This is a story set in the Quaranteam Universe created by CorruptingPower. It is strongly recommended that
you read at the very least the first half of the original work (and chapter 1) or it won't make sense. You should probably just read all his work and only come back when you're desperate for more.
My thanks to CorruptingPower for letting me play in his pool, and to the rest of the QT writers room for their input. Particularly The_Licentious_Laureate, BreakTheBar and AgathonWrites who has donated way too much of his time
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++++ Thurs 24th Sept 2020 ++++
Getting a second partner has taken longer than was originally planned. I understand there was a short delay while the results of the first round of pairings got analysed and then we started switching from the US database to our own which slowed things a bit. When she did arrive she was later in the day than I expected too.
I had spent all day on edge while working, and then didn't hear the door while I was spending the evening hunting through junk in the garage looking for tools to assemble new furniture. Pixie answered it and they came in behind me and I confess that, when I turned around, seeing them standing together nearly made me laugh out loud. Staff Sergeant Valerie Anderberg, formerly of the US Army, is a six foot three, twenty nine year old, blonde who could probably put Pixie in her pocket or play with her like a doll. I had to suppress a fit of giggles that I am sure would not have gone down well.
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"Hey babes," Pixie was still trying out every pet name for me she could think of until she found one that she liked. "I signed for a package. I didn't realise Amazon sold actual amazons." Pixie giggled at her own joke, she wasn't fully manic but I was watching her carefully.
"Hi," the amazon in question began with a raised eyebrow at Pixie and a handshake for me. "I'm Valerie. Please don't call me Valkyrie or I'll have to kill you."
"Wouldn't dream of it," I lied. That was exactly the first thought that had popped into my head. "I'm Steve and I assume Pix has introduced herself already? I'm afraid the notification system still has kinks to work out, so all I know about you is your name and that you'd be here today. Do you prefer Valerie or Val?"
"Val's fine. It's good to meet you." Conversation was stalling fast. "This is awkward, huh? How are you supposed to introduce yourself to someone you're going to ask to have sex with you?" She had an Alabama drawl that I could have listened to all day.
"If I figure that out, I'll let you know. Err... for now, why don't we start with a drink?" I waved in the general direction of the kitchen and Pixie led us through. "I don't drink coffee myself, but we've got a pod machine now thanks to Pix."
I looked her over more closely as we walked. She was dressed in loose fitting army style fatigues that mostly hid her figure, but she was clearly very fit; broad shouldered for a woman but not like a bodybuilder. She had strong features that no one was likely to call "pretty" but I certainly found her attractive. Statuesque maybe? I should probably look that word up before I use it. She had her pale blonde hair loose and longer than I would have expected for a military woman. As she turned to follow Pixie I caught a glimpse of dark red scarring from her collar up to her right ear. Then I was distracted following her extremely well-toned rear end through the house.
"It makes an ok latte if that's what you're into?" Pixie got cups for them while I grabbed a diet coke from the fridge.
"Thanks, that sounds good," she said, pulling up a stool next to the kitchen island. "It was a long drive even if I was only a passenger."
"Before we go on, I need to ask," a worrying idea had popped into my head. "Did you already get injected? Are you feeling... um... feeling ok? When they dropped Pixie off, she came in pretty... err... uncomfortable and with her motor running if you get me?"
"'Horny' is the word you're after," Pixie said with a leer. She held her hand over her mouth like she was whispering some secret to Val. "I was so wet, if I took my knickers off, you could have squeezed my head and used me as a water pistol."
"What an incredible way with words Pix, why haven't you written a novel yet?" I sighed through my facepalm. Pixie playfully flipped me off but, luckily, Val seemed amused.
"I'm fine for now thanks. We have a new protocol to cope with the Gemivax accelerated timeline. The short story is we repurposed coaches, took out some of the seats for space and loaded them up with onboard medical teams. They're driving around picking women up, doing the baseline tests while on the road and then injecting each patient when they're close to their destination. They're making it work, but all those pickups and dropoffs along the way make for a very long time to sit on a bus."
"At least someone's putting some thought into it, I had to drive four hours up the motorway with my legs crossed," Pixie laughed, setting the machine to work and sitting herself down a bit closer to Val than I think she was comfortable with.
"You said 'we' have a new protocol?" I asked. "Are you involved directly then?"
"I work for Averna now," she nodded. "Part of a team trying to set up an infrastructure to roll the vaccine out nationwide. It's still early days, but it was good to witness the effects of our work first hand. It's the best solution our planning sessions could come up with: low manpower, minimal time between injection and imprinting. We'll put local centres in place as we scale up, starting with cities, but no-one should be crossing their legs for hours from now on."
"So what made you choose honeybun here for a partner?" Pixie was barely holding back each question long enough to hear the answer to the last one.
"An eighty four percent match to start with, well above any of the other options," she looked my way like she was contemplating my face in real detail, "and I liked his eyes. Though I'm happy to say you're much better looking than your bio picture," she had a smile that completely changed her face, like the sun coming up. I couldn't help but smile back.
"I'm certainly no oil painting," I said, "and every photo of me seems to make me look like I'm having a stroke. Eighty four percent sounds pretty damn good though, we must have a few interests in common as well as the Averna professional connection. I know that makes a difference to the algorithm."
We made small talk while they drank their coffee. We quickly found that we had a similar taste in books and movies. She also seemed surprisingly keen to hear about the big collection of complicated board games in one of the bedrooms.
"What brings a G.I. Jane like you to this part of the world?" Pixie's subject changes were so abrupt they could give me whiplash. "Are you looking to settle down here permanently? How's that going to work with army life?"
"I'm not army any more. I got injured in Afghanistan and they discharged me as soon as I was upright again," the glowing smile evaporated completely and the world felt a little darker for it. "I broke up with my boyfriend and a British medic friend I met in a sandbox field hospital invited me over here for a vacation to get over it all." She looked so suddenly unsure of herself that I wanted to stop her, but the questions were important ones that needed answers. "Her parents got sick and she went to look after them the day before quarantine restrictions were announced; they closed down the airports and I wound up spending lockdown in limbo in her little apartment in Northampton. After a while I got to thinking about making a permanent move here, maybe making a fresh start. When the Averna opportunity fell into my lap it felt better than the big fat nothing that was waiting for me back home, so I said yes. The job and the quarantine got me a special circumstances extended visa and here I am; I was army logistics before so Averna thought I'd be able to talk shop with the Air Force people they were having to deal with."
"...and being Averna staff got you onto the list of easy marks for the trial," I said. "We're on the software team working on the matchmaker system. Civilians, and we don't work directly for Averna, but we've probably got a similar NDA."