Stolen penis A witches story
This story is fiction, none of the characters are real. One does have a wiki about her though. Everyone is over eighteen at the time they become sexually active, You should read Read a witch stole my penis. before reading this story.
As always there will be mistakes in the story I try to go back and edit as many of them out as I can find
Oh, miss, please there is plenty of room for you to sit here and enjoy your lunch/ I'm Joni by the way. I've seen you and Jack at the bar several times. How has life been treating you?
I can't believe after five hundred years of my life I have finally found true unrequited love from a man. A man who I had once accidentally stolen his dick. Jack searched for me for years after that fateful night when I turned him from an aging seventy-six-year-old man into a man who will now be twenty-five for the rest of his life.
Five hundred years? You must be joking, no one lives that long. You can't be over twenty-five a day.
Maybe I should give a little back story about myself. I'm sure it will be hard for you to believe but, I was born under a super moon sometime in the fifteen-hundreds the exact year has been long forgotten, on Alholowmesse, You know it as October thirty-first All Hallows-eve or Halloween At precisely the same instant the moon was at its highest in the sky. If you are wondering how I would know this, it is because the witch who raised me told me the story many times About the tragic circumstances of my birth. My mother was from France My father, I should say the beast who supplied the seed to cause my mother to become pregnant was the highest Celtic Druid.
You would know them as High Priests. My mother was captured in Northern France, brought to Ireland and dumped into the Druid's harem Once it was decided she was full adult age the High druid took her virginity. She also became pregnant from that first and only time she had been penetrated. The Druids had to go off to war with the king. Nine months later when they returned my father summoned his newest harem girl only to learn that she was heavy with child. He decided to re instate the ancient custom of sacrificing a virgin on Samhain. Never mind that se was not a virgin because he was the one who took her virginity. He had her laid on a stone alter covered from head to foot with a sacrificial shroud.
He had planned on killing my mother and my unborn self with a single thrust of his sword into her stomach. It didn't matter to him that she might live in agony for days as she slowly died. The man was that evil. The trauma of knowing she was about to be sacrificed in some ancient pagan ritual that he alone had decided to perform caused her to go into heavy labor that afternoon. As my father laid her on the platform and covered her, her water broke. Thinking she had merely pissed herself from fear, he punched her in her belly. Causing my mom to scream and push down. Then he raised his sword to thrust it into her belly and me. The moment his sword touched her skin before it even drew blood. My miraculous mother pushed with all her might expelling me out of her womb before the sword could reach me. he had only managed to cut through my umbilical cord.
Feeling his deed was done he turned and walked away leaving the dying woman screaming witching curses at him. My lower body was still inside her when she took her last breath. The witch woman who pulled me free of her body told me my mother's spirit entered me just as I was pulled free. The other women of the harem were sworn to silence of my birth. Then I was whisked away To be raised in another town far away from the temple.
As I grew up, I was taught all of the secrets of witchcraft. How to make healing potions, poultices to remove unsightly blemishes. How to set and insure broken bones mended properly. I learned how to do the opposites of all of these as well. I often converse with my mother's spirit which resides within my body to this very day. The day I turned nineteen was another full moon on Halloween but only in the time zone where I lived. You see a full moon on Halloween occurs somewhere around the world every nineteen years but only in every time zones once every seventy-six years. I made a vow to deliver justice for my dead mother as a child, but had to wait for just the right moment to deliver the final coup de grace to the evil beast who spawned me.
I used a piece of bamboo cane about two inches in diameter with the joint plug still in place. After smoothing it to a slick polish the plugged end slightly rounded, I inserted dozens porcupine quills dipped in poison into the cylinder at angle facing towards the inside end. Then boiled some shellac and poured it over the outside of the cylinder bonding the quills in the holes they were in and creating a coating over the cylinder. I stretched a piece of thin membrane made of animal intestine over the open end and secured it in place. I pushed a smooth stick inside my vagina to break my hymen. Then gradually forced the cylinder as deep as I could make the three-inch-long cylinder go. It took me quite a while to force my virgin vagina open enough to fully insert the cylinder but now that it was in place there was no safe way to remove it without destroying the membrane and breaking the poison quills. I traveled to the village where the temple was. To meet the High Druid.
Sire this one desires to become one of your harem girls I am virginal and beg you to deflower me so I may serve you.
Do I know you from somewhere? You look familiar for some reason.
You might have once known my aunt Christine. She used to live in the village where I am from but left before, I was born.
Yes, that must be it. Tell me young one, are you fully adult?