My name is Lorelei Bridges. I'm a five-foot-ten, blonde-haired and green-eyed, drop-dead gorgeous Irishwoman who attends Curry College in the town of Milton, Massachusetts. I'm a business administration major. I'm also a real-life Hunter. When supernatural creatures such as vampires, werewolves, demons, monsters and zombies step out of line, I'm the one who deals with them. Honest to Heaven, folks. That's who and what I am. Descended from a long line of men and women born with supernatural powers. We stand between humanity and the forces of darkness. Most people would absolutely shit themselves if they knew what is really out there.
Life is good these days. And a little too quiet for my liking. Which is why I had to create some excitement for myself. Sometimes, I think I might be a thrill seeker. Seriously. The other day, I tangled with a powerful vampire named Sharon Bell. A tall, bodacious, dark-skinned female vampire with strength and speed the likes of which I'd never seen. There was a tall black male vampire with her. They were a formidable team and almost proved to be the end of me. I narrowly escaped with my life. The next time we meet, I'm going to kill them. Sharon Bell is bad news, folks. She calls herself the Matriarch and this new band of super-vampires consider her to be their supreme leader. Vampires are usually the most discreet and law-abiding denizens of the supernatural underworld. They live their lives and don't bother nobody. They drink animal blood and lead normal lives. Most of them anyway. Unfortunately, Sharon and her band of bloodsuckers had crossed the line and now they had to be put down. I searched for them but nobody was talking. Nobody seemed to know where they were. Bummer.
It's times like these that I absolutely hate being a Hunter. Being responsible for the entire world basically sucks. And it's the loneliest job in the world. Hunters don't stay in touch with each other unless something really big is going on. Not even those I'm related to. My father, Gary Bridges is currently leading a band of armed men on a werewolf hunt in the Carpathian mountains. He's not picking up his cell phone or answering his email. My brother Andrew is in Hawaii, with his girlfriend Lorna the mermaid. They're hunting down a sea-going shape-shifter who's responsible for dozens of deaths across the region. The other Hunters were all over the place, dealing with a multitude of threats pretty much everywhere. And I was one bored cat. How did I kill the legions of boredom? I did that by finding myself a new toy to play with. Once I worked out all the kinks, I wasn't bored anymore. I'm here to tell you all about it.
I was walking around the city of Boston one day when I saw someone I just had to get to know. A tall, simply beautiful, dark-skinned young black woman who carried herself like an authentic African Queen. I followed her as she walked around the city and made her way inside Copley Mall. She went to the food court. That's where I approached her. Our eyes met and I knew exactly what I was dealing with. My beautiful African Queen was a lesbian. Or at least bisexual. Whatever. She was a woman who liked women. That much was clear to me. I smiled at her, and in my characteristically bold manner, introduced myself and asked her to share a table with me. She seemed stunned by my forward manner. Both men and women are surprised when I ask them out. I'm not the waiting type. I go for what I want. That's just how I am.
The lady in question was the lovely Samantha Villiers. A regal beauty from the Island Nation of Dominica. She attended Bay State University and majored in Travel & Hospitality. We had a lot in common. We were both young women in the city. Trying out our hand at the game of life. Samantha was very cute and quite charming. And I could tell that she was smitten with me. I don't mean to brag but both men and women tend to develop a drooling problem when they see me. Hey, I call them like I see them. Samantha looked at me as I sipped on my coke and flirted with her. I could tell that she liked what she saw. I licked my lips, and took off my jacket before excusing myself to go to the ladies room. I let her have a good look at me sans jacket. Clad in a red T-shirt featuring Rob Zombie and black jeans, I knew I looked hot. I could feel Samantha's eyes on me as I made my way to the ladies room. Good.