Sex Magic in a Vrmmo Decbuilder

NOTE: My husband and I were so ecstatic to see such positive feedback on chapter 2 that we've decided to post at least one more of the series. If you enjoy, please leave a comment and feel free to suggest what monsters, kinks, & adventures you'd be interested to see.

Ciao ~ Venera

CHAPTER 3:

Renji felt as if his face might stay flush till nightfall. He couldn't believe what had just happened. Now that the Slyph was gone, he felt exposed all over again. He was sitting completely nude in a place where other players could show up at any time. He was sure everyone had been teleported in and around the city, so people would surely venture further out soon.

Renji turned his attention to the handful of items left in Sylphy's place. He picked up the pouch of gold and opened his inventory to stash it away. VRMMOs typically had some sort of storage system to keep things practical. It was a small blessing that UwU Online retained its inventory system after orientation.

Next, Renji picked up a small blue crystal that thrummed electrically at his touch.

Ability - Air Sylph's Blessing

Gain 10 max HP.

Renji sighed in relief as he crushed the crystal in his palm. A rush of invigoration akin to Sylphy's kiss surged through him. His posture corrected itself, his muscles untensed, and the hot feeling in his cheeks subsided.

Renji Caldwell

HP:

11/20

Block:

0

Heat:

0/20

Statuses:

Exposed

Renji picked up the two Monster Cards next. The card back was the same dark red as his others, but the front was entirely different. Renji blushed all over again as he looked over the card. Like any trading card, there was text beneath a picture. The first image depicted a steamy, anime-style photo of Renji frenching the Air Sylph with their arms wrapped around each other.

The second was so scandelous Renji reflexively checked over his shoulder to see if anyone was watching, before remembering that he was naked and covered in Sylph juice. Renji shook the thoughts away. The second image was likewise an anime still. It showed three light blue, conjured air hands working over his nethers, which was drawn with exaggerated throbbing veins and a dollop of precum dripping from his tip.

"I'm so cooked if anyone asks to see my deck," Renji muttered, rubbing his temple. He looked over the text before deciding whether to add the cards to his deck. Once added, cards couldn't be removed easily.

Skill - Breath of Life

UNCOMMON

Heal target 5 HP or inflict 4 heat.

~

Attack - Hand of Air Sylph

RARE

Raise target's heat by 2, or by 4 if exposed. Target must have at least 15% heat.

Persists until dispelled.

Renji whistled and promptly shuffled both new cards into his deck. Starter cards were usually bad enough to cycle out completely. It looked like even with higher stakes, UwU Online would function the same as any other deckbuilder.

He picked up the Class Card Draft last. It was a thin, sealed card pack shaded red like his card back. Renji selected the option to open it, then reclined back on his forearms as he watched the animation play out. A golden light, laced with hints of pink, crackled across the pack's surface before it burst apart, revealing three cards backs floading in front of him.

Renji tapped them one after another. A draft was different than a pack. He would only be able to add one of the three cards.

Attack - Streak

COMMON

Unequip a valid armor. Disrupt a target and raise its heat by 5.

~

Attack - Vampire's Kiss

EPIC

Raise exposed melee target's heat by 6 and heal for 6. Exhaust.

~

Skill - Pinch

UNCOMMON

Raise an appropriate melee target's heat by 8 if target is above 50% heat.

Renji scratched his chin in thought. Exhaust cards could only be used once per battle. They were helpful to keep your deck thin and predictable, but might not contribute to an overall archetype. Streak was interesting, but would be a dead card until he found armor to wear. Even then, it seemed too dangerous. Pinch had really caught his attention, though. It would have KO'd the Air Sylph one he had her top off, but he wasn't entirely sure what an appropriate target was. Some of his cards had been extra effective against the Sylph, so it was reasonable to think the game had a hidden resistance and vulnerability system.

Renji opted for Vampire's Kiss. It was the most obvious choice and would be great until he found synergies to make his weaker cards better. The card flew into his deck, then its image faded from his UI.

Renji stood and thought about his next steps. First, he had to find some clothes. He could try to fashion something from the starter forest's foliage, but realistically that seemed unlikely. Renji sighed and a knot of anxiety formed in his chest. He would probably have to just walk to the city. Another player might even be able to help--

Crunch.

