ELENA
"Oh fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck put me down, put me down!" I screamed, peeking over Yavara's elbow at the thousands of feet of nothing between me and the ground.
"Is that Castle Thorum off in the distance?" Yavara mused, "I think I see the Spearhead Mountains, but I can't quite tell. Maybe we should go higher?"
"I'll kill you! I swear to god I'll do it!"
Yavara laughed, her black hair billowing in the wind. "You know, from this high up the landscape looks kind of curved, do you see it? The horizon-line is actually more of a bow. I wonder why that is. Everyone knows the earth is flat."
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! Why are you always like this?!"
Yavara giggled, cradling me in her arms like a babe, making a show of walking on the air. The illusion was broken when one of my daggers slipped from its sheath, and fell in a metallic twinkle of sunlight to the pine trees below. If I'd eaten breakfast, I would've puked.
"Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six..."
"Why are you counting?" I whimpered.
"...twenty-seven, twenty-eight." Yavara finished when the dagger disappeared, "Acceleration of gravity is thirty-two feet per second squared, neglecting initial velocity, multiply that by the time of free fall, that makes our height... shit, I was never good at math. Elena, you were the one who took all my tests for me; how high are we?"
"Really fucking high, put me down right now!"
Yavara grinned at me. "Right now? The best I can do is twenty-eight seconds."
I gaped at her. "You bitch." And I was falling, screaming my lungs out, flailing at the sky like I could grab it. Yavara hovered next to me, lounging in freefall with a yawn, looking at me from the corner of her eyes. If I had the wherewithal to punch that smirk off her face, I would've, but I was too busy shrieking in the throes of mortal terror. She caught me after an eternal twenty seconds, giggling like a schoolgirl as we descended to my hut. When we finally landed, my hair was a frizzled mess, and my complexion was nearly as pale as it had been before my transformation. My legs were like jelly when I tried to stand, but I still had the strength to pivot on my heels, and punch Yavara right in the twat.
"Ow, fuck!" She cried, doubling over.
"Tender there?" I growled.
"Because of you!" Yavara gasped trying to rub the pain away, "Besides, you're the one who wanted to fly!"
"Ah, so it's my fault that you dropped me thirty-eight hundred feet!"
"So you did do the math." Yavara smiled through her pain. That cheeky bitch; I couldn't stay mad at her. She was wearing armor now, a tight black leather one-piece that wrapped in a turtle-neck just below her chin, but Yavara, being who she was, had decided to leave a cutout for her cleavage, thereby negating the very purpose of the breastplate. But god, she looked good in it, and she knew it. Her pained rubbing turned to a sensual caress, her flustered expression turned to a lip-biting suggestion.
"You know we don't have time." I sighed.
"Just a quickie?"
"No," I said firmly, "it's never just a few minutes with you. You'll go overboard and pretty soon the whole village will be fucking in the streets."
"I know I tend to escalate things, but I promise I'll be good." Yavara said as her fingers drifted down her pelvis, "We don't even have to take off our clothes. Look." She twirled around and bent over, looking back at me with a mischievous grin. There was another cutout in her armor, one that couldn't be seen except from this angle. A thin strip of leather was removed to expose her hairless bronze taint, her moist pink anus puckered for me, her blushing pussy dripping with readiness. "It's sexier like this, isn't it?" She whispered over her shoulder, one eye concealed by a curtain of black hair, "Everything's covered except what's supposed to be." She reached back and grabbed her cheeks, her fingers sinking into the plump fat painted with leather, spreading herself. Her anus opened, her pussy lips parted, her taint glimmered with moisture. She gave me an open-mouthed smile over her shoulder. "You shouldn't skip breakfast Elena; it's the most important meal of the day."
"Oh... fuck." I groaned in defeat, dropped to my knees before my queen, and planted my face between her cheeks. I drew my tongue through her petals, tasted the salt of her lust, then move up her taint, pursed my lips about her rim, and sucked her where she loved it. When she was moaning my name, her supple cheeks consuming my face, and her leathered crotch soaked with her want, I pulled away, lined up my shot, and gave her what she needed. What I needed. I fucked her with a fervency, pressing her against the wall, railing into her ass, feeling her rim slide tightly up and down my shaft as she backed into me over and over. "Come in my pussy!" She mewled, and I did, driving my sullied member into her soft heat, feeling her tender insides seize around me with each thrust until I was crying out into her shoulder, unloading into her. When it was done, we were a sweaty mess on the ground, the leather oppressively hot on our radiant flesh, our breaths labored and spent. Yavara crawled over to me, her black hair plastered to her face. She took my deflating cock in her hand, and she sucked her filth from me, moaning as she tasted the mixture of her holes, licking her lips clean of the string of cum that bridged them. I kissed her before she could swallow, my tongue sliding along hers, tasting the vile lust she'd sucked from me.
