Ingredients list (mild spoilers):
2 cups consensual non-humanoid alien sex
(cis-male human, fem alien)
1 cup humor
1/4 cup sci-fi worldbuilding
1 pinch cliffhanger
This story sprang out of a little joke I made on the Literotica forums about spam messages, which turned into a 750-word story. I enjoyed writing these characters so much, and I received so much positive feedback, that I decided to expand it into a fuller-sized story, hopefully kicking off a series! It's not going to be for everyone, this is not about humanoid women who just have green skin or pointy ears, it's going to get weird!
Thanks to
Privates1stClass
for editing and beta-reading!
Sexy Womans in YOUR AREA
Want To Make Fuck With YOU
NO STRINGS ATTACHED~!
"Ugh, these stupid spam texts... Who writes like that? And who would fall for something like that, actually think it would get them laid?"
Austin sprawled out on his cheap ugly couch, in his cheap ugly apartment, in a bad neighborhood of a boring town. An old
Star Trek
episode was streaming on the TV, but he wasn't really paying attention. Bored, horny, alone on a Saturday evening, helplessly watching his weekend slip through his fingers.
He had been drifting through a series of entry-level tech support jobs since graduating, his electrical engineering degree languishing in a documents box somewhere. He was three years into a dry spell, after his girlfriend had taken a job in a better city, leaving him behind.
Not that he was a bad looking guy! On the contrary, he had a handsome, angular face, a slim, athletic physique, reasonably tall, pretty brown eyes... or so he had been told. But his self-esteem was in the dumps, and potential partners could smell desperation a mile away.
Lonely, burned out, underemployed, unappreciated...
"Might as well mess with these scammers and waste their time, what else am I going to do tonight?"
Hello, yes, I would like to have
fun with women from my area
with no strings attached!
YES okAY~! nO STRINGS!
traNSPORT INcoMiNG!
"Incoming? Wha-"
Austin's vision flooded with a blinding green light, the gritty texture of a laser beam. His brain was pierced with the overwhelming sensation of a hundred ice cream headaches at once -- just for a split-second, barely long enough to register the pain -- then everything went black.
Austin woke up, face down on the floor in a small, strange room. The walls were curved and smooth, glossy off-white, glowing dimly with diffuse internal light. The floor was soft and spongy, a bit like a floor mat from a gym, but without the rubbery stickiness.
There was something like a sofa in the center of the room, but the shape was wrong, like it was designed by bad AI, or by a designer who didn't understand how furniture worked.
A whoosh of air turned his attention to one side of the room, where a previously unnoticed door slid open. Austin watched with vague, half-conscious alarm as a figure emerged. His fuzzy brain tried to make sense of what he was seeing. Too many legs... not enough... heads?
"Yeeaarghh," Austin screamed, now extremely awake and alert, his fight or flight response triggered.
"Local sexy mans is awake!" A startlingly alluring, feminine voice emanated from the creature, breathy and weirdly enunciated. "Finds womans in area for night!"
Austin looked wildly around the small room for an escape route, but found none. The door behind the creature had slid shut, leaving no visible handles or buttons.
He scrambled up from the floor in a crouch, trying to put the sofa between him and the creature.
It was then that he realized he was completely naked... and completely hairless! He still had hair on his head, still had his eyebrows. But everything below the neck -- arms, legs, chest, ass, dick and balls -- was smooth, not so much as a stubble hair.
"What the fuck..." he muttered, feeling incredibly exposed, self-consciously trying to cover himself.
"Observe, no strings!" the voice said with what sounded like excitement. "All removed in transport. Local womans knows from research, string removal desired before copulation!"
Austin peeked over the sofa to get a better look at the source of the strange, sexy voice.
The creature had five legs... No... It
was
five legs. The legs converged about five feet off the floor, meeting in a radially symmetrical arrangement of shoulder blade-like joints. No torso, shoulders, arms or head. Its body had no obvious front or back, somewhat like a starfish.
No discernible head or face, but it had five large eyes -- bright blue, pretty, almost human-like -- one in each of the five crooks between legs, gazing outward in all directions.
Its skin was soft and pale, nearly translucent, blue veins faintly visible at the joints. The legs were long, lean, muscular, proportioned almost like human legs, but apparently double-jointed. They ended in delicate narrow feet, each with three long, finger-like digits. It stood on the tips of its toes, like a ballerina.
The whole package was uncanny, but... Feminine, somehow. Elegant. Austin realized with a shock that he was getting aroused. The warm, soft room; the feeling of being completely hairless and exposed; the sexy feminine voice; the creature's long, pale nude, nearly-human legs... He could feel himself developing a very confused erection.
"What... Who? Are you? What do you want?"
"This one is named Blue," it said in its sultry voice, large blue eyes blinking slowly. "Blue is local woman from the area, here to has sexy fun. What is name of mans?"
"Um... I'm Austin. Lee. Local... From the area? The hell you say..."
