From out of the darkness of the far corners of the galaxy come the newest Primes to drop into Sinner's Run to seek what they desire. Iago, Quirrel, and Experiment 32 have arrived to kill all who stand in their way - and will show no mercy.
Noah crossed a leg over his knee, a tricky thing to do in the confines of the bar booth. Top Forty tunes swirled around him, undercut by the easy chatter of a Friday night at the Benz. He'd lost track of Milo twenty minutes ago, but wasn't worried. He'd figured out after his first couple tail-chasing expeditions that, if he lost track of his roommate, all he had to do was park himself in a single spot and wait, and Milo would find him eventually. He had plenty to keep him occupied after all, what with the new game update.
He scrolled down the page, cursing whoever had formatted the site's mobile page. You'd think a multi-million dollar gaming studio could afford to hire a programmer for viewing the site on phones, but not Naspa Software apparently. After resizing the page with a few pinching motions of his fingers, he was able to read the ant-sized text better. He could see the character icons by their portraits and sighed. "Another two offense characters, really?" It wasn't like
Sinner's Run
didn't already have a roster that was two-thirds offense characters, with tanks and specialists left in the dust. At least Experiment 32 was a specialist. Noah was tempted to just skip over the other two and look directly at her.
A clatter at the bar drew his attention up away from his phone, just in time to see droplets of some liquid or another rain down. A slender girl with black hair picked up the glass and knocked it back all in one go, eliciting cheers from the people around her. Noah watched for a moment, then went back to his phone.
Experiment 32 only knows two things - her parents are dead, and the people who did it are the ones who gave her her powers through rigorous and painful experimentation. Now she seeks glory on Sinner's Run, and to get revenge on the other Primes there who had a hand in her fate.
Noah thumbed down further, but that was all there was to her lore before the explanation of her abilities began. He scowled, then thumbed over to his messenger app. The last message from Garthex was the link to the announcement page.
Barely any backstory at all, same as the last couple,
he typed out.
No love for the lore anymore?
"Noah!"
He glanced up to see Milo saunter over to his side, a half-empty beer bottle in his hand. He had his arm around a pretty redhead with green eyes and a smattering of freckles across her face and arms. "Meet Colleen," he said, voice only slightly slurred as he tapped the girl on the shoulder.
Noah put on his best smile - which, if he was being honest, wasn't even a podium placer in the "winning smiles" category. "Nice to meet you," he said.
"This is my friend Noah," Milo said, gesturing to him. "Fantastic roommate, great cook, bit of a wet noodle, but hey, he's still coming out of his shell."
Aaaaaaaand there it went. Noah fought hard to keep from scowling. He didn't appreciate the comment, but knew enough about social ettiquette to not cockblock Milo by acting like it fazed him. Colleen
was
cute, and Noah wondered idly for a moment how far down her chest her freckles went before snapping his gaze back up from where it had wandered. "I lost track of you, figured waiting was the best option," he said.
"Ya thought right," Milo said with a tipsy cackle. "You still good to drive right? Colleen and I wanted to get back."
Noah checked the time. "It's not even midnight, dude."
"I already found what I wanted!" Milo said, giving a blushing Colleen a kiss on the cheek. "A lovely lovely to spend the night with. Ain't that right, babe?"
Colleen giggled and pawed at Milo's chest. "Flatterer," she said in a smoky voice with an Irish lilt.
Noah nodded and pushed the one empty beer bottle away from him. The bar music was really starting to annoy him anyway, and besides, this meant that he could get back and play the new Primes when they launched at midnight. Win-win. "Alright, let's get a move on."
They piled into Noah's beat-up old Jeep, Milo and Colleen taking the backseat so they could be close to one another. Noah heard his phone ding with a few message notifications, but kept his eyes on the road. Texting while driving wasn't a risk he was willing to take. Distracted driving was lethal, after all.
He rolled his eyes as exaggerated makeout sounds came from the backseat.
Wonder if 'roommate and his weekly fling sucking face' counts as distracted driving.
Noah and Milo's apartment was one half of a small duplex by a retention pond in the suburbs. He pulled into the long driveway and opened the door, given that Milo and Colleen were still busy getting all touchy feely with one another. The pair of them scampered into Milo's bedroom with nary a word to him. Noah grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge and meandered to his room. Judging from Milo's past conquests, they'd be in there for a while.
He retreated into his room, shutting the door behind him and turning off the overhead light on the ceiling fan. One of the first things Noah had done upon moving in was string up orange Christmas lights around the ceiling mouldings that could be turned on by a toggle switch by his bed. He clicked it on, bathing the room in a soft, yellow glow that cut down on his monitor glare.
The power indicator on his computer clicked as he tapped it, the five fans inside whirring to life. It wasn't the quietest of machines, but since Noah spent ninety-five percent of his time in his chair with padded headphones in that killed most incoming noise, it didn't have to be. So long as it stayed cool and let him go for hours.
As the desktop woke up, it automatically signed him back into all his essential softwares - messenger, internet, game client. The moment his status changed from 'Away' to 'Online,' the messenger client dinged with an incoming call from Garthex. Noah answered it with a click. "Another couple of fucking Offense Primes. What are they thinking?"
"Beats me," Garthex said. Noah had never met Garthex in person, nor did he know his real name. However, the two had taken to chatting in a Sinner's Run forum in the early days of the game, and a fast friendship had formed soon after. "What does this make, thirty?"
"At least that," Noah said, taking a swig from his water bottle to try to get some of the alcohol taste out of his mouth. "And they've stopped giving a damn about the lore too it seems."
"Yeah, I was disappointed in that," Garthex said. His messenger indicator changed to show he was in-game. "But, you know, maybe they hid a couple things in the game like last time. I'm so close to a full theory I can almost taste it."
Noah smiled as he signed in himself. One of the things that had brought him and Garthex together in the first place was a fanatical devotion to video game lore. Their early interactions had been talks that went into the wee hours of the morning about obscure Japanese game franchises with head-scratching, complicated lore. Sinner's Run had started with some of the same, bits and pieces of the actual story of the game hidden in character bios and a few early events. Now, however, in the game's third year on the market, it seemed like the design team had put storytelling on the backburner, which irked Noah to no end.
Despite that, he'd much rather spend a Friday night seeking glory on the Run than sitting on his own in bar while Milo chased tail. Noah turned up his volume as the game audio kicked in. He jiggled his mouse a few times to loosen up his wrist. "Now I did have a beer, so my aim
might
be a bit off for a bit," he said.
Garthex laughed. "Shake out the cobwebs, N, we've got work to do."
"When do the new Primes drop?"
"Midnight Pacific, so we've got a few hours." Garthex pinged him with a party request. "Let's get some W's beforehand, because all the lobbies are going to be is the new Primes and it'll be a shitshow."
"You think they'll be overpowered?"
Garthex sucked his teeth. "Dude, did you
see
the numbers on them?"