn't handle him taking interest in Mai. Meanwhile Mai also wanted to make him jealous, maybe for the sake of petty revenge, and in both cases, I was the obvious prop for them to use.

"How about we four play beer pong? Eva and I versus Mai and Henry?" I said. "Pong skill is an important admission criterion for my harem."

To this, I got laughs. Henry excepted, of course. But what an auspicious beginning for the night. All I needed to do was heat up the tension, and someone might make an out-of-character decision.

But just as we were setting up for pong, the first-floor RAs flipped on the lights of the party.

"It's wet week, everyone," the tallest one said. "Which means you can have alcohol again, but campus parties need to be gender segregated. RA Kwon has graciously offered her dorm across the hall for the women's party. Sort yourselves, people!"

As a post-doc I often forgot this was, technically, a Christian university. Even if less than half of the students were religious.

I watched hopelessly as Eva and Mai waved and departed to the party across the hall, leaving me alone with Henry.

"Do you still want to play pong?" he said. Without his girlfriend around any other men, he relaxed and came across as almost friendly.

"No, man." I shook my head, unable to hide my contempt. "We need to get into that party."

I had to explain my simple plan twice for him to follow it, but he was on board.

First, we called Kwon's cell and told her she had a delivery, which she assumed belonged to a party guest, and so went to fetch it out front.

Second, while she was gone, we rushed into her dorm and latched the door behind us.

The women's party was much quieter than the men's. They were sitting in a circle on the living room floor drawing cards from a deck of conversation starters, and all of them looked up at Henry and me when we walked in.

"Here to recruit for your harem?" Mai asked.

The others laughed.

"Sorry," Eva said. "We told them."

"No problem at all," I said. "I am, in fact."

"But I'm curious," Mai said, crossing her arms. "What do we get, if we join? Sell us."

Everyone's attention settled on me. Having such a public reputation for perversion was probably going to bite me in the future, but at the moment I needed to focus on living to tomorrow. So I said, "Superpowers. I have one already that I could show you."

"Yes, do show us," Mai said. She expected me to humiliate myself, and wanted to encourage this. A small cruelty lived inside of her.

I invited her to stand up and come hold my hand. "You've seen it once before, actually. Come shake my hand."

Her face paled. She knew exactly what I was referring to. The first time we met. "That--oh my god--"

RA Kwon shouted from the door, which she'd opened as far as the latch permitted. "Unlatch it! Let me in!"

Mai shouted that we needed to escape out the window, and led us there. Eva followed at our heels. One by one we climbed through into the garden outside.

Mai told Henry and Eva she'd see them another time, because she had something to discuss with me.

"I think we should stick with you," Henry said. "This guy's sketchy."

"Oh? Are you worried I'll suck his dick?"

Henry turned red. "That--That's not what I--"

"Take your man home," Mai said to Eva.

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When we were alone walking back to the elevators, Mai clarified she had no intention of doing anything sexual with me. She said what she'd said just to torment Henry.

I assured her I understood.

Once it was just the two of us in her dorm, she paced circles and asked questions. I explained everything, from the beginning, with the exception of the threat on my life.

At last, she looked me in the eye. "Prove it again. Prove you can do it." She extended her hand.

Our palms touched. She was already aroused, which I didn't expect. I spiked her level of arousal to double, let it fade, and said, "Did you feel that?"

Mai swallowed. She'd tensed up. "Do it again, more this time."

I raised her level to just above where she'd normally achieve orgasm, and held her there.

Sweat beaded on her forehead under the warm lamplight of her room. Her muscles tightened so much she shook. She scooted closer to me, leaned over my shoulder, whispered in my ear, "I want to join."

I instantly lowered her arousal to baseline. "You're back at ground level. Do you still want to join?"

She stood and paced again. "That was psychedelic. That was--I'm not even sure. Our world is really a program some pervert in an outer world is studying?"

"At least sentient programs' rights are pretty cool."

"I suppose they are. What powers can I get?"

I told her the manual would reveal new choices after each level-up. But right away, at level 1, there was one power I could award: _Require one hour less sleep._

"Not as cool as yours."

"No, but there must be better ones later, if we're going to have a chance of world domination."

That made some sense to her, but still she was hesitant. She asked if she could have time to think it over, and I failed to improvise a reason why not. I said go ahead, and ended up in the hall.

It was now ten pm. The odds of my survival were zero, so I went back to my dorm on the top floor to get my things in order and come to terms with deletion.

But around eleven fifteen, after I'd showered and eaten evening meal and sat down at my desk to write a will, I noticed something. When I first got home, I'd spread the cards out on my desk. At that time only the one with my portrait was filled in. Now there were two.

I picked up the second, and saw an illustration of Mai. It read, _Mai, Level 1_.

I grabbed my keys and sprinted to the elevator.

Mai had gone to sleep, so I had to bang on her door for over a minute before she answered, rubbing her eyes. "What?"

I held up the card. "When did you decide?"

It seemed to surprise her as much as it had me, and she snatched it out of my hands. "Come in, now."

"I noticed it just a moment ago."

"It shouldn't be filled in. I hadn't told you that I..." She searched the room for a camera that explain how the portrait depicted her in her current pajamas, which she put on after I'd left and which I'd never seen. In the image, she had the precise hair swirl lying in bed just now had given her, a big spiral over her left ear. But there was no camera--no other way to explain the image.

"So you did want to?" I said.

"It was a private thought."

I took the card back from her. "Apparently that's enough. I supposed if you told me you wanted to but didn't actually, it wouldn't have worked."

When I looked up at her, she blushed. The system had heard her true feelings, feelings she wanted to conceal, and revealed them to me.

"I suppose I am curious," she said. "What powers can I get at level 2?"

I was saved. I would live to tomorrow because of this woman's secret thirst. "First we'd have to get you there, which I'm not sure how much we need to do to achieve that."

"Can we try something small?"

"Sure." I held out my hand, palm up, and thought up a challenge for her. A card appeared in my palm that read: _Challenge: drop pajama pants to your ankles for thirty seconds. Estimated rewards: 2xp._

Mai read the card, then looked at me. "You just had this ready to go."

"And many more. You're easy to fantasize about."

"I am?"

"Go ahead." It was eleven thirty.

She gripped the waistband of her pajama pants, and hesitated. "I'm just doing this to get the powers. I need you to understand that."

"Of course."

"It's not that I like putting on a show for you. I hate it actually. And I don't like your personality."

I nodded. "Completely understood."

But when her pants hit the floor around her ankles, that anger she'd been acting out collapsed into shyness. Her hands clasped over her underwear, and she turned just slightly so that I could not look directly between her legs. Not that I minded her side profile.

As the seconds stretched on, I appreciated her with a certain indifference, preoccupied as I was by the existential implications of living in a simulation. The attitude someone might have when gazing at paintings in the Louvre.

But it was different for her. Her embarrassment kept climbing, her face reddening. When I told her the time was up--a few seconds after it really was, according to my watch--she immediately pulled her pajamas up.

The card that had described her challenge now read:

> Complete. Exp gained: reluctance (.9) * pleasure (.1) * time (33) = 2.97xp

And her character card:

> Mai, Level 2, [0.97/4] xp

"You got more xp than expected, and leveled up," I said.

I set the cards down and reclined on the floor. My life was saved.

Mai studied both cards closely. "This level cost 2xp, but the next costs 4? That's a bad sign."