April stared at her boyfriend like a little girl who watches her baby brother get a new train set for Christmas. Jordan had gotten exactly what he wished for: bigger junk. His member was so big that he could barely stuff it down his pants leg. The fact that he had to replace all of his pants didn't faze him. It was all worth it so that he could strut around, his balls nearly dragging across the ground, utterly unconcerned about who might be watching. April wanted in.
She slammed her fist down on the table. "How'd you get so big?"
Jordan glanced at her from behind his newspaper. "Pardon?"
"You heard me. How could you get so big so fast? Why didn't you tell me? You didn't think that I has any input about how big I wanted your dick to be?"
Jordan reached around his balls (they were sitting in his lap) and picked his teacup off the table. "Well, do you have any objections?"
"No," she pouted. "But you could have taken me along. I want to be big too."
"You don't have a penis, April. You can't get a bigger one if you don't have one."
"Yeah, well...maybe I could've wished for one. Did you ever think of that?" She crossed her arms and sulked. "It's not fair. I want to be big too."
"Look," Jordan sighed, putting down his tea. "I didn't think it would make you this upset. I thought that you'd be happy that I got so big. You seemed really happy when I got home yesterday."
"Well, that was yesterday. I thought about it and now I don't think it's fair."
"Was that before or after we made love?"
April blushed. "That's got nothing to do with it. Just because we fuck each other doesn't mean that I'm not right, and it doesn't mean that you can go out get some witch to make your penis grow without your girlfriend."
It didn't quite happen that way, Jordan explained. Yesterday, he was sitting in traffic, driving home when a witch suddenly appeared in his car. She ordered him to get and walk into the nearby park, where she offered him one wish. This was a required service. Every magical being, in order to keep their powers, had to perform at least one act of altruism. She offered him one wish, and he wished for a giant dick. When she was done, she told Jordan that if he ever tried to find her again, she'd turn him into a cockroach and crush him under her heel. She cackled and disappeared, leaving Jordan to drag his lengthened appendage back through the park and load it into his car.
"What was I going to tell the witch?" Jordan asked. "I couldn't ask her to wait for me to get you. She would've shrunk my head, if I was lucky."
"You could've told her that this was too important to do without talking to your girlfriend first."
"I'm sorry."
"No you're not. You're just saying that."
Patient sighed. "So, you're saying that you don't like the giant penis and testicles?"
"I didn't say that, and you know it," she pouted.
Silence filled the house.
"You know," Jordan smiled. "That's the first time I've seen you blush in ages."
"Don't get used to it," she huffed.
Jordan sat up. He wrapped his arms around his nut sack the way you would grab an armful of groceries, and gently lowered them to the ground. Then, he braced himself against his chair and the table and slowly rose to his feet. He grabbed his penis and tucked it under his arm so that it wouldn't drag across the carpet, and he limped over to April's side of the table, his nuts swinging like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. April wouldn't look at him, so she turned away, her arms still crossed.
"You know I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, sugar."
"I don't feel hurt," she muttered. "I'm just angry—angry that you did something fun and I didn't."
"Last night wasn't fun?"
April felt Jordan's hand on her shoulder. It was warm and firm, just like always. "Last night was fun. It's just...I would've..."
"What?"
April turned red again, but she kept her head turned so that Jordan wouldn't see. "I always wanted to get bigger. I don't mean a bigger penis—actually, a big penis would be nice, but if I couldn't get a penis then I would've been happy with something else. It would really have made my year."
"I didn't know." He kissed her on top of her head. He toyed with her sky-blue braid. "If I had known, I never would've gone without you."
"You say that now..."
"I mean it. After all, the only thing that makes a giant penis worthwhile is a thick, juicy girlfriend. You don't think I'd pass that up, do you?"
April began to soften, but she still refused to look at Jordan. She could still feel his warm hand on her shoulder, threatening to melt her icy demeanor.
"I would take you to that witch in a heartbeat if I thought that she would make you grow, but she's not the kind of person you trifle with. I don't want to go back to that forest again."
"What if it was for me?"
He paused. "Of course, I would, if I thought it would do any good."
"Then what's stopping you?"
"One big thing," Jordan replied. "You know that hand on your shoulder?"
April turned and looked.
"That's not my hand."
His thick, heavy, massive cock was sitting on her shoulder. The head drooped over her chest, drooling from the inch-long slit in the top. Slowly, the head rose, turning dark red as it stiffened.
"Why don't we have a little more fun together, right here in the dining room?"
"You," April stammered. "You think that you can just...wave that little, pathetic dick...and I'll just—"
"Go ahead, Sugar. Walk away."
April wrapped her arms around Jordan's member and hugged it to her chest. She tucked it underneath her sweater, rubbing it between her breasts, pushing it up through the neck of her sweater and making out with it. She kissed it, licking up the little stream of pre-cum that was already leaking out of the top. She ran her tongue under the hood, nibbling on it with her lips. It was so warm, hot, and heavy. The salty taste was just the thing to get her started.
A few hours later, they were lying on the floor, sticky, sweating, and naked. The rug needed a shampoo and the furniture had to be re-upholstered. Still, Jordan fell asleep in her arms. April remained awake, picking strings of jizz out of his hair.
"Don't want to see that witch again?" she smirked. "We'll see about that."
Jordan had to go to work the next day, and he spent most of his lunch hour explaining his giant bulge to his coworkers. When he was finished, he hitched up his pants, the other men in the office glancing jealously out of the corner of their eyes. Jordan took a moment to let his massive balls swing between his legs, and opened the door.
The witch was standing on the other side.
She just as surprised as Jordan was. They stared at each other for a few moments, and Jordan slowly closed the door again.
"I think I'll stay here for a little while longer—"
The door exploded and the witch jumped inside, hugging Jordan from behind and knocking him on the ground. He scrambled to escape, crawling away as she held onto his legs, frantically trying to escape and make a break for it. He kept his eyes closed, thinking that it might keep him from seeing her again, and maybe help him avoid turning into a cockroach.
"Stay where you are!"
"Never! He squeezed his eyes shut. "You can't curse me if I can't see you."
"Get back here!" The witch reached out and grabbed his balls. Her long, sharp fingernails duck into his pants.
Jordan squealed. "Okay! Turn me into a cockroach. Just let go."
"Not yet," she cackled. "You're going to be my shield."
Jordan cringed as the witch tightened her grip, but he heard someone else step into the doorway. It was April, her hair singed and her face covered in soot.
"Well, are you going to give me a wish or not?"
The witch scrambled to her feet, still holding Jordan's testicles. "Stay back! I've got your boyfriend."
"Drop him, or I'll take your broomstick and ram it right up your—"
"April!" Jordan interrupted. "What are you doing?"
"Is this the witch that gave you a big dick?"
"Why are you covered in soot?"
"You answer my question first."
"Don't get near me, or the boy gets it." She dug her nails deeper into Jordan's balls. "You tried to burn my forest down, but you're not going to get me."
"What?" Jordan cried.
"I wouldn't have needed to if you just granted my wish. Now I have to pull out the dynamite."
"Dynamite?" Jordan cried. "April, don't!"