Here. Have some philosophy.
Lit's annual
Geek Event
has always been fun for me. Thanks to
ChloeTzang
for taking it on once again this year. This story comes, distantly, out of Pixy Pfeiffer's universe, but don't worry. It's very much a stand-alone.
I get that others have come up with the idea of women giving birth to clones, but with apologies to the Tleilaxu, mine are hotter.
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"So? I'm good?"
The tech put his scantool away, his smile taking on that detached look Dwayne had seen before over the past few decades. The vacant, airy expression, the one that said,
Hell, nothing at all to be concerned about,
lying all the while. "Well, you know the deal, Dwayne. You're definitely downsloping, but the scan says the rate's not accelerating outside acceptable margins." He hesitated, blowing out a long breath. "Still around a .03% decrease in cerebellar mass across the major nodes. About the same as last quarter."
Dwayne stayed quiet until the man, nervous, made eye contact. "'Around' .03% decrease?" They stared a moment, and the tech was the one who looked away first. "I know the numbers, doc. What they mean. It's something I've read about just a little. Be precise, please."
The man set his jaw, then chopped out a nod. "Yeah. Okay, Dwayne. So Nodes 5-8 are at .0288%, and 1-4 have a mean percentage of .031." He let the figures sink in, watching Dwayne's eyes to see whether there was any visible filming yet. Always,
always
evaluating, the techs.
Dwayne relaxed himself, forcing it, his brain doing the math reliably enough once it got going. He had a lot of memories to sort through, but he produced the right answer quickly enough.
In about 2.3 seconds,
the tech noted. "Doc, that makes over a quarter of a percent mean decrease. Year-to-date over the past, what, five years?" The tech did his own math, shrugging out half a nod. Dwayne fought to keep from laughing at him. "And that's nothing to worry about?"
"Dwayne." The vacant expression was gone now, replaced by the stern one the techs used when they were dealing with smarter patients. "Buddy. You're at way under a third of the total acceptable margin.
Way
under. Don't freak out." He tossed his comslate onto his desk. "I'm telling you. All good. I don't need to see you again until three months from now." He sniffed. "You know, pending the Neuro results. Assuming no rapid deceleration in the tau proteins or something. But I don't expect anything abnormal. We'll send a message if we need to see you sooner."
"Sooner. Yeah, fuck that," Dwayne nodded; still quarterly, at least. You weren't supposed to let it bother you until you had to go monthly. But then Jeff H was monthly now, the Alpha Jeff, and he didn't really seem to give much of a shit. He still just sat around the bonfire with that little honey Jessly all curled up next to him as the stars came out into the fern-scented darkness. Nights were the best times here, always had been, sitting in a cloud of laughter and coalsmoke while the night crew watched the pens over the head of the ridge, where the limbless swarms of clones slept uneasily. Dwayne sprang off the raised medic table, scratching at his balls. The tech tried not to look down. "Jesus H Buddha, Wayne. Put some clothes on."
"What's the matter, Doc?" Dwayne's arm swung low, clamping hard against the man's crotch as he yelped back a step. Dwayne chuckled. The tech was older, balding, looking about twice Dwayne's age, but Dwayne remembered when he'd been born. He'd looked just like his grandfather; Dwayne remembered that birth, too. "I'll catch you later. Thanks."
"Uh, sure." The tech glared after him, straightening his trousers as Dwayne headed down the hall to the Assignments Office. The numbers, he told himself, were fine; he really did have nothing to worry about, and the thought made him feel strong and powerful enough to produce his usual morning erection.
Yup. Assignments Section was definitely the place to go.
Kethys was on this morning, her fingers fluttering over the key field, her warm orange eyes scrunching in a smile when she caught sight of him. "Why, hello there! If it isn't Dwayne Prime, darkening my door." She leaned sideways, peering around the monitor at the front of his trousers. "Well. Ready already, huh? It's not even breakfast time yet!"
"Oh, come on Keth," he smirked, adjusting himself as he leaned over her counter. "You remember how I am." They shared a quiet, grown-up chuckle, remembering. She'd borne almost a dozen of his children over the years. A most reliable Carrier, was Kethys. He drummed his hands on the surface, gazing frankly down into her cleavage, remembering. His cock gave a lurch. Keth had almost sixty-one Standard Years now, and she was still a fine-looking woman. Jeff P was a lucky man, as he well knew, to have her warming his bed. "Who've you got?"
The old lady frowned at her screen field, nodding. "Dwayney-P, slated this morning for... Juliessa." She nodded, glancing up. "You had her a few months ago, just the once. When she showed up for her orientation."
Dwayne shrugged. He didn't remember her. There'd been a big crop of potential new Carriers coming in then, all of them just past their twentieth birthdays and in the bloom of bright, shining youth, and as he remembered they'd all been fun. He'd probably remember her once he smelled her, Dwayne reflected; he often did, his mind jarred these days by the women in his past. So very many... "Juliessa. Nice name." He held out his hand for the capsule, just like all the other countless capsules over the years: some new soldier's DNA was in there, packed up neatly along with all the developmental accelerators that would let the clone age faster, all of it ready to ride Dwayne's sperm into the happy little haven behind Junessa's belly button... or, wait. Was the name actually Junessa?
Whatever.
"Here you go, Sugar-dick." They laughed again, the memories of so many nights, so many sticky-thighed mornings. "Have fun."
"Yup." He whistled a slow, complex tune as his sunshades dropped into place, the yellow sun already broad and hot overhead. This part of the planet was always nice, with warm lazy days and cool blue nights, which was why they'd stuck the Clone Farm here. The tune was an old one, very old now, and it was likely only three or four other people on the Farm would still remember it... but it had been her favorite song. He sighed, listening without emotion to a sudden scream from the Bloodhouse as he passed, headed for the Boudoir. Her favorite. She'd sung it in the mornings with the rising sun on her hair the color of old copper, so long ago.
There were often screams from the Bloodhouse these days. Dwayne didn't even need to read the bulletins to know that Fleet had started a new offensive. The Clone Farm was always the first to know, the limb orders flooding in. He thought about that, working his lips experimentally; they were still a bit tingly, but the graft seemed to be going well.
One of the anonymous guards was on the Boudoir gate, a failed clone, someone swept from the Farm and brought here to be given a job because his Prime had been killed out there somewhere on the other side of the galaxy. Like,
really
killed, irreparably, probably vaporized in a ship explosion, and now this oblivious guard was the only remaining scrap of that soldier's stray genes. "Dwayne Prime, number 6280-G," he called out as he reached the gate, just as he had every morning since... well,
almost
before he could remember. When he couldn't remember his first trip to the Boudoir, well, it would be time for the Doc to send him off to be Eliminated.
"6280-G. Got it, sir." The guard licked his lips, watching Dwayne saunter past. The clones were always curious about life outside the Farm, even the ones who'd been to the Bloodhouse. Not that any of them would ever get much farther, anyway, though their parts and pieces sure might.
Still whistling, Dwayne checked the reference number on the capsule he'd gotten from Keth, his feet turning automatically along the mazy corridors; he could have walked to every part of this building with his eyes gouged out, and he could remember a few times when he'd done exactly that. He giggled to himself, remembering, that one eye transplant an absolute bloody mess. The tech had malfunctioned when he'd tried to install it, and the eyeball had fallen out into the Carrier's face in mid-fuck. She'd freaked out, both her and the medical tech had vanished, and Dwayne still enjoyed telling the story around the coalfire.