Snap!

Shit. Someone--or something--was approaching him.

Renji tip-toed quickly toward a jumble of smooth-leafed bushes and forced his way into it. If any of the twigs poked into him, he didn't feel them with adrenalin fueling Berserker's Body. Renji stilled as another player came into view.

Wearing studded leather armor and carrying two swords, the girl who entered the clearing where Renji fought the Sylph looked to be around his age. She had short, curly brown hair and a kind, freckled face. Renji thought his heart might burst from his chest as the rather attractive player narrowed her eyes and sniffed the air.

She approached the spot where Renji had bested the Air Sylph, then, to his absolute mortification, she knelt to investigate the sticky puddle of turquoise they had left behind.

Renji's mind was moving at a thousand miles a second. No. No. No. Don't do it. Just shrug and move on.

The attractive girl cocked her head to the side, then dipped a bare finger into the puddle and lifted a slimy glob of turquoise up between her eyes.

When she moved the finer under her nose Renji simply couldn't take it anymore.

"NO!" He shouted out, shooting up before instantly remembering his nudity. He fell right back down into the bushes and landed hard on a protruding stick.

Renji Caldwell

HP:

10/20

Block:

0

Heat:

3/20

Statuses:

Exposed

The girl spun and drew her swords, eyes tracking the sound of his voice to Renji's hiding spot.

"Who's there!?" the player shouted, her deck materializing to her left. Her card back was two crossed swords over a black flame.

"Hold on! I'm friendly! I'm another player!" Renji called out, clamping his arms down over his crotch even with the mound of bushes obscuring him.

The girl relaxed slightly and lowered her weapons when she heard his voice. Almost all the enemies in UwU online were female, afterall, but the right move from her position was to remain on guard. An enemy could be luring her with an illusion or other trickery.

"I- uh. I was attacked by a Sylph and barely managed to defeat her. I lost all my equipment in the battle," Renji quickly explained.

She squinted at the bushes where he was hiding and Renji raised a bare arm to wave at her. "Alright then. Sorry to hear that. I haven't fought one yet, was it difficult?" She sheathed her weapons and started walking toward him.

Renji's hands grew sweaty, and he felt his stomach turn on end as she approached.

"Wait! Do you, uhm, have anything I could wear?" Renji said frantically. If she got much closer the shrubs wouldnt be able to protect him.

"OH. Right," the girl said, her cheeks coloring as she turned to the side. "I didn't get any starting gold to purchase supplies, though," she said, tapping at the air as she looked over her inventory. When she started glancing around the forest, it was clear she was out of ideas.

"Do you have a spare helmet or anything?" Renji begged, anxiety eating him from the inside. He would take anything to cover up at this point.

"Well... I have an idea, but in return, I want information on the Air Sylphs," the girl said, putting her hands on her hips as she looked decidedly in a direction other than his.

"Deal!" Renji shouted back.

"Give me a minute. Stay there," the girl said. She slipped behind a large tree and soon, Renji heard the sound of metal studs clinking together. When she emerged, she tossed a roughspun tunic at his bush, then dipped back behind the tree. "Will that work?"

Renji stood and quickly made his way to the discarded shirt. It was far too short to cover his nethers, but not long enough for him to wrap around his waist. "I promise I'll buy you a new one of these," Renji said, determined to make it work. He bit at a seem in the tunic's side, then used his newly strengthened arms to rip at the cloth. After a couple attempts, he managed to split one of the sides. The extra width made it much easier to wrap the cloth around his waist.

"Okay, I'm... more covered," Renji said, blushing profusely.

When the girl stepped out from the tree, Renji could swear his heart skipped a beat. She was ever prettier up close. Similar to the Sylph, she had a light dusting of freckles over the bridge of her nose and an athletic frame. Her chest, though, was noticeably bigger. She had taken off her undershirt and re-donned her studded leather cuirass, which left a substantial light of sight open to the side of her breasts.

Renji immediately redirected his eyes to hers, but looking into her green eyes was almost worse. He opted to divert his gaze into the forest to her left instead.

"What's your name?" She asked, respectfully keeping her gaze at his eye-level.

