"Holy shit, Ink... Are you okay?" Leech asked with widening eyes as blood and goo dripped from the other Controller's back. "Did he do that?"
"No. Some giant lizard beast did. I killed it. And I'm fine." Ink hissed back, a quiet growl escaping her lips with every breath she took.
"Giant beast...? Was there a warshee here? Did you... kill a warshee?" Leech asked softly.
Ink shrugged and mumbled a response under her breath.
"Why was there a warshee here? This isn't anywhere near the DA's border. Unless it was in training, or maybe retired? Oh fucking hell, did we kill a retired warshee? Naw, that isn't right..." Leech's voice trailed off, and for a few moments, her expression appeared solemn, almost sad, the colour visibly draining from her cheeks. But then the moment passed, and she turned to face Ink with her usual eccentric energy. "You fucking idiot. You massive twat. Why - WHY did you insist on going in alone?! You made the Nodes wait outside the perimeter! And you fucking took off before everyone else too! You disobeyed my direct orders to launch from the dreadnought together!" Leech scolded, flapping her arms at Ink as she stepped off the dropship ramp, a squad of heavily armed Nodes in her stead. "Now we're killing retired warshees, balls deep in DA territory and the stupid lizard has a head start! All because you wouldn't wait five minutes!"
"I had him." Ink muttered, her eye twitching. "He got lucky."
"Oh, he got lucky, did he? Did he?! Ugh. Whatever. I'm here now. I'll clean this mess up. We do not want to go back to Moltezz empty handed after all of... this." She gestured to the carnage unfolding in front of them as yet another Baron ship crashed to the ground, just on the outskirts of the village.
Leech opened her mouth to address her Nodes, when suddenly, she froze. She stopped short of the first syllable, with only a half-questioning croak vibrating from her throat. She spun around and stared at Ink intensely as she gently rolled her shoulder - the one now missing a tentacle.
"Wait a minute... Look at me." Leech's voice was almost a whisper.
Ink turned her scathing gaze towards Leech, unsure of what she was trying to gauge but pissed off about it nevertheless.
"No..."
"What?!" Ink protested.
"You fucking like him, don't you?"
"I.. Who? Diego?" Ink asked, unconvincingly, her remaining tentacles flittering out around her as she dropped her gaze away from Leech's.
"Who the fuck else would I be asking about?" Leech's stare intensified. "Seriously? He's got you too?" She shook her head in disbelief. "Are you for real? You've met the fucker once and you're already lost in his dreamy eyes and fabulous hair?! I thought you had better taste than that! What is it about that lizard? I mean, look at us! We're prodding the prostate of DA territory on a ramshack dreadnought, breaking fuck knows how many laws, all in the pursuit of one guy? This shit is insane, even for me."
"I don't know! He seems different! Stop winding me up!" Ink scowled back defensively.
"Uh-huh. Different." Leech replied lowly. "Psh. I am the only one that isn't positively obsessed with this prick?"
"You are the odd one here, Leech. Maybe you're the one with bad taste." Ink grinned briefly, before falling back into her more solemn mood.
I have bad taste? Leech smiled back, her usual shit-eating grin now plastered firmly across her face, happy to watch Ink's self-own fly straight over her head. I'm sorry, who do I spend the most time with in my lab these days? Oh, that's right. Your giant ebony ass.
As they spoke, a dedicated team of Nodes finished hauling over a massive weapons crate towards Leech. It was heavy, even by Node standards, and the team was only too happy to drop it onto the trampled grass with a sigh of relief. The top was covered in a slightly stained red tarp, and someone had crudely painted the words 'Hair Straighteners' on the side. Leech whipped off the tarp and handed it to one of the Nodes to dispose of. There was a proud twinkle in her eye as she looked over her latest creation.
She glanced up then and scanned across the horizon, her gaze landing on the dragoons striding the countryside with lethal intent. They continued to fire their scale-steel volleys into the air. Approaching the village with the horde whilst the dragoons were active was nothing but suicide. Their macro-needles could puncture through hundreds of Slaves and would make short work of them, no matter their numbers. These mechanical beasts would need to be felled if they had any hope of taking off as the Vora Baron distractions in the air waned.
Speaking of Vora Barons, where in the flying fuck did they even come from?! Despite never physically encountering their kind, the tales of the Barons more than adequately described their hideousness. There was no mistaking them for anybody else; both DA tales of monsters beyond the border, and direct nomad accounts of their brutality were true to their word. Did they warp in with us? How did we not notice?! Psh, just can't get the staff these days!
"We'd better get a move on. You know what you're doing?" Leech asked, fumbling through a bag strapped across her hip.
"Yes." Ink muttered.
"And are you actually going to do it this time?"
"Yes." Ink replied sharply, her tongue flickering between her lips angrily.
"Good!" Leech pulled out a thick syringe from her bag and jabbed it into Ink's back, who winced briefly at its sting. "A stim shot to keep you going and help the pain with that missin' tentacle situation. Also -" She rummaged through the bag again and produced two slim metallic bracers, with bright blue panels on the top. "We know... Seeth... is here. I imagine she is very likely going to open fire on us on sight. I like your holes as they are, you don't need new ones. These bracers are the best kinetic shields we've got, should be enough to stop a few shells from her, but for fuck's sake don't doddle, she's lugging some sort of personal artillery around. They won't last indefinitely."
She slapped the bracers onto Ink's forearms and they hummed to life immediately, projecting a hazy blue bubble around Ink's body.