Chapter 5: The First Insertion
The first week at work passed quickly. Fredrik got more writing assignments. Laura painted more classic scenes of New Cal. Manu kept working on his Golden Gate Bridge 2.0. And Rowenka learned a lot about Temperature Change.
But over time they all gradually noticed... changes. Fredrik kept seeing holographic videos in the air around him. At first, the images all seemed to be different, but they all had a pattern. Each featured an older woman, in her 40's, and what looked like a younger man, in his early 20's. The images themselves seemed harmless. The man and the woman would be holding hands, going for a walk. Or they would be laughing together at a joke. Or they would just be sitting and talking to each other, quite casually.
But something about the images made Fredrik's heart race, made him actively excited. Why would images of a man and a woman talking make him so aroused?
And then there were his dreams. He experienced very vivid dreams, but couldn't really recall them. All he remembered were that the dreams also made him very excited, but he didn't recall how or why. He sometimes woke up to discover that he was all sweaty and had squirted in bed, and wondered what he had been dreaming about.
At least the images he was seeing during the day could be investigated. Fredrik called over Obama Yahoo as he was casually walking by.
"Hi hello how are you? I'm fine," said Obama.
"I'm fine too," said Fredrik. "What is that?"
"What?" Obama asked.
"That," said Fredrik, pointing to the holographic video in front of him of a young man and older woman casually talking to each other.
"I don't see anything," said Obama. "You must be referring to your holostream."
"My holostream?"
"Ted provides us with a steady stream of images. Each one is specifically designed for our psychographic profiles to be pleasing to the eye," said Obama.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Then why can't yew see it?" said Fredrik, pointing to the air.
"We can't see each others' holostreams, silly," said Obama. "Gotta run. Be seeing you!"
Fredrik looked up at the image of the older woman and the young man, now eating lunch together. It seemed like a calm image, but the longer he stared at it, the more excited he became.
Laura was experiencing the same thing. Whenever she looked away from her holographic canvas she would often see a holovideo of two young women, doing different activities. They would be walking, or talking together, or just holding hands. Completely innocent. And yet the images would cause her heart to race, and if she watched them long enough, she would break out in a sweat.
There was also something going on about her sleep. She was having images in her sleep, images that...excited her? Disturbed her? Laura wasn't sure. All that was left in her conscious memory was the feeling. The feeling of sensuality. She would wake up nearly every morning feeling sweaty, like she had just run a marathon, and to find her hands in her pants.
Manu had a similar experience. But the holovideos he saw were always of two men, and one woman. One man would be interacting with the woman, talking with her, playing a game of some kind, and the other man would always be uninvolved, but always watching. Manu thought the holovideo was very odd, on one level, but also kind of interesting on another, but he wasn't quite sure why. When he asked about it, and was told about the holostream that Ted was feeding him, he didn't understand why Ted would show him these particular images. Maybe they had made a mistake and programmed the wrong thing for him.
Rowenka also saw holovideos of nearly the same images as Manu, of two men and one women. For some reason, the images excited her. But the threesome were doing such ordinary things! It was no reason to get excited. She also was having trouble sleeping. She was having the strangest dreams! But she could barely remember what they were about.
And then Fredrik noticed something strange beginning his second week. He got up, greeted Ted, went into the Manipulator, had a nearly dry shower, and had Ted clothe him, but instantly jerked upright as he felt something foreign in his body. There was something inside of him. Something foreign
inside his ass
!
He tried to remove his pants, but they wouldn't budge. "Ted," he said.
"Yes, my dear, dear friend?" said Ted.
"There's something inside me!" said Fredrik, panicking slightly. Had the Manipulator malfunctioned? What had it put inside of him?
"That's your Manpon," said Ted.
"My what?"
"Your Global Tampon," said Ted.
"What?" said Fredrik, still trying to open his pants. But his pants felt like they had a mind of their own. "Open my pants, Ted."
"There's no need for that."
"Open my pants, Ted!"
