Part Eighteen: The Last Queen of the Highlands
Chapter Sixty-One
YAVARA
It took me months to fully heal from the wounds I suffered atop the tower. Even with the full expertise of the royal mages, my stomach and liver were permanently damaged, and my abdominal wall had to be held together with a stiff corset lest I develop a hernia. It made it damnably difficult to sleep, but at least my posture was always good. Headmaster Lucian assured me that it would only be a temporary measure, for he and his best mages were working diligently to create a brand-new set of muscles and organs to replace the damaged ones. Magical healing was easiest when the damaged parts could be reconnected, difficult when the parts had to be regrown, and nearly impossible when the parts had to be made anew. I would be patient. I had learned to be very patient. Elena was busy being queen of the Highlands, and with all the chaos proceeding the events at Alkandra and the horrors that had befallen Bentius, she couldn't make much time to visit me in my hospital bed. So, I spent most of my time lying around, reading books, and oh yeah, plotting her downfall.
"This... this is... this is some fucking bullshit." Elena muttered, staring around the room. She seemed more shocked than angry. Four people surrounded her in the royal office: me, Headmaster Lucian, Secretary Hannah Xantian, and of course, Lady Lydia Straltaira.
"No," I giggled, "it's a coup."
"
Coup
is too strong a term." Lydia said kindly, "No, Sweetie, this is a... a correction. You did an excellent job placeholding for Yavara, and now that she is well, she can take her rightful place as queen."
Elena blinked at her mother. "How in the fuck did she get to you?"
"I've always been a staunch supporter of the traditional—"
"How did she get to you?!"
"Your mother visited me in the hospital every day." I grinned, "She was always bringing me sweets and flowers, and since you were so busy being queen, she needed someone to talk to. Who knew she could be so talkative? Especially after a few glasses of merlot. Oh, she just talked, and talked, and talked..."
"She knows, Sweetie." Lydia swallowed, and smiled embarrassedly, "She uh... she knows everything."
"Elena, Elena, Elena..." I tittered, "I thought I was the queen of depravity, but you... oh,
you!
"
Elena turned a deep shade of red. "Ok, I'm fucking my mom! So what?! Leveria fucked her dad—it was an open secret—and she got to keep her crown!"
"Yes, but Leveria didn't have rebel leaders serving in her cabinet." I said, and patted 'Hannah' on the shoulder.
Elena blinked. "Yavara, that's Hannah Xantian. My mother rescued her from the noble wing after the attack on the castle."
"Hannah Xantian died two years ago," I chuckled, and held out Esmerelda Giana's hands, "do those look like the paws of a noblewoman?"
"She's the secretary of agriculture!"
"She's a farmer, Elena." I smiled.
Elena turned to her mother. "Mom, please tell me this isn't... holy shit, it's true, isn't it?"
Lydia shrugged, looking as guilty as could be. "I might've told a little fib."
"
Told a little fib?!
" Elena yelled, "You were harboring a fucking fugitive in my own court?!
"I was afraid you'd be mad at her!"
"SHE LAUNCHED AN ATTACK UPON THE GATES OF BENTIUS!"
"Well, she's my friend now." Lydia put a protective arm around Esmerelda, "She was the only one keeping me company while you all were out playing war. Besides, the rebel's sacrifices are the only reason Bentius stands at all today."
"They're also the only reason there was an attack in the first place!" Elena growled, "Lucian, arrest her!"
The headmaster let out a pitiable sigh. "I am sorry, my lady."
Elena looked back at him, aghast. "You too?!"
"I am a defender of traditionalism, my lady." He said, and gestured to me, "Yavara Tiadoa has a right you cannot revoke. Besides that," he released his perception spell, and Elena's veil of white skin faded to reveal her true bronze, "I am getting very tired of keeping up appearances all day."
Her jaw twitched. "Where is Field Marshal Krakis?"
"He left for the Rift yesterday." I said, "I don't know why you thought he'd stick around after you called off the engagement. Besides, ever since you defaulted on paying our soldiers, the army hasn't mattered for much. Thanks for falling on that sword, by the way; it'll make my reign much easier."
"You mean
your sister's reign!
"
"I don't know where you got that notion, Elena. Leveria is decades away from vying against the Highlands on open terrain, and besides, she's so locked-up with the going-ons of the Lowlands and Alkandra that she doesn't have time to scheme against me."
"She's always scheming, you dumb twat!" Elena snarled, "I spent months going up against her in the Noble Court, and I beat her! All you did was lose a fucking war to her!"
"Well, since you have such great experience, I'll be appointing you to be my ambassador to Alkandra." I winked, "Just like old times, eh,
Ambassador?
"
Elena was fuming so much that I could practically see steam rising from her head. "Is that all you will require of me,
Your Highness?
"
"Promise that you'll forgive me?" I asked with the cutest little smile I could muster on my cute little face.
Elena stood up, and returned my smile with the meanest death-glare she could muster. She marched past me without a word, and threw her crown on the floor after her.
"She never liked ruling anyway," Lydia said, patting me reassuring me on the shoulder, "she only did it out of a sense of duty. She'll forgive you in time."
"I know she will," I sighed, "but she'll make me pay very dearly for it first."
LEVERIA
I was standing in the newly-made war-room of Castle Alkandra, and frowning at the map of Tenvalia. Once the dwarves had found out who the new ruler of Alkandra was, they sent seven-hundred carts laden with tribute just to apologize for all the trouble they'd caused me as queen of the Highlands. I didn't forgive them. After I was done getting all of the Lowland governors in line, I was going to marshal their navy and sack every dwarven port along the Bearded Peaks until the greedy little bastards were crying golden tears onto my feet. I'd publicly execute a few of their rulers, take a few of the young royal men and women for my harem, and begin the arduous process of turning the mountain people into my vassals. The process involved three steps: first, conquer the territory; second, establish a new ruling order; and third, impregnate enough royal sluts that my bloodlines would infect theirs for a thousand generations.
I rubbed my pregnancy bulge, and smiled to myself. I had learned much about myself after my first trip to the Lowlands, the most interesting of which was that my sperm was very, very potent, and much like an incubus, it could fertilize any womb. Once Arthur was done galivanting around with me on his arm, I got to work killing all possible male heirs to the Lowland throne. It would've been rather obvious if they died sequentially, so the whole Dreus family (including my poor husband) perished dreadfully at once when their luxury yacht was sunk by "dwarven mercenaries." How conveniently tragic for me. After much public mourning and funerals, I got to work riling up the stupid populace into such a frenzy that all the governors unanimously agreed to go to war. After that, I went about impregnating all the widowed noblewomen of the Lowlands until my seed was spread to every corner of the kingdom. Nothing got rich sluts worked up quite like fashionable grief. All across the eastern seaboard of Tenvalia, my little dark-elf babies were growing little dark-elf arms and little dark-elf legs in the swollen little bellies of hundreds of women. My new magical headmaster had informed me that all of my children would be hermaphroditic like me, capable of bearing the seed of any race, and giving their seed to any race. Each one was a little dark-elf factory, and in less than two decades, production would begin to crank up.
"Any word from Ambassadors Furia or Soraya?" I asked Certiok.
"They've established their contacts in Balamora. Terondia and Drastin are both very anxious to trade with us."