"I'm Renji. Er, thanks for helping me out," he said, reflexively offering her his hand. The movement made part of his makeshift kilt slip to the side and he shot his arm back down to secure the cloth.

The girl visibly choked back a chuckle and regained her composure by giving him a small bow, "Call me Haila."

Renji awkwardly returned her bow. "I'm Renji. Sorry again for ambushing you like this. Could I add you so I can pay you back sometime?" Renji asked, eager to get his near-naked awkward ass away from her. He sent her a friend request with three small hand movements targeting his UI.

Haila looked a bit surprised when the notification likely hit her. It was getting more and more obvious that she was new to VRMMOs. "Right! Sure. Wait, no!"

Renji shifted uncomfortably. Had he been too forward? He must have. He had basically assaulted her by being naked out in the forest, and then he had asked for her number. And that wasn't to mention the Sylph goo... he was taking that to his grave.

Haila must have picked up on his reaction because she waved her hands disarmingly in front of her, "Not about your friend request. I mean about the information. Could you just tell me what you know about the Air Sylphs on our way back?"

She promptly accepted his invitation.

Wait. Our way back?

"Y-yeah. Sorry, I'm just really, er, shy," Renji replied. Understatement of the century. If Renji ever made it back to the real world and filled in his therapist, the man's jaw would hit the floor so hard he'd need surgery.

Haila turned to avert her gaze and scratched the back of her head as she started back toward the city, "Sorry that I didn't have more for you. I'll just walk a few paces ahead. Is that alright?"

"That'd be great," Renji said, relieved.

He started recounting everything he could about the Air Sylph's fighting style as they walked, minus, of course, certain irrelevant details.

Renji felt more relaxed talking to Haila with her back firmly turned to him. Over the first twenty minutes of travel through the plains she hadn't looked back at him once, although it was evident that she stopped herself from glancing a few times when she wanted to ask questions about the Sylph or the game at large.

"So to recap, she's a lightweight hunter who dual weilds wooden flails and does six damage a hit," Haila said, reeling the conversation back to the Sylph. Most of their diologue had been about the game overall. She was obviously new to its genre.

"Right, and--" Renji felt a familiar gust of wind zip over him. His pulse noticeably increased.

"And what?" Haila asked, keeping her eyes on the horizon ahead of them.

"And you can surprise her if you're quiet enough," Renji said, eyes darting side to side as the breeze swirled around him. He nearly jumped when an airy hand groped slapped onto his inner thigh and slowly slid up underneath his kilt.

"Relax... it's just me," Sylphy's haughty voice whispered in his ear. He turned to the side, but didn't see her.

He heard a giggle from his other ear, "I heard you talking about me. Naughty man."

Renji gulped as the hand slid up to stroke the underside of his balls. "How are you here?" Renji whispered back.

"I'm in your deck, silly. You're carrying me around," Sylphy replied.

"What was that?" Haila asked. Again, she began to turn but she corrected herself and continued straight. She really was a considerate person.

"N-nothing. It was a harrowing battle," Renji replied hurriedly.

"Sure was," Sylphy drawlled. A tongue licked from his collar bone to his earlobe.

"Most of my cards either deal five damage or give me five block. Do you think I could take her, knowing what you know?" Haila asked.

"She's cute. You should fuck her," Sylphy giggled in his right ear.

"NO!" Renji said abruptly, causing Haila to turn around for the first time. He quickly shifted sideways and tightened his grip around his makeshift kilt to hide his hard-on.

"No way you couldn't beat her!" Renji said quickly, blushing as she raised an eyebrow at him. "Could you, uh, turn around again?"

"Sorry, sorry," Haila replied, complying with her request.

"I was just surprised because your cards are so much stronger than mine," Renji supplied, half-truthfully. Seriously though. His best card applied just one more point of heat than the average damage output of her starter cards, and his vanished on use.

"You should duel her to measure your strengths," Sylphy whispered coyly, stroking the skin between his balls and asshole. He was getting harder by the second. It felt like Berserker's Body was out to get him. No matter how hard he bit his lip or dug his nails into his palms, he didn't feel a single twinge of erection-killing pain.

