DECLARATION: This story is an original literary work. I wrote a story just to stretch my creative muscles. All scientists in this work are fictional. Any resemblance to anyone living, dead or born in the future, is purely coincidental.
WARNINGS: Contains transgender themes, Sci-Fi, explicit sex, mild violence, bad words, and strange ideas. It has only the strange things that dribble from my head. If you are not old enough, mature enough, open minded enough, and especially not smart enough to stop reading should you find yourself becoming offended viewing such a story, don't!
I hereby grant permission to post this story, make it available for download, or send it to a one or more of your kinky friends, as long as I am given credit for it and no monetary profit is made from it without sharing it with me. (I'm not greedy, but I did write it.)
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'Damn!' I thought, 'I forgot to pick up some deodorant before I left town! And I have a sales meeting with important clients tomorrow.'
I was driving to Reno from Portland and took a short cut through the Cater Lake area, and at this time of night my chances for picking anything up until I got to Reno was near nil. As luck would have it, I ran across an Apothecary in one of the little bergs that I passed through.
Many of these little towns have a pharmacy they name an, 'Apothecary' so I thought nothing of it and stopped.
The front of the store was your standard pharmacy type items. Towards the back, there were old dusty bottles with hand written labels and a whole slew of 'antiques' on the shelves including costumes.
I was only interested in snagging some deodorant, so I stayed with the standard fare. As usual, I was in a terrible hurry, so I just made a quick grab off the shelves, and headed to the check out.
The proprietor was a weird old guy but friendly enough. He seemed to know I was, rushed so he winged the deodorant into a paper bag, and told me, "That's two buck even, and I'll catch you the next trip through." Then he winked and smiled.
Therefore, I smiled back, "Thank you, and you have a lovely evening sir, by the way I love your store. You seem to have a bit of everything in here. Wish I could spend more time to browse. Thanks again, bye." I waved at him, and thought, 'nice guy, maybe I will have a chance to stop on the way back.'
I took off again, and some hours later, checked into my hotel. Man was I bushed! I threw off my clothes and did a face plant on the bed...
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"Brriiing!" the phone at my bedside with my wake up call!
I grabbed it and mumbled, "Thanks, I'm up," and hung it up.
Didn't I just lie down? No, it was light outside my window, so I dragged myself into the bathroom and started my morning routine.
Shower, shit, shave, oh yes the paper bag with the pit juice! I grabbed it twisted the top off and rolled it on...
"Sniff," 'what, the hell is this? It smells... girly!' I thought
I pried open my bleary eyes and looked at the label: 'Secret - Strong Enough for a Man, but Ma** *** a Woman.' the old label declared, in pink no less.
I thought, 'this is so old I don't even recognize the packaging. That's just great! Maybe I can cover the scent with some cologne.'
I started digging through my shaving kit for something to cover the smell, but my hair kept falling into my eyes...
Wait a minute! I'm bald. Hair can't fall into my eyes!
I pulled it back and looked behind me to see who snuck up on me and dropped the wig over my head, but no one was there!
I tried to pull the wig off, "Ouch!"
I held the hair back and looked into the shaving kit, the damn thing grew! My face was just about touching the top of my kit!
I glanced up at the mirror and it wasn't a mirror, it was a window into the next room's bathroom and I could see a cute little blonde over there holding her hair... out... of...
It is a mirror!
I leaned closer and so did she. I looked into her deep green eyes and winked, so did she!
"Oh my god!" I said. No I mean she said... oh whatever!
'How did this happen! Wait, the deodorant, the label, what did it say!' I thought frantically.
I picked it up. It seemed half again larger than it was when I sat it down.
It read, 'Secret - Strong Enough for a Man, Ma...'
The label was, smudged so I took my thumb and wiped it off, it said, 'Makes'.
I wiped off the next spot, 'You.'
That's it, 'Secret - Strong Enough for a Man, but Makes You a Woman,' "What?"
I looked for the manufacturer. 'Portend & Grumble' an "SRU" subsidiary.
Isn't that supposed to be, 'Procter & Gamble'?
"Hey wait a second... I'm a girl," I exclaimed as my eyes lost focus and I fainted.
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"Miss, Miss are you all right?" I was looking up into the blue eyes of a redhead, and I could feel her patting my hand as she held it.
"Wha... Where am I?" I asked her.
"You are in a hotel room in Reno, you must have fainted," she declared cradling my head in her hands.
"How did I get into this bed?" I mumbled.
"Oh, I hope you don't mind. I picked you up and put you here," she started stroking my forehead.
"How could you pick me up, you're so petite," I was staring at her, and wow was she beautiful!
"Oh honey, you can't weigh more than a hundred pounds, it was easy. What happened? Did the guy in this room get rough, or are you, strung out. By the way, what happened to your clothes? There are only men's clothes in this room. Did he take them, so you would be trapped in here?" she sounded so caring, but the things she accused me of were heinous.
"I'm not a hooker! I'm not even a woman, and these are my clothes. Ouch!" she touched a tender spot on my head.
"Maybe I better call 911, I think you must have a concussion," she declared, and began to stand up.
"No don't. Please help me! I put on some deodorant this morning, and this happened!" I begged, but she kept on heading for the phone. "Please!" I started crying.
She turned and rushed back to me and held me while I sobbed.