You'd think if you had a superpower you'd know about it, wouldn't you? I mean, what's the point otherwise? But apparently that was my situation. Looking back on it, I can see how I missed it. Life choices and all that, I guess. And, as it turned out, I'm not really sure I'm happy to know about it now.
* * *
I've always tried to be a nice guy. I'm only human, though, so when it came to women, I've always been conflicted.
I like women, especially ones with great personalities. I enjoy talking to them, especially if it's an intelligent conversation, and I enjoy their company even when sex might not be on the agenda. As a result, I've always been friendly with most of the women I've known at work or in school.
But when it comes to dating, I'm a typical shallow male. I prefer women who could be models. I'm talking about blondes who are tall and really good-looking with firm breasts and who work out and watch their weight.
What this meant in practice was that I dated women who were completely self-absorbed and unable to carry on anything resembling an intelligent conversation. The sex was boring, as each and every one of them just lay there, looking at her nails, I swear, while I was grinding away. I rarely got blowjobs and not a single one of the women ever swallowed.
I know, I know. There are lots of fabulous women who are beautiful, intelligent, sexy, and have great personalities. The problem is that I have no hope of dating those unicorns.
You see, I'm a pretty ordinary guy. I'm not repulsive but I'm nothing special either. I exercise but no more than is absolutely necessary. I usually watch what I eat but I do like my beer. I like to think I have a decent personality, but I'm quite aware that charisma and I are strangers to each other. I don't make big bucks and I'll never be famous.
But, I'm not complaining. My life has been good. My sex life could be better, but I could also win the lottery. I never expected either to happen.
Then I discovered my superpower and everything changed.
* * *
I must have been a little depressed at the time because it was a Saturday night and I was home alone thinking about getting ready for bed and it wasn't even midnight yet. As I sat thinking about it, I got a text from Judy asking if I could come and give her a ride home.
Judy's a friend. She was a skinny girl with stringy blond hair and a flat chest. She dressed the part, too, with her dorky glasses and mismatched clothes. She's actually very bright and very funny and I enjoyed her company a lot, but it wasn't like I owed her anything or wanted anything from her, so I texted back one word, "UBER."
My phone rang almost immediately. Judy told me Karen had abandoned her at this party and she needed a little more help getting home than Uber provided. I could hear the anxiety in her voice and suggested that perhaps she should call 911, that they could get there faster than I could.
"Jack, it's not that bad yet and if it gets that bad, it'll be too late. Please, I don't know anyone else to call. I need your help."
As I said, I try to be a nice guy, even if sometimes I'm being a sap. I punched the address into my phone and drove there immediately.
It was a pretty wild party that had spread to the front and back yards. I was surprised the police weren't there already. I put on my party face and went looking for Judy. It didn't take long.
She was in a fairly large room pretty much cornered by four guys. They all had their red beer cups in hand and were closing in on her as she stood with her back to the wall.
Now, I'm nobodies' idea of a white knight, so I adopted a different tactic. Acting slightly inebriated, I started dancing to the music and clumsily bumped inside the group and said, "Hey, there you are Judy! How about that dance you promised me?"
I took her by the hand and started leading her away. "Excuse me fellas, this little lady owes me a dance."
Again, I was acting drunk and they were drunk, so I had her half way across the room before I heard the inevitable, "Well, she's with us now." And I had her out the door before they could actually try to stop me.
We got in the car and were on our way and I asked, "Are you OK? Hurt or anything?"
I could her the tears in her voice when she said, "I was so scared. I was all alone and didn't know what was going to happen to me. I'm never going to a party again."
I was relieved she had only been scared and couldn't help laughing at her, "Oh, you'll go to parties again. Just be careful who you go with, and by that I mean, Not Karen. You go together, you stay together. Then everyone has a good time and no one gets hurt. Everybody knows that."
I was glad to see I made her angry. She said, "Yeah, that was a really shitty thing she did to me. I need to be more careful about picking my friends."
We were quiet for the rest of the drive to her apartment building. When we pulled up in front, Judy turned to me and asked me if I wanted to come in.
Now, here's the actual thing: I was horny, but I wasn't horny for Judy, if you know what I mean, and I didn't want to give her the false impression that I was open to anything more than friendship with her, so I just said, "Thanks, but I'm really tired and need to get home."
Judy nodded her head, turned to look out the front windshield, and just sat there. After just a very short while, I began to worry and said, "Are you OK? Do you need some help getting out?"
Without turning her head, she said, "Would you help me get out, please?"
I turned off the engine, got out, went to her side, and opened the door. She remained seated and I came closer and offered my hand.
Judy grabbed my arm and pulled me into her. With her other hand she began caressing my cock through my pants and bent her head down to kiss it. Like I said, I was horny and my cock responded of its own accord. Judy looked up at me and said, "If you won't come up, let me 'thank you' here. No strings attached."
Well, I do like the smart ones and Judy clearly understood my position, so what choice did I have? I unzipped my pants, stepped right up to the car entrance and let Judy take me into her mouth.
I didn't know what I had been missing. Even in this less than ideal situation, she was good. I had never felt anything like it. Lips, tongue, even teeth, all worked my cock in ways I had never felt before.
I was quickly approaching the point of no return and I grabbed her head and began thrusting as deep as I could go. She took it all and swirled her tongue around the head on every upstroke. I could feel my climax coming but I was beyond all reason and just kept pumping into her mouth and throat.
Judy gagged as I filled her mouth and throat but she swallowed it all without difficulty. She licked me clean and helped me rearrange my clothing. As I stood there dazed, she got up, kissed me lightly on the cheek, and went into her building.
She had said "no strings," but over the next few days I waited nervously for the text or call I dreaded: the one from Judy asking when we could get together again. But, it never came. What I didn't know was that my superpower had kicked in and lives were changing.
* * *
The following Saturday evening I was down at O'Reilly's, drinking a beer, watching the guys shoot pool when a gaggle of females came in. A quick glance saw the usual crowd and I turned back to the game. Some of the others didn't though. They just stood there gawking.
I turned to look again and saw the woman who was the reason. She didn't belong with that group; they would never have become friendly with someone who made them look so much plainer than they already were.
This woman was as good-looking as any woman I had ever seen in the flesh. She was just my type, and I was mentally developing this ridiculously elaborate plan to separate her from the herd when she waved over at us, got up and walked right over to me.
"Hello, Jack. I've been meaning to call you all week but things got really hectic for a while there. Can we get together and talk later? Text me and I'll get away from my friends, OK?"
I couldn't say a word. It had been exactly one week since I had watched Judy, a skinny little girl, enter her apartment and now Aphrodite had her memories and was speaking with her voice. It was really Judy, but she had gained weight in all the right places. She was well-proportioned and her flat chest was gone and what she had now was quite real and quite impressive. Even the glasses were gone, but I couldn't detect contacts in her beautiful blue eyes. She topped it all off with a wardrobe and hairstyle that matched her physique. It must have indeed been a busy week for her.
As soon as she returned to her table, the guys were all over me. I told them that our goddess was Judy Thompson. They looked at her again and recognition slowly dawned upon them. But the only thing those pea brains could come up with was, "Well, she cleans up nice." That was perhaps the understatement of the century.
* * *
Judy and I met outside the bar and went to a quieter place where we could be alone in a booth. As I've already noted, Judy was smart and she jumped right to the crux of the matter, "It started almost as soon as I got inside my apartment. My stomach seemed to be having an issue with something I swallowed," she paused to smirk at me.