Oh fuck. He felt Sylphy's semi-material lips kiss the tip of his stiff cock. She had only materialized her head and neck, and even then everything except her eyes was hazy. He inhaled sharply when the Sylph abruptly sucked his cock past her mouth and into her through. She took it to the hilt and planted an 'O' shaped psuedo-kiss on the smooth skin at the base of his dick. Her raincloud-like insides squelched as she slobbered up and down his shaft. He struggled to keep his composure.

"What's wrong with your cards?" Haila asked, unaware of the debauchery taking place steps behind her. Renji really might faint from anxiety this time. The only thing rallying him was the thought of Haila innocently turning around to find his naked, unconcious form covered in Sylph slime from the waist down.

"I... uh... I'm not very comfortable with my class," Renji said, praying she wouldn't turn around.

Sylphy started working her tongue over the tip of his dick while jacking his shaft off with an air hand. He could feel his orgasm approaching, although his heat was still manageable. Out of combat, the Sylph probably wouldn't knock him unconscious.

"Oh man I get you," Haila replied. "I cut myself pretty bad as a kid while trying to dice an onion and fell into the stovetop when I staggered back. My cards are all blade-and-flame themed. The game really assigns classes just to mess with us."

Suddenly, Sylph's mouth filled with the same invigorating wind that she had used to heal him. An electric sensation washed through his cock and into his body, making him stagger as he came straight down her throat.

"Fu--nny you mention that," Renji grunted.

"Everything okay back there?" Haila asked, considerately keeping her eyes forward.

"Just tripped is all," Renji replied.

Sylphy rose up as a cloud of mist from the waist down and rolled her half-lidded eyes to cross in the hottest fucking ahego face he had ever seen. A rivulet of cum ran out of the corner of her mouth.

Renji emphatically waved away her cloud of mist in silent frustration. Brat was the perfect descriptor for that Sylph. She giggled as she dispersed, leaving his dick covered in her turquoise saliva.

"So what were you saying?" Haila continued, blissfully ignorant of his sexual torture.

"My deck is similar to yours..." Renji said, trailing off as he used the inside of his kilt to wipe Sylphy's dripping saliva off his legs.

"I get it. You don't have to tell me any more. This place highlights our traumas, and it's hard to relive them," Haila said. God, this girl was way too nice to be playing an ecchi VRMMO.

"No, it's alright," Renji said, mustering his courage. He knew he had to work through his issues. Before, it had been so he could function in society. Stuck in UwU online, it was a matter of life and death. "My mom and sister were... extremely religious. She didn't let me have any privacy and frequently accused me of being unclean, you know the deal."

"Oh! So you're some sort of cleric then?" Haila said, realization evident in her tone.

"Kind of. It's, uh, more complicated, but I'll figure it out." Renji punctuated his last words to end the line of dialogue. If there was one thing he knew how to do, it was how to control a conversation. He was an Industrial Organizational specialist, so he had to talk to all sorts of people about the ergonomics of their equipment and whatnot.

He hadn't exactly lied to her, either. His god-fearing mother had watched him like a hawk when he was a kid. The few times he had tried to masturbate, she had caught him and scolded him mercilessly. Then, after he accidentally walked in on his stepsister showering, they had deemed him unclean and made his life a living hell. Ironically, they died in a house fire caused by a Jesus candle. He was living in an uninsulated shed outback. God can sure be a bitch.

As they crested one last gentle hill, one the beginner city's hundreds of drawbridges spanning crystal clear moat came into view. Renji felt even more exposed as he saw the groups of people heading to and from the city. Thankfully, their walk had been relatively clear of players.

"By the way, why did you yell out a warning when I was investigating that Sylph blood where we met?" Haila asked, accidentally turning to the side to address him.

Sylph... blood?

Renji's eyes widened. "I didn't know if it was poisonous," he covered.

Hailia scoffed, "You thought I was going to put that stuff in my mouth?"

"Of course... not. I was just being careful, you know?" Renji said, tightening his grip on the shirt.

Halia made a small "hmph" sound before turning to lead their way into the city. "Well, thanks for the concern. Also, you still have some Sylph blood on your left leg," she mentioned, as casual as if he had spinach in his teeth.

"Thanks," Renji said, trying his best to hide the spike of embarrassment that had taken root in his throat. "Sylph blood. I hope it washes off easily..."