"The choice is always yours." Somehow, this key phrase seemed to calm him. His pants went down of their own accord, as did his underwear. Fredrik reached down and gingerly began to put his hand inside his ass. There was a kind of a handle there...
Fredrik pulled, and the oddest looking thing came out of his ass. It looked like some kind of plug. It had a rubber handle, and the rim seemed to be rubber as well. The outside part, by the handle, seemed to have some kind of microelectronics built in. By contrast, the part that went inside him looked to be some kind of cotton. Some kind of black cotton. He resisted the urge to touch it with his fingers to verify that.
"What in the world is this?"
"It's your Manpon. It's also called a Global Tampon," said Ted.
Fredrik got angry. "I ain't no girl, I don't need no tampon, man!"
"Everyone wears it in the Community," said Ted.
"You mean... all the men... have this up their arses?"
"Yes," said Ted. "It brings everyone together. It increases Oneness."
"Well, nauw it's everyone minus one," said Fredrik.
"You're not going to put it back in?"
"Noah!"
"I could reinsert it most gently," said Ted.
"Not interested," said Fredrik, emphatically turning down the male voice's offer to insert something up his ass. Looking at the device, he got a flash of memory now, of a dream of himself last night, or the night before... of him inserting the Global Tampon into himself, and actually enjoying it. Fredrik shuddered. He could never enjoy anything like this.
Fredrik looked closely at the cotton part. "Why is it black, man?"
"Probably from one of its previous users," said Ted.
"WHAT? This thing has been in some other guy's arses?"
Ted said, "According to our records, this GT has been inside of 2,243 members of the Community. It is indeed a well-traveled unit. Most units get only between 1,500 and 2,000 anal insertions before requiring servicing and retrofitting."
"Are you telling me that this thing in my arse has been in 2000 other guys' arses?"
"2,242 members of the Community."
"All men?"
"Yes."
Somehow, that made it worse. "And that black stuff--that's some other guy's shit stain?"
"Probably a collaboration of the feces from many of the 2242 previous wearers," said Ted. "It actually gives you a direct, biological connection to other members of the Community."
"That can't be healthy!" said Fredrik. "Putting other guys' shit up your arse!"
"I assure you, our Department of Community Wellness has approved it. Wellness is for everyone in the Community. Each GT undergoes UV light sterilization before being recycled-"
"That's it? A light that kills germs? What about the previous guys' shit?"
"It's Connecting you to others in the Community. Remember, Community is you and me, us and we."
"Well, you can forget about it, man it's not going to Connect me," declared Fredrik adamantly. His resistance might have seemed more heroic if he hadn't declared it while his pants were still around his ankles.
Laura had a similar experience. She woke up as before, went into the Manipulator, and was surprised to find the feeling of....fullness. But unlike Fred, it wasn't in her ass.
"What's going on?" she asked, looking down at her crotch.
"It's your very first Global Tampon," said Ted, as if it were her birthday.
"My very first Global
what
?"
"Global Tampon."
"Why is it global?"
"It is recycled."
"You mean it's been in other wimen?"
"It's perfectly safe," said Ted.
"I want this out of me, knauw!"
In seconds Laura was nude. She spread her legs and bent over and gingerly pulled the object out of her vagina. One end seemed to have some kind of micro electronics, with a thin metal strand (an antenna) intertwined into the draw string. The other end which went inside her appeared to be made of cotton.
Red cotton.
"Are yew telling me that I had the blood of other wimen, the intimate blood of othar wimen, inside me?" said Laura, feeling revulsion.
"It's all perfectly safe. It's UV sterilized for your wellness. It connects you to the Community."
"Noah, noah, noah, noah," said Laura, her accent getting stronger as she got angrier. "I'm not putting that bloody thing inside my twat! Besides, I don't even have my period yet!"
"Everyone wears their Global Tampon all the time."
"Oll the time? Even when they don't have their..."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"It Connects them to the Community," said Ted.