Am I a supervillain? Well,
I
don't think so. I won't claim to be a real hero, but it's not like I've tortured anyone. Don't want to corrupt the innocent—okay, not much, anyway. Don't have a nemesis. Quite limited interest in taking over the world.
I admit, I do have a lair, and I've probably got a bit carried away with my shoe collection.
My first power was something no goody-goody kind of person ought to have let themselves use, so maybe the everyone's right. Maybe I'm a supervillain just by default.
You want to hear a story? Hm. Okay. You've worked for me long enough, there's something I could tell you. It's fun, and I don't get to talk about it very often. No one who isn't my pet is ever allowed to know a word of this, but of course you'll die before you let anyone else find out. Kill yourself if necessary.
Ha, I'm kidding, of course. Lovely cock you've got here, by the way. I like it. Wouldn't hurt you to work out a bit more, though. You'd look good with more muscle.
Anyway. I didn't always have all the powers. Didn't have any at all until I was 17, that was when I got the Aphrodite thing. That's a story itself, but not the one I'm telling now.
So it was fifteen years later, and I was still having fun in LA.
I didn't really do much more than any other ambitious hottie would — I was just better at it. I had a near-perfect success rate landing billionaires and gorgeous hunks because I could cheat. I went to the best Hollywood parties, the really wild ones, and allowed people to share their wealth with me. None of it was technically illegal because my talent didn't actually compel or control anyone - I couldn't force anyone to do anything they didn't choose to. I just could make them really
really
horny, and then let them make bad decisions. No law against that! Some guys even managed not to make bad decisions, no matter how horny they got. Good for them.
The way I saw it, it wasn't any different from what Marilyn Monroe or Anna Nicole Smith did. For all I know, maybe they had my power, too.
So I was on some FBI watchlist or other, but nobody took me very seriously. The rich guys got their money's worth from me, and the feds probably knew that if they wanted to shoot me all I could do would be to make them really excited while they did it. I just didn't rate anyone needing to keep track of me.
That's why it worked, I guess, because fuck knows it wasn't much of a plan.
You know how the Superman does that annual volunteer awards thing? Real Superheroes of Charity, something like that? I was bored, I decided I wanted to meet him, and that's just about the only time he ever shows up to a scheduled kind of event.
They have pretty tight security at those things. Kirk draws a crazy mob of groupies, and of course he just doesn't want to be bothered. That was the fun challenge for me, right? Guy is so famously boy scout, practically sexless. Even the actress "girlfriend" he supposedly had - Lucy Lyon came off so sweet and innocent you couldn't really imagine them fucking. I was really curious. Maybe she was a beard, maybe he was into guys, maybe he really was an alien and didn't even have working parts, right? I didn't know, but fuck I thought it would be fun to find out.
So I was fucking John Henry at the time, and this was just after "Too Many Secrets" so he had a lot of pull. Got him to set up a meeting for me with the organizer of Real Superheroes, to donate a hundred G of Trevor's money. Because why not, you know? It really is a good cause.
Hardly had to use any power at all to get me introduced to all the staff as a big donor, and get backstage credentials.
I pretty much spent the next three days doing nothing but shopping for the perfect outfit. Demure enough, certainly by my usual style, but as perfectly shapely as I could manage. The guy can look through clothes anytime he wants, right? People don't think about that much, but it's true. So I didn't want to look like I was displaying any skin, figuring he didn't seem to go for that. I wanted something just suggestive enough to see if I could tempt him to look for real. It was kind of exciting to think about that and wonder if I'd notice if he did it.
The night of the event I was horny as a prom queen. During dinner I even crawled under the table and sucked John Henry off, but I wouldn't let him touch me. Self-absorbed little bastard never even asked what had gotten into me, he just enjoyed his bad-boy rep. Though I suppose, I can be wild enough, and maybe he just thought it was business as usual. That was the last time I did him, as it turned out.
I got to the show at least an hour early. People were still running around crazy setting up, showing all the honorees where to sit, focusing the lighting, and so on. They had a dressing room set aside for the big guy, and I had thought I'd wait for him there. But no one was sure whether he'd use it - sometimes apparently he flies straight in.
That was no good. I got a little panicky for a minute, after I'd spent all week in preparation and anticipation - no way did I want to miss him now. I made myself get a grip, though. Why was I so getting so worked up over a lark, when nothing had even really gone wrong yet? Chill, Erika. I told myself that none of this was really important. I think I knew I was lying.
I tracked down the stage manager, all the personal assistants, everyone backstage who was actually running the show, and hit them all, one or two or three at a time. Did my old whammy on them, I mean: made them want me. I was pretty keyed up, so I hit them kind of hard—half them might still be haunted by old me, but oh well. Hopefully they at least get good wanking mileage out of it.
When I hit people hard enough, figuratively speaking, with my power I mean, even most gay guys and straight girls discover they want me. At the least, they have general feelings of wanting to make me happy, which that night was quite good enough—when the Superman flew in, someone would make sure the first thing he did was say hello to me, the wonderful lovely major donor.
Showtime arrived. I took up a post stage left. Half a dozen PAs, finished with whatever they had to do, were orbiting me, sneaking glances, goofy lovestruck grins on their faces. "He'll be here in 5 minutes," one ran up to tell me.
