Copyright 2021 by Limnophile
Permission granted to print or repost for non-commercial use as long as the author is credited.
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I only offer this to entertain. If at least a few people get their feelings tugged around, I consider my mission accomplished. If I can give somebody a few laughs, or inspire an orgasm, that's even better.
Thanks to the editors and authors who helped me improve my writing from 'Painfully Godawful' to 'Below Average'. I hope at least one of them will take a look at this, and not hate it.
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A friend and I were salvaging old electronics at a landfill. We grabbed anything that might have computer chips. We sold the junk to a company that extracted the gold. The work was stinky and dirty, but we made good money at it.
I was scouting through the trash and saw something that caught my attention, a breast! I thought I had found a dead body! When I got closer, I saw it was one of those old-style sex robots. It would have a lot of chips in it! I walked over and started to pick it up. I must have pressed a hidden button, because it started to speak.
I thought it was odd that a female 'bot had a man's voice.
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"War god Ares is commonly portrayed as a violent brute, but his punishment for me was subtle, clever, and despicably evil.
My younger brother was and is the most famous soldier in history, Achilles. He died during the conquest of Troy in 1190 BC. Billions have read about him or watched movies about his exploits, even three millennia later.
I was there, and I saw him fall. I was terrified! If they could kill my brother, they might kill me too! I ran to a boat on the beach and rowed away for all I was worth. I rowed until I blacked out from exhaustion, then started rowing again when I woke.
When I returned home, I discovered my horrible fate. My friends didn't remember me! My wife and children had no idea who I was! I went to a temple for guidance and spoke with a priest. He turned to face the altar and pray with me, then turned back and greeted me again, as if I had just walked in!