So, this is rewrite of sorts, of my first work. This should be more enjoyable - I, hopefully, have become slightly better at writing stories. Fanfiction of "Stole" by TidakSense. I intend to make this a series; next chapter is underway.
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"See you later, pal!"
"See you guys!" I waved to the slightly unsteady backs of my colleagues, who were already disappearing down the deep stairs to the underground station.
Phew, that was one exhausting social gathering. I smiled, feeling an overwhelming desire to stretch out, as if after a gruelling eight-hour shift behind a desk.
Or to call things by their real names. I watched people get drunk and did my best to pretend to do the same.
I've never liked drinking, and I don't understand what people find in it. Nor do I like feeling drunk. People act stupid enough when they are sober; there is no need, in my opinion, to lower their already questionable wits.
Sadly, I couldn't help but join in today's 'going out' or visit the nearest pub. It was the last day before Christmas break, and people are determined to get drunk before dragging their drunken butts home to face the judgement of their significant others. And I include our few ladies in that list.
Even the big man, our boss, had come with the rest of us. He is a decent guy, but I would like him better if he could forget my existence in such moments. When the big boss invites you for a beer, you don't just say no; I already have a reputation for being a bit of a weirdo.
Luckily, that is over now. I'm looking forward to a few weeks of blessed solitude in my bachelor's den, with only my PC for company, and I won't have to think about a job or anyone in it. I can't wait.
My home was within walking distance, so no more sweaty tube carriages or buses for me tonight. A brisk walk helped me get rid of the small amount of alcohol I had in my system; unfortunately, I could not 'lose' all of my beer.
The bright lights of the convenience store just outside my house made me hesitate for a moment. Eh, why not, I decided.
I quickly picked up my usual fare of gamer's snacks and energy drinks. I contemplated long hours of fighting pixelated monsters and solving puzzles that took a toll on a guy. It was hard to get any gaming done in a week; the anticipation made me dizzy. But not tonight. I decided with a touch of self-criticism.
"Alex? Is that you?" A familiar voice stopped me at the exit.
What? It seemed my ordeal was not over for tonight.
With a polite expression, I turned to face someone I had not expected to see today. Or ever, for that matter.
The woman I looked at was slightly shorter than me, with dirty blonde hair falling in ringlets. A reasonably pretty face, with too much cosmetics on it, in my opinion, looked at me with a wide, well, she probably calls it a 'seductive smile'. I would call it the grin of a hungry hyena, but hey, nobody asked me.
"Rita. " I greeted her. "I fancy meeting you here at this hour and in this place. What happened? I thought you would be at some party by this time."
My ex-coworker and ex-girlfriend flipped me the bird and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. Still smoking like a chimney, I see.
"Still the same gentleman, aren't you?"
She tossed the cigarettes back into her handbag, clicked on a lighter, and took a long drag. The disgusting habit was just one and by no means the worst of the reasons I was glad to see her back disappear into the distance.
"Always."
What did she want anyway? I thought we had said everything back then. I was a few years younger and still occasionally tried to find a woman who did not make me want to blow my brains out after more than an hour in her presence. Fool, I knew better now.
"Where are you going?" She looked at my shopping bag. "Don't tell me you're spending Friday night at home playing games!"
"And what if I do?" I shrugged. The day I'm offended by the clumsy bullying of social butterflies like her, I'll book a visit to the shrink.
In the second half of my third decade, I would still be considered young enough for social life, except that it held no appeal for me, thanks to a huge amount of cynical attitude I had accumulated. My character certainly contributed to this, so while the fairer sex well enough received me, I did not see myself as husband material.
"Is it better to spend it in some den of sin with some skunk?" My gaze caught the silhouette of another woman coming into a bright circle of streetlights. Oh, look, her sister, another hyena. It must be a girls' night in the making.
"Still talking like a posh idiot." She chuckled in mock disappointment. "How did we ever start going out?"
Is it my fault that your vocabulary is so poor that it hurts your brain to hear anything more complicated than primary school talk, woman?
"Please don't remind me." I gave her sister my best smile and got a huff for my trouble. "I still cringe at the memories. Hormones are pure evil."
"Rita, it's time to go!" She ignored me as she spoke to her sister.
She continued in their language, looking at me sideways. Even though our countries are neighbours, I don't know it, so I only picked up a few familiar words. Not that it matters--some sort of nonsense, no doubt. What else would you expect from someone who tried to shag her sister's boyfriend and then blamed him for initiating it?
I should be grateful; I was already tired of Rita's nagging and nonsense and thinking of ways to end our affair politely anyway. anyway. No amount of booty could make up for it. However, the resulting drama was worthy of a soap opera and far too sordid for me to feel grateful.
Well, maybe I should be grateful after all; she didn't try to accuse me of something worse, I suppose, like rape.
"It was delightful to see you!"
It wasn't. I could have done without your smug faces to make my upcoming sleep restless.
"Take care, Alex." Rita waved, and they were off, giving me a glimpse of their bums, swaying with exaggerated amplitude. Their best-selling points are prepared and ready, I see.
I can't believe I fell for her charms long enough, even then. Hormones are evil. I sighed, finally setting my sights on home.
The home welcomed me with blessed silence and the view of a cactus I, for some reason, kept forgetting to replace from the narrow hallway. Its thorns always got in the way, too.
Since I didn't feel like playing, I browsed the Internet for news but quickly got tired of the same old political stuff and so-called "celebrities." Why would anyone be interested in someone's dramas, no matter who or what they were? That was a question I had no answer. The big politics are way out of my realm; what's the point of breaking spears over them? People are crazy.
I picked a playlist of music to listen to, and soon, I was engrossed in reading some colourful and flashy fantasy manga to the sounds of dark techno music.
I can spend my time reading the flights of fancy of some Asian dude or watching cartoons if I choose so; at least they are entertaining. Or listen to whatever the heck I want, no matter what age it is attributed to by public opinion.
Some people I know said I had never grown up and was a man-child. They usually had to quickly shut up when I proved to be both more knowledgeable and quicker on my feet than such self-proclaimed "grown-ups."
Following the protagonist's adventures in a world of magic and beautiful ladies with human and not-quite-human looks, I didn't notice how several hours had passed. I laid down an empty glass and leaned back in my chair, stretching and rubbing my eyes. It was a good read; I should call it a day. After a few hours of reading, my eyes were a little blurry, and my joints were stiff.
When I got up, I looked at the browser page, which still showed an overly muscular guy with a background of several beauties staring at him with lovesick eyes. Meh, the protagonist was a dumbass, after all. Like many other protagonists I have seen, he chose all the wrong targets for conquest. Why did he ignore a perfectly good sorceress in favour of a boring Knightley-type follower? So, what if she was a little unhinged and consorted with dark forces? She loved him; what can I say about the second? Another silly hero for mass consumption.