This is something I've been working on for the better part of a year. It's inspired a lot by the work of SecretFantasy69, Cedar_Needle and others, and I hope you all like it. It's a long form, multi-chapter tale, and if there's an interest I'll post the rest. Please let me know what you think!
I'd like to thank Firebrain for her fantastic editorial assistance.
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"... Petroleum prices continued to soar in busy trading, so everyone should expect to see in an increase in plasticine costs in the coming weeks. Make your fabricator purchases early! Back to you Lan."
"Thanks Geren." The broadcast cut back to the crispness of the studio, Lan's perfectly made-up face filling the screen. "Sad news from Deriond today as a series of bombings struck the planetary capital. Initial reports place the death toll at nearly two thousand from a series of coordinated antimatter charge attacks."
As Lan spoke, the broadcast cut to surveillance footage of a sub-tube station. As crowds milled from train to train, there was a sudden bright flash as a suicide bomber was consumed by a massive explosion, the camera feed cutting out from the sudden bombardment of heavy EM interference.
"The DDF was quick to claim responsibility for the attack, and local authorities have promised swift retribution for the atrocity." The broadcast dutifully cut to state police executing mass arrests. "Prince Alex released a brief statement condemning the attack and once again renewed his pledge to find a peaceful solution to the Deriond problem."
"Terrible story, and on such an important day!" Lan's co-host said earnestly, shaking his perfectly coiffed head. "Let's go back to Emily and Dran at Liada Today for their continuing coverage of the festivities."
"Good morning and welcome back to Liada Today!" If Lan was cosmetically perfect, then Emily was even more so, her blonde hair gleaming. "You are joining us in the midst of our live coverage of Crown Prince Alex's birthday celebrations. We are coming to you live from Azul Square in the shadow of the Royal Palace, and I have to say there is a palpable excitement, wouldn't you agree Dran?"
"Emily, excitement doesn't even begin to cover it. Everyone knows that this will probably be our first chance to meet the next Princess, the woman who'll eventually become queen and-"
"Is it really that simple though?" Emily interrupted. "Is it a foregone conclusion that Prince Alex will have a bride by the end of the week?"
"Well, while that isn't the official line, I think it's pretty much an open secret that this is the purpose of the whole party, quite frankly," Dran explained. "More than thirty eligible women from every corner of the system are either in the city already or in the process of landing. And included in that number, you'll remember, are two princess of the Eridani Imperium."
"That's correct. Now to discuss are Guy Caine and Biff Alrus. Welcome, gentleman."
"Thank you Dran, it's a pleasure to be here," Biff said with a smile.
"Now what can people expect from these festivities? Is it really just a dressed up courting...?"
"I have to agree with you Dran. Prince Alex is turning twenty-six and it is high time he selects a bride. We all know the rules of succession: the Crown Prince cannot become King unless he is married. It is just that simple."
"Then why has it been allowed to go on so long? Prince Alex has been of marrying age for some time, and has had no shortage of willing candidates..."
"Including you Dran?" Guy joked, making everyone laugh.
"Prince Alex isn't the most eligible man in the system for nothing, Guy," Dran zinged back. "But why has there been such a delay?"
"That's one of the great mysteries at court. I've spoken with many different people who expected Alex to be wed shortly after coming of age. But then he surprised everyone and joined the Navy! One three-year tour later and everyone expected him to make his decision then, but instead-"
"Instead he's found excuse after excuse to avoid picking a bride!" Dran interrupted, laughing. "Gallivanting holidays, diplomatic missions, goodwill tours... anything but time at court, it seems."
"Well Prince Alex has made his disdain of the Royal Court pretty clear, so this really shouldn't surprise anyone," Guy pointed out. "But he should get his fill of it this week, no?" All three laughed as the camera switched to an aerial shot of the Royal Palace and the massive city square butting against it. There was a sizeable crowd already formed, waving banners and flags to celebrate their beloved Prince's birthday.
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"You know, almost any other man on Liada Prime would envy you," Erina said as she reviewed the day's itinerary on her datapad. She sat idly in a rich leather armchair, watching as Alex got dressed for his big day.
"Perhaps," Alex said as he adjusted his stiff collar, "but none of them actually have to face the prospect. How do I look?" he asked, turning.
"Pretty good, as usual," Erina said with a grin, stepping forward to help straighten the rigid epaulettes. She took him in: tall, broad shoulders filling out the blood red uniform of the Royal Navy, short dark hair leaving bright blue eyes visible. He made quite a dashing figure, Erina thought, brushing some imaginary dust off his shoulders, straightening his few ribbons and medals. "You'll have to fight them off, looking this good."
"I thought that was sort of the idea." Alex continued preparing for the evening. He attached his saber to his belt, quickly checking the sword's edge.
"I don't mean that literally, you know."
"Always check your weapons. Always," Alex said without looking at her. "You know that."
Erina nodded.
"But anyway, I don't think any man in the whole system envies me. Or they wouldn't if they knew what I was getting into. I don't have thirty six women vying to-"
"Thirty eight," Erina interrupted, consulting her data pad. "I told you, the Duchess of Corr and Countess Euna surprised everyone and showed up."
"Ah. Well, it's not like I have thirty-eight women vying to fuck me," he said as he quickly sheathed the sword, the heavy hilt clacking as it snapped in. "They all want a husband. They want to be Queen."
Erina shrugged in sympathy. She didn't have a witty rejoinder to the truth. It was time for Prince Alex to find a wife. That Alex didn't particularly want to get married was beside the point. Unfortunately, Alex's fastidious avoidance of the royal court had limited his opportunities to meet an appropriate woman and court her. That he was now regretting avoiding the issue made little difference.
"Do you want to go over any of the dossiers again?" she asked as she checked her watch. She knew he was expected in the main ballroom within the hour so that the receiving line could begin.
"No, I looked them over last night."
"Was that after you got back from the hall? You guys were up 'til..." Erina glanced up. "You didn't even look at the files."
"Nope," Alex replied, smirking.
"You know, Alex..." Erina began.
"Rin, I'm not going to look at thirty six dos-"
"Thirty eight."
"Thirty eight dossiers on the noble women of the Liada system. I'd rather drink horse piss. I'd like to meet them first and whittle down the list to the ones I can actually stand, and then I'll study. Fair?" Erina nodded. "Thank you. Any good gossip?" he asked as he checked his side arm. The pistol, a nickel-plated automatic, had been his grandfather's. It had been modified to fire a bee-hived flechette round, allowing it to use modern ammunition.
"Well the only good stuff isn't true."
"Isn't that always the case?"
"The rumor was that Lady Orma was pregnant from some spice merchant's son, and was desperate to get here so she could snag you, pin the kid on you, and be the mother of the new heir to the throne. Shocking, I know. But I had Vela following her and got a urine sample. No truth to it."
"Well that's good. Vicious rumor though. I'll have to make sure to smile at her, annoy whoever started it. Nothing else good? No spies? No one caught sucking off a footman?"
Erina laughed. "Sorry."
"Hmph. Well, I guess we ought to get this started." He snapped to attention in front of the mirror, looked himself over a last time. Erina came close behind him, her hand on his arm.
"I forgot how nice your butt looked in uniform," she whispered in his ear, leaning close to kiss him lightly on the cheek. Alex turned and they shared a long, sweet kiss. "C'mon, let's get this underway."
"If I must."
"You do my love. Sorry."
As they left his private chambers, the guards in the next room snapped to attention as they passed through. Leaving the Crown Prince's suite they found Horace waiting for them, as he always was.