Written by Embers © 2016-2017
This is dedicated to a special friend whose considerable input helped make this story possible—you know who you are.
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THE EDUCATION
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Four in a row. Guess I'm getting good at this
, Eudora thought as her eyes followed another flustered shopper out the door. She yawned loudly, then uncrossed her fishnet-stockinged legs and propped her feet on the counter.
"Uh, Eudora...I dunno if, uh..." she heard from the far end of the store, behind a massive shoe rack. It was a meek, nasal voice, one that she'd gotten into the habit of tuning out completely. She just rolled her eyes and examined her fingernails, concluding that they needed a touch-up.
She unzipped the breast pocket of her leather jacket and retrieved her trusty phial of black matte nail polish. But no sooner had she begun to unscrew the cap than that annoying little voice started up again.
"Hey, uh..."
In severe annoyance, she paused and shot a cold glance in its direction. From behind the rack emerged a shabby, sad-eyed little man. She'd been suffering him in these close quarters for several days, though his name still escaped her. In her view, "sad little man" was as good of a moniker as any for her coworker, and it sat at the edge of her mind as he dared to reopen his mouth.
"Uh, Eudora...hey, sorry, but, uh, I don't know if you're supposed to, uh..."
"What?" she replied agitatedly.
"Yeah, it's just...y'know. I dunno if it's okay to put your feet up...on there..."
"Oh, you don't
know
if it's okay? Cool. Let me know when you find out," Eudora spat back rapidly. The man's brow creased and his eyes dropped to the floor. She looked at him standing there dumbly, wondering what series of unfortunate events must have transpired to create such a pathetic human being.
She thought for a second, then momentarily adopted a slightly nicer tone. "By the way, sweetie? I'll probably be hungry in about an hour," she continued, abruptly flashing a flirtatious simper. "I'm feeling like sushi this time, okay? Get me one of those bento lunch specials from that place down the street."
Hearing that little seductively dulcet tinge in her voice, the man nodded slowly, a weak smile forming on his face. His small black eyes ventured back up to behold her. From the way he looked at her, she knew she had him wrapped around her finger.
It was all too easy. With those jailbait looks and killer curves, all she needed to do was simply
be.
"You're okay with paying for it again, right?" she asked in a cloying tone. "I'm low on cash this week..."
As expected, the man nodded obediently with only the smallest hint of reservation on his sallow face. He secretly doubted that she was telling the truth about her finances, given how truly unconcerned with getting fired she seemed to be, but he paid it no mind.
"Great. Now off you go," Eudora concluded with a dismissive wave of her hand, her expression dropping back into a frigid, deadpan stare.
The man blinked, then nodded again, mumbling some kind of apology, then shuffled off behind the big wooden column of women's footwear. Despite his mopey aura, Eudora considered that the man could be reasonably attractive if he weren't so devoid of any spark of confidence. Ultimately, though, it really didn't matter to her; a chump is a chump. There was no short supply of them in her life.
With a renewed sense of entitlement, she leaned over to hijack the stereo.
This lame Top 40 crap won't do
, she thought to herself. Plugging her phone into it, she cued up her favorite album by the Shit Stains. She grinned the minute the cacophonous, ugly punk rock blasted out of the store's speakers.
Eudora then blithely went back to the business of painting her nails. She scarcely noticed when a new customer came through the narrow doorway.
Another voice now interrupted her, this one sonorous and peppered with some kind of foreign accent. With a grumble, she lifted her head to survey the territory. There was an extremely tall, dark woman lingering about the aisles, aggressively interrogating the hapless coworker about the details of various shoes.
Eudora stared at her from afar a bit curiously, taking note of her obvious impatience. Finally the woman spun around and looked at Eudora. For the first time in memory, Eudora actually flinched upon making eye contact with another woman.
There was something truly menacing in this woman's dark unblinking eyes, and she moved with surprising quickness, marching up to Eudora's counter with the dramatic gait of someone who expected others to move aside. It only took two swooping steps to bring them face to face.
Or rather, face to bust. Up close, the woman towered high over Eudora. And there was also something slightly idiosyncratic about her style of dress. For one, her ensemble was spotlessly, concertedly bleach-white. A white trilby sat atop her ovate, apparently shaven head; a white bridal corset hugged her wiry torso; white leather pants hugged her long legs; a pair of white satin gloves extended to her elbows. Only her shoes—white Doc Martens—showed any sign of wear.
