The greatest trick of the Devil, it has been said, was to convince the world He didn't exist.
What He didn't realize, nor would He have cared, was that He cleared the way for the rest of us.
Churches are my favorite hunting ground. There was a time, not that long ago, a few hundred years, when the power of believers' faith kept me out. But here we are, in the 21st century, and I'm free to enter where I please.
As always after what you'd call a "sleep," I was ravenous.
That last mount had been particularly satisfying. How often do you find an anorexic woman and turn her into a glutton before leaving her in a motel room too fat to move without help, covered in chocolate and semen, crying and helpless to stop the hunger that consumed her?
Yeah, my Audry had been fun but I had needed to rest.
But now I was back.
And I was famished.
As always after a "sleep," I guess I'll use that word. I could try "hibernation" or "period of dormancy," or something else, but "sleep" is close enough for you.
I do wander, don't I? I get that way when I wake, to continue my sleep metaphor.
But I was starved and church beckoned.
Let me put this in terms I hope make sense.
I floated at 30,000 feet or so with the world spread out below me. I could, well, let's call it "see" although my senses have nothing to do with the visible light spectrum. I could, let's call it "smell" the aroma of a church. I, well, "transported" is a good word, to the source of the "smell."
Ahhhh, there it was. Call it the "scent" of, well, call it "sin."
Your language is SO limited, this is the best I can do.
I slipped in through her nose and immediately spread through her nervous system.
I was part of her now and heard her silly prayers. Not that there aren't spirits in the world, but the hubris of humans imagining we care about them, or more ridiculous yet, can be summoned by them was something that always made me, well, call it "laugh."
Human women can be so funny. If I had lungs I would have laughed as I listened to her pathetic prayer.
"Father," she was intoning silently and her belief was manifest, "I have sinned in my flesh."
The taste of her sorrow was ambrosia to me.
"I can't stop myself, Father," she went on, "Please, help me."
So I helped her.
I felt my way along her neural pathways until I could stimulate the erectile tissue of her areolas and nipples making them so hard I could feel the ache and trace the sensations up her nerves.
Ahhhhh, THERE it was. I fed greedily on her shame and humiliation.
"Father, please," she whimpered, on her knees in a pew, her eyes tightly shut, her hands clasped before her, "I can't help myself. Please, Lord, send me help."
So I helped her.
I found the dense ganglia of nerves that is her clitoris and carefully identified each of the millions of nerve endings that offer a woman pleasure.
"Please, Father," she repeated in her mind, my senses "hearing" her clearly, "I am weak and need your help."
On the word "help" I closed the gaps in those nerve endings. Her orgasm was immediate and powerful and I fed on her pleasure, with her humiliation a delicious dessert as she gasped and the crotch of her slacks was suddenly soaked.
"FATHER!" she said aloud, the word echoing in her mind and throughout my being. I fired those neurons again, this time matching the effort in her nipples and areolas.
She came again and I drank her humiliation like ambrosia.