"Master?" I heard Opal's voice, "Master, are you ready? We need to go soon if we're going to get there before dark!"
"Don't." Yavara put her hand on my hip, her eyes pleading, "Just a little longer."
"I don't have to go, Yavara." I said taking her hand, "You can abandon this conquest, book passage on a ship for Terondia across the sea, and we can live together in peace for the rest of our lives." I kissed the ring on her finger, the Tiadoa family crest she still wore, "But if you want to be queen, then you better not be late for your own war."
Yavara smiled sadly, a tear rolling down her cheek. "It would've been easier if you never showed up at Prestira's bar."
"It wouldn't have changed a damn thing." I said getting to my feet, pulling her up with me, "If I'd heard you were the Dark Queen from a crier, and they sang of your evil from every rooftop in Bentius, I still would've raced across the battle lines to find you." I gazed into her orange eyes, "It's pathetic, really."
"I love you so fucking much." Yavara whispered.
"I love you too."
The Protaki and Terdini had already formed a column when Yavara and I emerged from the hut. The rangers undoubtedly knew the exodus was happening, but they wouldn't risk attacking a force this size. They'd shadow the orcs' movements to pick off stragglers, perhaps attempt to slow their progress with obstacles, but ultimately, they'd return to Castle Thorum before nightfall, and the orcs would be out of reach the next day.
Zander had Yavara's horse ready for her, a protective arcane membrane surrounding him and the nearby steeds. Brock bestrode an enormous bull beside the wizard, his back straight, his muscular body gleaming in the morning sun. He watched as Yavara hoisted herself onto her horse, a move that required her to spread her legs with her hips parallel to the ground. Brock saw what she wanted him to see, and he turned right to me, and made eyebrows. I giggled like a pining maiden, biting my finger and shifting my weight to one hip. My newfound female heterosexuality was absolutely hopeless, and my male homosexuality was even worse. I'd thought it might be gone after the alcohol had worn off, but no; I was still very attracted to Brock Terdini. It galled me that a strong-willed woman such as myself would be so sexually submissive, but I guessed it was just a lack of confidence. Confidence would come with more experience, but until then, I'd be the pathetic slut on my knees, begging for it. Well, that was fine; more than fine. Brock saluted to me, then turned the salute into a blown kiss. I caught the metaphorical lips, and brought them to my crotch with a smirk. He laughed, then kicked his heels into the bull's flank, and raced to the front of the column. Zander nodded toward me as he trotted away, and Yavara waved, her neck craning to see me until she was gone.
"Why so morose?" Prestira asked, stepping beside me, "We'll see them in a week."
"Is that how it's going to be now?" I dried my eyes, "A conjugal visit of a day, then a week of separation?"
"Not separation." Patricia said from my other side, "Prestira and I can talk to Mom from any distance." The vampire looked at me side-eyed through her veil, "Apparently, Brock is currently saying some very interesting things about you."
I sniffled. "He's got a big beak and he likes to squawk, doesn't he? Well, my little birdies like to chirp as well, and they told me some very interesting things about our ultra-alpha, hyper-heterosexual Froktora."
Patricia looked at me curiosity. "Oh? And what manner of bird are you? A parrot, perhaps?"
I zipped my fingers over my lips.
Prestira snorted. "Brock likes to have his ass eaten, so what?"
"Get out of my head, witch!"
She gave me an apologetic smile. "I thought it would be spicier gossip than that. Everyone likes to get their star polished." Prestira leered at me, "Even if they pretend otherwise at first. You've changed quite a bit since we last met, Elena Straltaira. What an adaptable little bird you are."
I smirked at Prestira. "Well, the next time Brock and I get drunk, I'll make sure to wear my brown lipstick. With a few well-plied words, a promise of secrecy, and a bottle of lube, we'll see just how... adaptable he is."