Author's note: In this instalment of
Fucking Fairytales
we experiment with one of the weirder tales. I have no idea why the characters behave the way they do in the original... but I hope some sex can make it better~! I've stayed very true to the original, though (so much, in fact, that it almost felt like cheating sometimes), resulting in a quick, humorous tale. I hope you enjoy, and please let me know in the comments what you think!
Once upon a time there was a young Queen who lived in a lovely castle, with her adoptive mother, who was a witch, and her husband, the King of the realm. Outside the castle she kept her garden, wherein stood two rose-trees, so entangled together that they might as well have been a single tree, and one of them bore white roses, while the other had red ones.
The Queen had two children who were like the two rose-trees, and one was called Snow White, and the other Rose Red. And just like their mother once had, and their grandmother still had, the two children had luxuriously long hair imbued with powerful magic. Snow White's hair was so blonde it was nearly white, while Rose Red had a mane so red it looked almost on fire, but since they'd been very young, their hair had been braided together and would not come apart. This meant the girls could only go about a meter away from each other, but this did not bother them, for they were so fond of one another that they never wanted to part. And when Snow White said: "We will not leave each other," Rose Red answered: "Never so long as we live," and their mother would add: "What one has she must share with the other."
When the two girls came of age, they were meant to go with their grandmother to learn how to use their magic, but as fate would have it, that year brought war to their father's kingdom, and as the most powerful sorceress of the realm, their grandmother went with the King to battle, while the Queen took her daughters to a cottage in the woods, to keep them safe from the fighting. And the rose trees, somehow, came with them, settling outside the cottage as though they had always been there.
And thus they lived in the cottage in the wood, and they were as good and happy, as busy and cheerful as ever two young maidens in the world were, only Snow White was more quiet and gentle than Rose Red, who had a more fiery temperament.
Their mother tried to teach them a bit about their magic, for she had once been a sorceress herself, only all her power had gone into her daughters as soon as she got pregnant. But she was not a very good teacher, and would rather pamper them and leave the harsher lessons for when their grandmother came back. Still, she taught them to call the animals to them and have them do what they wanted, and she showed them how to make plants grow and move at their whim, and she told them how to manipulate their hair as though it was a third limb, though this was always difficult for them, for their braids would not come apart, and would more often act on its own than do what they wanted. At last, she also taught them the one spell her mother had failed to teach her in time; how to take a man's seed within them without getting pregnant.
Time passed, and soon winter was upon them, and one night while they were sitting together by the fire, their mother reading aloud out of a large tome, there came a knock on the door.
They all went silent. This was the first time anyone else had come to their cottage. After a moment, whoever was out there knocked again.
"Mother, shouldn't we open?" asked Snow White. The Queen bit her lip, but then she steeled herself, and nodded.
"Better do, girls. It's probably just a traveller who is seeking shelter."
The twins went together and unbolted the door before pushing it open, but there was no poor traveller on their threshold, but a bear that stretched his broad, black head within the door.
The girls screamed and sprang back, preparing to use their magic to control the bear and keep it away, but the bear began to speak, and said: "Do not be afraid, I will do you no harm! I am half frozen, and only want to warm myself a little beside you."
Then the Queen's eyes glinted with amusement, and she said, "Of course, Mr. Bear, do come in and lie down by the fire, only take care that you do not burn your... coat." Then she turned to her daughters, and said "Snow White, Rose Red, come here and help our guest warm up; he'll do you no harm. Meanwhile, I think I'll retire, but you three have fun and stay up as long as you like."
As soon as their mother had gone to bed, the girls came closer and started running their hands through the bear's luxurious fur, brushing away the snow and massaging his powerful hide. Presently they were climbing all over him, and Snow White gently kissed his nose, while Rose Red playfully bit at his ear, and as they rubbed their bodies against his, everyone became quite hot indeed, and soon the bear's member poked its head out from within his furry coat and made itself known to them.
The girls had never seen a dick before, but they'd heard a lot about them, and at once jumped at this opportunity to get better acquainted with one. They teased it and licked it and rubbed first their tits against it and then their wet pussies, and wailed that it was much too big to take inside their mouths or virgin vaginas. What they lacked in experience they made up for in enthusiasm, and soon both the girls and the floor was splattered in big globs of bear cum. They tried to catch most of it on their cooches, though, and afterwards took great pleasure in licking one another clean, lying head-to-crotch atop the bear's fluffy tummy.
Soon they had brought themselves to orgasm, and they trashed wildly atop the bear, and he called out: "Leave me alive, Snow White, Rose Red; will you beat your lover dead?" But it was all in good fun, and henceforth the bear came every night to their cottage and laid himself down by the hearth, and the girls played and played with him until everything smelled potently of bear cum.
But eventually, as time passed, spring came around, as it always does, and one morning when all outside was green, the bear said to his two lovers: "Now I must go away, and cannot come back for the whole summer."
"Where are you going, dear bear?" asked Snow White.
"I must go into the forest and seek to reclaim my treasure from he who has stolen it. In the winter, when the earth is frozen hard, he is obliged to stay below and cannot work his way through; but now, when the sun has thawed and warmed the earth, he'll break through it, and come out to pry and steal; and what once gets into his hands, and into his caves, does not easily see daylight again."
The young women were quite sorry to see him go, but opened the door for him, and the bear was hurrying out. But he caught against a bolt and a piece of his hairy coat was torn off, and while Snow White's eyes were blurred by tears, Rose Red saw it and thought for a moment she had seen gold shining through it, though she wasn't sure. The bear ran away quickly, and soon he was out of sight behind the trees.
Without their playmate, the twins became sad and lethargic, but their mother kept sending them out on errands to keep their minds off the loss of their lover. One day she sent them out in the woods to get firewood, and there they found a big tree felled on the ground, and something was hopping up and down close by while cursing loudly. When they came nearer, they saw it was a dwarf with a great, black beard that covered most of his face and was perhaps as long as he was. But the end of the beard was caught in a crevice of the tree, and the poor fellow was tethered like a pup on a leash, and could not pull himself free.
He glared at the girls with fiery red eyes and cried: "What the fuck are you lookin' at? Come on and help me, you useless pussies!"
"What are you up to, little man?" asked Rose Red.
"Little? Who you callin' little, you dumb trollop! Help me lose and I'll show you little, you insolent whore! My beard got stuck while I was chopping wood, and if you harlots don't open up the tree right this instance, I'll give your hides a proper tanning, I will!"
The girls gave one another a look, but couldn't bring themselves to leave the poor bastard to his fate, and started using their magic to have the tree let him go. But as much as they tried, the wood wouldn't listen to them, and even when they pulled with all their might, they couldn't get the beard loose.
"Well, there's only one thing for it, then," said Rose Red, and pulled a pair of scissors from her pocket.
"Sister, no; I don't think that's such a good..." started Snow White, but Rose Red had already taken the scissors to the beard and snip-snap, she'd cut a length off the end.
As soon as he was free, the dwarf jumped at Rose Red with a furious roar, knocking her to the ground. "How dare you, you harridan, you beard-defiler! You'll pay for this, bitch!"
He pulled down his pants, and out sprang a dick that was surprisingly long and thick, considering his otherwise small stature, though it was nothing against the bear-cock the girls were used to.
"Have you ever sucked dick before, slut?" asked the dwarf, and Rose Red shook her head. "Good," said the dwarf, "I shall enjoy fucking your virgin throat."
