To his surprise, Noah slept well that night, sheer mental and physical exhaustion making him dead to the world as soon as his head hit the pillow in his freshly furnished room. The furniture having just
appeared
in the space hadn't phased him at all. Nothing could, after actually dying and coming back to life. He sat up, put his head in his hands, and realized that he might have to go through that whole horrid thing again.
The tablet on his nightstand beeped. He grabbed it and tapped the screen, holding it up to see more clearly. The words "Today's Game" appeared in bold at the top, and underneath that were the words "Squads of Two." Below that was a list of everyone in the Barracks that would be competing, arranged into pairs. Noah's eyes went down the list until they found his own name.
Team Twenty: Noah Welkin, Experiment 32.
Noah did a double take to make sure he wasn't misreading it. He had to hit the Run with the creepy blood-bending mutant? Well, at least she wasn't openly hostile towards him like Nala was after his mishap the day before. She was just aloof and seemed to disdain everyone equally. He could deal with that. And he wouldn't have to deal with being on the business end of her Hemo Missiles. "Silver linings," he muttered.
Below the team listings was a countdown timer to the start of the game. He still had two hours to go. Noah tapped his knee. What could he do to kill time until then?
His growling stomach gave him the answer.
There's got to be a commissary or something here.
Noah put on some plain gray clothes - shirt, pants, and slip-on shoes - from his new wardrobe and padded out of his room. The hallway outside was deserted. Noah took a left and walked into the Atrium. Nobody else was there yet, not with two hours to go until Game time.
"Gooooood morning!"
A wiry weight crashed into his back, bowling him over. Noah rolled over. "Is this the default way you greet everyone?" he wheezed up at Fidget.
"Just the people I like!" she chirped. She leaned down over him, her vibrant blue hair spilling down her shoulder like a waterfall.
The memory of her face from the day before flickered through his mind, how she'd had no hesitation about shooting at him. Now she was acting like it had never happened and saying that she
liked
him?
Larka was right, everyone here
is
a little messed up.
"I'm flattered," he said.
Fidget sprang off him and let him up. "I saw the roster for the Game today. You lucky thing you, you got Miss Time of the Month."
Noah did a double take. "Miss who what now?"
Fidget did her best scowl, folding her arms and jutting out her bottom lip. "Grr, I'm surly and not fun and I have a thing for blood." She patted his chest. "Be sure to not catch a case of her sourpuss, you're too cute for it!"
"I, uh, thanks."
She rocked back and forth on the balls of her feet. "Were you off to see the Tailor like I told you yesterday?"
Noah shook his head. "I was looking for food, actually."
"Oh, the Commissary is right next to the Tailor. Come on!" She took his hand and led him across the Atrium, and Noah was almost knocked off balance. Fidget was deceptively strong, and it felt like he was being dragged along by a big, eager dog on a leash.
Fidget led him down the unmarked hallway next to the A hallway. She showed him to the first door on the left, and it slid open to admit them. Inside was a small room with a few tables and half a dozen large machines on the opposite wall. Larka was already there, and she raised her head as they entered. "Well met, young friends," she said in a sleepy voice. She winked at Noah, and he felt his face redden a little.
"Come on, these things are so cool!" Fidget dragged Noah over to the large machines on the wall They had a touchscreen on the front, next to a door and a small shelf. "Because there's so many different kinds of people here who need to eat a lot of different things, it's much simpler to have matter replicators that can just make whatever you need!"
Noah looked the intimidating machine up and down. "You're going to have to explain that one to me."
"Better yet, I'll show you!" Fidget stepped up to the machine with a flourish and pressed a section of the screen. An audio waveform appeared. "Eggs and bacon!" she declared, the waveform jumping with each syllable. "Oh! Arranged in the shape of a smiley face!"
The waveform on the screen disappeared. A hissing noise sounded from within the machine, and a moment later the small door on the front of the machine opened. From a conveyor belt inside, a plate slid onto the shelf outside the door. On it were two over-easy eggs and two strips of bacon, curved into a facsimile of a happy face. Fidget took it and held it up under Noah's nose. The smell that wafted up was
heavenly.
"See!" Fidget said, taking one of the bacon strips and chomping down energetically. "Easy!"
"That's insane," Noah said, looking from the plate to the machine. "Star Trek, eat your heart out."
"I have no idea what that is!" Fidget said. She tapped the screen. "Here, give it a try!"
The audio waveform appeared again. "Uh, the same thing?" Noah said.
To both his and Fidget's surprise, that actually worked, and a moment later the machine produced another plate of smiley bacon and eggs. Noah pinched a bacon strip between his fingers, wolfing it down straight off the plate. If it wasn't pork, he couldn't tell the difference. The strip was thick with that perfect touch of fat, cooked a little crispier than he preferred it, but still demanding to be scarfed. "Shit, that's good."
"Right!" Fidget reached into a small bin on the side and pulled out an honest-to-God spork. "Come on, let's go say hi to Larka."
"You already said hello to me, dear," Larka said.
"Well...hi again!"
They sat down next to the big fraskarian, and Fidget immediately began talking Larka's ear off. Noah wolfed down his food - he hadn't realized how hungry he was until the moment food was in his mouth. The second strip of bacon was just as good as the first, and the eggs were warm with just a pinch of salt. At least he wouldn't have to worry about going hungry while he was here. He'd done well enough for himself with food living on his own, even if he liked to pop back over to his parents for an occasional meal here and there.
The thought of his mother and father made him pause, the last bite of egg halfway to his mouth. What if he couldn't get out of here? He would never see them again. Sure, he'd moved out almost a year prior, but his parents were an hour's drive away in the next city. Did they even know he was missing yet? Did they think he was dead?
Noah's throat constricted, and he suddenly felt sick. Slowly he put his spork down, trying to swallow past a lump in his throat that had nothing to do with food.
It's always when you don't know if you'll get something back when you miss it the most,
he thought.
Oh God, I'm turning into one of those self-important writers I had to read in high school.
Further introspection was forestalled by the noisy arrival of Quirrel, who clomped into the Commissary far louder than was necessary. "Who the fuck's got the balls to team me up with somebody else?" he muttered, stomping over to the machines. A few moments later, Experiment 32 slunk into the room behind him, her crimson eyes flicking around before settling on Noah.
"Who's the loudmouth's partner again?" Larka muttered into the mug she held in one large paw.
"The Pontiff, I think," Fidget answered through a mouthful of over-easy eggs.
Experiment 32 sidled over to their table next to Noah. "We're partners today," she said.
Noah looked up at her, trying not to let his trepidation about her show on his face. "I saw," he said.
Her eyes studied him. "Please tell me that's not what you're wearing onto the Run."
"He's most certainly not!" Fidget said, leaning over Noah and jabbing a finger at 32. "I'm taking him to the Tailor today so he'll look awesome." She glared at the other woman. "Much more fabulous than
you.
" Her finger slowly closed the distance to poke 32 in the chest.
32 looked down at the finger. Then she smiled - or, to be more precise, the corners of her mouth turned up about an eighth of an inch. "He's welcome to try," she said, before gently pushing Fidget's arm aside. "I'll see you in the Atrium, Noah."
"Y-yeah," Noah answered. "You too."
32 nodded to Larka, who answered the gesture by raising her mug. 32 turned and left, and when she was out of earshot, Fidget whispered, "I think that's the most words I've heard her speak at once since she got here."