Although her face was devoid of makeup, raised scars dotted the edges of her cheeks in a deliberately ornate pattern, extending down to the pit of her neck. Despite this, her visage was uniquely beautiful, so much so that Eudora could not help but feel a rare prick of attraction.
Still, she wouldn't concede that so easily. Locking eyes with her, Eudora employed the same uninviting glare that had rid the store of the last few potential customers, thinking to herself,
let's see if I can make this five in a row...
"Turn this off," the woman demanded, unfazed. Her arm swung out, pointing to the stereo. Her tone oozed condescension, and immediately reminded Eudora of the bossy nuns at Catholic school that she despised so much growing up. This was all it took to stoke her hatred of this woman. The bratty young girl incorporated her best sneer and shook her head.
"I can't. Store policy. Keeps out riffraff," Eudora retorted, forcing a little bitchy grin despite feeling slightly intimidated. Before she knew it, her feet were slapped harshly off the countertop, sending her spinning off balance.
"Ow! What the fuck?!" she yelled as the stool underneath her lurched, then fell over. She hit the floor with a loud thump, landing on her side. The woman stood still over her, gloved hands lingering by the counter.
"Turn this off," the woman repeated, her deep onyx eyes following every movement of the girl's limbs, as if to anticipate any form of resistance.
"Huh? W-why should I care what you think, you weird circus bitch? I don't need this job anyway. I'm just killing time until I graduate, then I'm outta here!" Eudora barked, clearly shaken.
She scrambled to stand back up, but the woman pinned her wrist to the floor under her shoe. Eudora then screamed in outrage as she watched the woman snatch the offending phone up and throw it to the concrete floor, silencing it.
"W-what the fuck is your problem, you cunt?!" Eudora shrieked, seeing that her phone had been badly cracked, probably broken. But the woman merely applied pressure to Eudora's wrist, sending a spike of pain up her arm that caused her to cry out.
"Now perhaps you can tell me what I wanted to know, since your coworker seemed to be clueless. I am looking for new boots, you see. They must be steel-toed, pure alum-tanned
white
leather, much like the ones I'm wearing. But the problem is, your partner claims that the only comparable product you have in stock is some cheap naugahyde knockoff from Canada. Is this so?"
"I have no fuckin' idea! Get off me!" Eudora shouted. There was something unusual about how weak her body was becoming now. It almost felt like she had fallen ill; a headache had begun to swell behind her eyes, and her limbs felt strangely fatigued.
"No idea? I find this hard to believe, given that I've shopped here several times and always found what I want. The girl who used to work here was much more helpful than you, I must say. But maybe you just need some more motivation..."
Eudora's hand sizzled with increasing numbness as she struggled to remove it from under the woman's thick, grimy sole. She sensed that if she tried any sudden movement, the woman would have no compunction about causing real, lasting damage.
She could not tell exactly how such a slender woman was able to exert so much weight with just one leg, but she was truly scared now, and she found herself saying whatever she could to make the pain stop.
"Alright! Alright! There's an...I think I saw a pair of 10-eye white Docs in the stockroom...go get them!" Eudora yelled at her coworker, who by now was standing dumbstruck.
"Um, uh, I..." her coworker started, looking at the two women with cautious, bewildered eyes. "But...Eudora...those were put on layaway. That's why I didn't—"
"I don't give a fuck if the queen of England put them on layaway! Get the fucking shoes before this crazy bitch breaks my wrist!" Eudora shouted, fighting back tears as a dark purple bruise began to erupt across her flesh.
The man backed away slowly, then ran to the stock room, fumbling noisily about. By now, Eudora could no longer move her body, and the pain in her arm seemed to be extending slowly upwards, reaching her shoulder. She felt a drop of hot sweat quickly roll down her brow, making her black eyeliner bleed.
The only thing going through her mind right now was the hope that this was all a bad dream. Maybe she'd just fallen asleep at the counter by accident? Or was she having some kind of weird acid flashback? But the sensations were all too real to dismiss this way.
"Hmm. 37.5 percent," the woman said softly, her eyes scanning Eudora's crumpled figure. "That explains the kinky hair..."