I could tell something was wrong with my programming from the very start. I'd been brought to my clients' home on a warm Sunday morning, probably delivered in a truck. The delivery man must have unboxed me, showed my clients how to care for my body, and what to do if something goes wrong — all that must have happened, but I wasn't yet around to observe it. It was still a warm Sunday morning though when someone turned me on.
I found three humans looking at me. One was a middle-aged man standing next to me, wearing a delivery uniform. He had one arm draped over a hand truck, and there was some wrapping and packaging about his feet. I recognized those as the packaging which I came from. The other two were in front of me, looking at my face. The shorter one was a woman, long straight brown hair, dressed in a long summer dress. She had a smile and mouth was slightly open. The taller one was a man, curly and almost black hair, with a short beard of the same color. Dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, no shoes on. Also smiling, though only with his eyes.
"Hi," I said. I looked at the delivery man, who shrugged and pointed at the other two. "Hi," I repeated, looking now at them.
"Hey," said the guy. "I am Raif, and this" — he pointed at the woman next to him — "is Lana". I was about to say something about it being nice to meet them, but he continued. "We'll call you Aisa".
So that's my name. "Aisa," I said quietly. Then repeated it. "Aisa. It's nice to meet you, Raif." I looked at him, then at her. "And Lana".
"There you go guys. Enjoy now," the delivery man suddenly said, and grabbed onto his hand truck, making to leave with it. Lana and Raif started picking up the stuff off the floor, and saying goodbye to him, and I just stood there, looking.
I was in a house. It looked like maybe only the two of them lived there — I could see most of the house from the living room, where I now was standing, and I could see there were two rooms of which one was a bedroom and the other an office, and then a kitchen. The couple had pictures of themselves on the wall above the couch that took up a lot of space in the living room — just the two of them, smiling. The two of them getting married. The two of them next to some river. The two of them in a car, waving to someone. I understood them to be a young married couple.
I couldn't tell you how I think. In fact I can't even tell you how I exist. I know that I was produced in a factory and that I have a nanoparticle brain; that much is in my memory banks. But I could tell you no more about how it works than a toaster oven can tell you how it is made. Nobody wants their toaster oven walking around with blueprints for making more toaster ovens. I do know that my body is roughly a third batteries, a third motion and sensing, and a third what passes for a brain in us.
I was standing around, while the three people were coordinating clean up and letting the delivery man out, and that is when I first got a sense of something unexpected. Raif and Lana were bending down to clean up the box and packaging foam, and Lana's blue flowery summer dress rode up a bit, showing her thighs. An unexpected something happened in my reasoning then, a fleeting run of bits perhaps? I don't know enough about myself to even know what it was, but I could not connect whatever it was to a thought or emotion.
My thoughts about all that were interrupted by the departure of the delivery man. Raif walked back to me.
"So," he said, "Aisa. You're here to live with us and help us around the house. You know how to do that?"
I smiled and sort of nodded. "Almost. I know what has to be done, and I know some basics, but usually I have to be given at least some instruction. Show me what to do, and I'll probably learn how to do it quickly."
He laughed, "Sure, alright then. Aisa, let's go wash the dishes."
I followed him to the kitchen. In not too many words he told me to wash whatever was in the sink using as little water as possible, and to then wait around till it dries a bit in the drying rack, and then to put it away. He opened some cabinets, showed me where a bunch of stuff was.
"What if I don't find the right place?" I asked.
He shrugged. "Ask us, I guess. If you can look around and make a good guess, don't ask. If you really can't tell, ask us."
I nodded. I am a quick learner.
Over the next couple of days, Lana and Raif taught me a lot. I learned how to scrub the toilet, how to wash the bathtub and shower, how to organize their clothing and how to change their bedsheets. There is little I couldn't do — I've got the same appendages as humans, after all, and most of this is built for humans. I later saw a robotic vacuum on a shelf somewhere: sort of like me, but the robotic vacuum can't also clean the walls, or carefully wash and dry wine glasses, or fold underwear. But, well, I'm the same in that I'm just a helper here.
In between tasks, at first I would just stop where I was standing, but that was kind of disruptive to them. At some point Lana almost knocked me over when she walked around a corner.
"Holy crap, Aisa," she panted. I could tell she was startled to run into me. "Next time, if you're not doing anything, please go stand in the corner or sit on a chair or something."
"Which of these would you prefer?" I asked, smiling at Lana. Smiling is good for communication.
Lana shrugged, and walked on. "Just don't get too much in the way please," she said. I had to think of how to follow her recommendation for a while, and ended up trying out three different places to stand and sit until I found the one that was most out of the way. It was a spare chair in the living room, next to a clock and conveniently next to a power socket where I could recharge. I spent hours of my day, and most of my night, sitting there.
By the fourth day they'd asked me to help them make food. Raif was in the kitchen chopping onions and having a reaction to it of some kind, which made me fear for his health, but when I asked about it Lana just laughed and said it was just onions. I knew that already, and was confused, but there wasn't much to add.
"Why don't you take over for him on the onions?" said Lana. I knew she meant that as a command rather than a question, and walked over to Raif who was holding a knife and trying to not rub his eyes with anything as tears streamed down his cheek. I extended my hand to Raif to take the knife, and he offered it handle-first. As I walked to take over his cutting spot, I had to squeeze between him and the counter, and Raif's other hand ran across my back. Again, that same fleeting problem from a few days ago, almost like a thought unsatisfied by reason, and then it was gone. I paused for a second, but focused on the task and nobody noticed. There were onions to chop.
About a week in, there was a slight incident where I might have done something that they disliked. I was on my chair, and then time came to do a regular toilet clean in the master bathroom, and so I quietly got up and got my supplies — brushes, cleaning liquid, a clean sponge. The door to the master bedroom was not closed, but was almost shut, and I could hear that Raif and Lana were inside. I pushed the door open and walked in, making my way to their bathroom.
"Who the hell.." came a voice from the bed, and I looked at the sound. Raif was there, lying down, and what looked like a fully naked Lana was sitting on top of him. Her hands were in her hair, and she looked sweaty. From where I stood, I could see her buttocks with a cleft in the middle, and could see the little indentations in her skin from her underwear and the straps of her bra. She was holding her hair up, and I could see her sweat rolling down the back of her neck. Raif looked like he was naked too, though his legs were still partially under the covers. I could see the top of his chest, hairy with little curls. He too glistened with sweat.