Valentina took a long drag from the cigarette perched between her delicate fingers. She exhaled, the wispy trails of smoke drifting through her flowing brown hair and out the open window of the taxi-cab. In the back seat she sat relaxed, exuding a glow of confidence. She noticed the driver taking long glances at her through the rear-view mirror. She didn't mind, paying him little attention as her eyes took in the moving snowy city streets. Another pull from her cigarette had it down to the filter. She flicked it out the window and watched it extinguish against the frozen pavement.
Her bright, forest green eyes wandered and she again met the gaze of the driver who was now staring through the rear-view mirror. She smiled politely and wiggled in her seat, her buoyant breasts gently swaying behind the burgundy fabric of her form-fitting pencil dress. The driver had earlier noticed his customer wasn't wearing a bra, it was obvious she did not require the support.
Desperate to get her attention the driver cleared his throat and spoke, "Pretty cold out. Surprised you still have the window down."
Valentina blinked, her long, dark eyelashes slightly disturbing the surrounding air. "I am unaffected by the cold. It does not bother me." Her voice was sweet and light, tinged with a Slavic accent.
The driver shivered, a response to both the taxi-cab's cabin temperature and the allure of her un-placeable accent. Was it Ukrainian? Latvian? Russian?
His thoughts quickly shifted as he realized he had passed their destination. He slammed on the brakes. They didn't catch and the car slid forward on a patch of ice. The cab careened uncontrollably forward. The tires finally caught traction, only a few meters behind a parked truck. Their rubber treads dug into the cement and the sliding abruptly ceased as he and his passenger lurched forward violently.
Hearing a great THUMP from behind him, the driver un-braced his hands from against the steering wheel. He turned and found his occupant had fallen forward and collided with the hard plastic backing of the passenger seat. She sat there in a disheveled heap, un-moving, her glossy eyes crossed and vacant underneath her mane of chestnut brown hair.
The driver swore he heard a metallic humming coming from her direction, but after a few sharp clicks it stopped. His occupant blinked several times in succession and carefully pushed back into her seat.
She turned and faced the driver with an absent-minded expression written on her face and in her eyes. She stared at him idly, her meticulously styled bangs from before now tousled and in disarray.
"I am unaffected by the cold. It does not bother me."
Her eyes frantically blinked again.
"I am unaffected by the cold. It does not bother me."
The movement of her mouth lagged behind the words she spoke.
"I am unaffected by the cold. It does not bother me."
The audio of her speech fell even further out of sync with the movement of her soft, glossy lips.
She shook violently before pausing completely.
Then, her disposition pivoted on a dime; her disgusted expression visually communicating her distaste towards the driver. She hastily unbuckled, threw several Deutsche Marks into his hands, exited the car, and slammed the door shut.
Holding her fare in his hands, the driver watched Valentina walk away through his passenger-side mirror. Her every step a stilted, provocative, sway of her inviting hips.
He slapped the stearing wheel several times, upset he had ruined his only chance with the otherworldly beauty. "Dammit! Next time!"
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Miles of carefully threaded magnetic tape spooled and un-spooled within Valentina's plastic chest as she walked through the lobby of her apartment building. The heels of her shiny, black PVC boots clicked against the polished tile floor. She strode past the front desk, giving a calculated yet polite smile to the pretty concierge behind it. Around a corner, down a short flight of stairs, and through a dark hallway, Valentina found herself in front of a large steel door.
She stopped, a miniature electrode embedded just underneath the plastic and silicone synth-skin of her scalp sent several electrical pulses through her luxurious brunette mane that straightened it back and perfectly re-aligned her bangs, the tips of her hair ending level with her well defined eyebrows. Then, two independent brushless motors installed just beneath her shoulders activated, pulling at a series of elastomer fibers embedded within her impressive plastic chest. Her already perky breasts lifted slightly upwards and together, straining against the linen of her tight pencil dress.
A Soviet spy must always look her best when entering a space with potential targets and peoples of interest. Satisfied with her appearance, Valentina pushed through the heavy steel door and found herself within the building's basement executive lounge.
The bar was quiet and mostly empty. Christmas lights draped around the room dully illuminated the secluded windowless space. A small tree sat lonely in the far corner, decorated with a few strings of lights and a handful of ornaments. There were no presents underneath its branches, only a small pile of dried needles.
As Valentina approached a vacant bar-stool, her complex movement transistor circuit sub-rack queried instantaneous electrical data impulses from her two visual, two auditory, and 122 embedded tactile sensors. This sub-rack of transistors and diodes chugged through the data with ruthless efficiency and immediately guided her hundreds of magnetically charged read/write heads to simultaneously interpret, erase, alter, and re-write information on her fast-moving magnetic tape volatile memory processing bank.
The process resulted in the shapely brunette woman pausing briefly in front of the stool before pushing off the bar top and hopping on in one single smooth motion. A quick data pull from several gyroscopes embedded strategically throughout her precision-engineered body confirmed the metallic stool was bearing all of her weight. This allowed her complex movement transistor circuit sub-rack to shut off, freeing up processing capacity for her social interaction subsystems to boot into operation.
Valentina smoothed the fabric of her dress against her picturesque plastic frame. She fixed her large round eyes on the bartender and raised a hand towards him.
He put down the glass he had been polishing and walked over. He had noticed her walk in. It would have been difficult to miss someone like Valentina enter a room, even if she wasn't the main reason the CIA had planted him here in West Berlin as an intelligence agent.
He put his hands down on the counter and grinned, a look of sly confidence appearing at the corners of his friendly smile. "Let me guess Val, Vodka Tonic?"
Valentina stared back blankly for a moment, her expertly made-up faceplate un-moving. The bartender's question, although simple, had interrupted a pre-programmed subroutine she usually relied upon for vocalizing her order.
Dozens of independent tape drives kicked on at a frenzied pace as her systems quickly pivoted computational priority. A keen observer may have been able to hear the whiz of tape emanating from within her. Her social interaction subsystems quickly determined his question was a friendly jab at the fact that she always ordered the same thing. It quickly formulated a response, stamped its magnetic signature on its associated data spool which was almost immediately decoded at her vocal synthesis processing transistor board. The board sent discrete measured voltage pulses through a series of side-chained oscillators which generated the raw audio of her response. From there it was sent through a tube amplifier and hard-piped to a speaker discretely placed at the back of her mouth cavity. Several diaphragm valves opened and closed in programmed response to shape the volume and delivery of her words. Simultaneously to all of this happening, the raw audio had been digitized and stamped onto more tape that traveled through an independent lip-syncing performance bus. This bus analyzed the raw audio file and expertly directed the dozens of actuators and servo-motors embedded behind her shiny, soft lips to open and close her mouth in perfect unison with the words emerging from her throat speaker.
This entire process had executed in just 0.9 seconds.
Abruptly exiting her frozen state, Valentina responded with a gleam in her large green eyes and a smile designed to showcase her ivory white teeth. "Yes. That would be wonderful. Thanks Peter!"
"You got it."
Peter walked away to make Valentina's drink thinking just how peculiar this specific customer was. He had been observing her for months at the behest of the CIA, and only a few days prior had been made aware of her robotic nature after his most recent intelligence update from an encrypted Radio Free Europe station.