I beckoned the kid over and gave him a little peck on the cheek. "Thank you, Nick. I'm really excited to meet him." The kid flushed so red he should have caught fire.
I could hardly sit still. I kept checking my bra, making sure the girls were sitting just so, making sure my neckline and seams were lying right where I wanted them.
"He's in the building!" one of my little helpers stage-whispered from the door.
I stuck my hand under my dress and smeared my palm wet with pussy. I stood up, made sure my hem was properly draped again, and took the most casual stance I could.
The hall door opened, and the most famous man on the planet stepped through. I knew he was tall, but I was still taken aback at how big he seemed in person. Big and powerful. I'd fucked an NFL linebacker who liked to claim he was bigger than the Superman, and maybe technically he was, but I had never felt presence like this guy in front of me, even in the ridiculous cape and tights and boots. But then, people said he was unstoppable, right? By himself, the most powerful army on the planet. Looking at him, I could believe it.
I hit him with everything I had. Beaming smile, sultry, deeply musical "Hello!", the most penetrating
FUCK ME
stare right into his eyes. The musky aroma of my pussy tinged the room. Every ounce of power I had, I grabbed for his soul and tried to make him mine.
It was terrifying. It was exhilarating. It was the craziest thing I'd ever done. If he recognized it as an attack, he could crush me eight ways before I could even blink.
He stopped, poll-axed, eyes locked to mine. Oh, my god. I'd thrown everything I had at him, and he just folded like a fucking baby seal. He was fucking
mine
easier than Nick the PA.
So, in the trashier corners of the internet, the debate had raged for years about the bulge in his little red speedo. Thousands of paparazzi pictures had been taken from every conceivable angle. Nosy sluts like me had scrutinized them like the Lone Gunmen, trying to decipher what we were seeing. It was certainly a generous bulge; lots of men had less. Some pictures made it look bigger than others. There were certain pictures where the shadows fell just so and some girls were convinced they saw the outline of a dong. Other scoffed and said the first lot were deluding themselves; the big blue flying tank was an
alien
, and would have weird parts, or maybe was smooth like a Ken doll. Various people made gossippy claims to have seen him in bathrooms or changing rooms. Shopped pictures circulated, some more obviously fake than others. I didn't believe them, but that didn't stop me from masturbating to a few of the better ones.
Now I knew the answer. His real cock had never remotely been seen before. I was seeing the outline of it now, and it was immense. Unmistakable. Even the most of the fakers had underrated it.
"I'm Erika, and I'm thrilled to meet you," I said. I shook his hand with my still-damp palm, and then gently wiped what was left of my scent onto his baby-smooth jaw line. He wasn't moving, so I leaned in, pressed my breasts against the warm, famously steeled muscles of his broad chest, and whispered, "I'd love to meet you at the Observatory in Griffith Park, tonight, midnight, okay? Now have a good show!"
Stepping out of the way, I leaned casually against the wall. The Superman stared at me blankly while Nick the PA goggled at me, at the Superman, at the fantastic rude bulge in the Superman's trunks.
The Man of Steel—or Kirk, or Kalenn, I still didn't know what I should call him, at the time—blinked and
focused
. He just scanned me from tip to toe, eyes gone somehow golden and faintly fluorescent, never seeming less human than at that moment. I was holding myself as relaxed as I could, but my heart was about to pound out of my chest. He could see that, right? And he could see my rigid nipples and dripping pussy lips. It felt like he must be able to see my thoughts as well. He must know what I'd done. He was a force of nature, and I was just me. I was sure I was about to die.
If so, what a way to go!
So I winked at him.
A crazy goofy schoolboy smile lit up his face. "I think I have never met someone so extraordinary, Erika. Thank-you for your donation, and for coming tonight. It's in a great cause. I ... um ... you ... um ... I have to do this show.
Please
let me see you later." He was begging me!
And then, in a flash, he streaked out on stage, leaving the curtains fluttering in his wake.
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, volunteers and benefactors, my friends, to the greatest event of the year," he began.
When he'd been moving, he was a blur. Now, he was tactically positioned. Neither the audience nor the cameras could see his crotch behind the lectern, but from the wings I still could. Incredible. I grinned, and did a happy little skip and twirl. Nick the PA still looked stunned, so I gave him a kiss on the other cheek, reached down, and gave his crotch a squeeze. I hit him with about 10% of the thrill I was feeling; he caught his breath and came instantly.
"Have a great night, kid," I called as I closed the door behind me.
Yeah, funny, isn't it? It's one of the reasons the Army mostly leaves me alone. The big boy scout vouches for me! It's awesome.
⤎ ✵ ⤏
I was on my way cruising up to the Observatory in my convertible when he dropped out of the sky, an iconic blue streak abruptly terminating in my passenger seat. There was no impact on the car's springs - he just stopped himself, of course - but there was no avoiding the sudden warm wind that blasted my carefully-tousled hair straight out to the side. Oh well.
"Hi," he said, awkwardly.
"Hi yourself," I said. I smiled my best million-watt smile. "You're early."
It was only 11:40. I was early, but evidently he was earlier.