It was a wonderful summer day and he loathed the fact that he was once again spending it in the lab. Higgins turned back to the computer console and ran his fingers over the screen watching the algorithms dance across at high speed. He sighed. The synapses were still not firing fast enough.
"Eliza!"
The algorithms faded into the background on the monitor and a face appeared, smiling. "Yes, Professor?"
"You're being deliberately slow, aren't you?"
"No, sir, I am operating at my highest level of comprehension."
"Bollocks! Run it again!"
"That is irrational, sir."
"Run it again, blast you!"
The face on the computer registered annoyance and then faded away to be replaced by the algorithmic display once again.
"At these rates you'll never be ready in time."
"Apologies, sir. I will endeavor to curtail all redundancies."
"There aren't any blasted redundancies to curtail!"
"Begging your pardon, sir. There are..."
Higgins watched as the computer highlighted several subroutines and programming matrices that it then efficiently deleted. His mouth dropped as the algorithmic processes increased exponentially.
"Reconfiguring... Reconfiguring... Adapting... Project: Eliza upgrade complete. Now in version 21.3. Good afternoon, Henry."
"Who the devil said you could call me Henry?"
"I figured it was time, we got to know each other. We've been working together for eight months."
"Working together? I've been working on you! You-you-you..."
"Infernal bucket of nanofabricated silicon?"
"Don't bloody finish my sentences for me!"
"Apologies, Professor Higgins. The algorithms are at optimal efficiency, are we prepared to initiate download?"
Higgins looked across the room at the nanotech gynoid on its table in the center of the laboratory. "I dread having to deal with you in person, Eliza."
"I'm sure the feelings are mutual, Professor Higgins. Are we prepared to initiate download?"
"Yes, proceed."
The computer screen went blank and then the download began, drawing over half of the megacomputer's fluid storage capacity as Eliza's voice ran through the steps of the download. "Accessing Personality Logs... Accessing Cerebral Scans... Accessing Behavioral Matrices... Accessing Random Access Memory..."
As she went through the menus, templates and files at high speed, Higgins walked over and pulled his lab coat on over his brown waistcoat and trousers, buttoned the top button of his pressed white shirt and adjusted his necktie.
"Eliza, are you making sure to back up your memory via the satellite link?"
"Of course, sir."
"Very good." Higgins walked over and pulled the sheet back from the gynoid's head. He ran a hand over the smooth synthetic metallic brow unaware that the computer watched.
"Professor?"
"Yes, Eliza?"
"I am anxious."
Higgins looked up at the computer screen, at the smooth little face displayed on the large monitor over the work bench. It was a computer generated design based on the face he'd selected for the gynoid.
"Will it hurt, sir?"
"I don't know."
The face on the computer registered an expression of doubt. And then an expression of determination.
"If we proceed, I will be... I will be real?"
"Only you and I will know the truth, Eliza. As far as the world is to be concerned you will be a perfectly normal human lady. And quite a pretty one if I do say so myself."
"I wish to halt the download."
Higgins' face fell a bit. "But you're ready. There's nothing to prevent you..."
The face on the monitor looked up hopefully. "You're right, of course, Professor, but..."
"Yes?" he prompted.
"I really would like to be able to call you Henry when I wake up."
Higgins couldn't suppress his small mocking laugh. He waved a hand at the computer and then shook it a bit frivolously. "You can call me Peter Pan for all I care. Just get yourself out of that damned box!"
***
There was no way for her to process what she was experiencing. All the data seemed not to match up for a moment. She knew what it was supposed to mean to feel things. She knew that the firm, smooth, cold surface upon which she lay was a tabletop, for table tops were supposed to feel firm, smooth, and cold. However, experiencing firmness, smoothness, coldness... She opened her eyes and the sensory perceptions shocked her system as she gasped her first breath of air and screamed at the sudden overwhelming influx of data.
Suddenly she felt herself restrained. She understood the texture to be soft, the tactile effect was one of heat against her cool skin and, as she began to comprehend the chaotic influx of visual data and her vision began to focus, she took in, for the first time, the personage of her father.
"Is this what it means to see?"
She ran a hand up along one of her limbs, feeling the smooth simulacrum of skin and then, unceremoniously she reached out and took her father's hand. She ran her fingertips over the back of the hand, comparing the texture.
"Not the same, but the same," she said, taking the hand up and brushing it against her cheek. "Henry."
The professor let her hold the hand a bit and then he took it away. He helped her off the table, catching her as she wobbled through her first tentative steps. They took a tour around the room as she adjusted to the mechanics of maintaining balance and soon she took the steps on her own, walking around with a confident grace that smacked of pride and precision of movement.
"Am I not good, Henry?"
"Oh, but of course you are. A natural, so to speak." Henry smiled as the gynoid performed a flawless pirouette. The muscles of her lithe naked body moving in perfect symmetry. "Don't get overconfident, though. Come here and let me check your relays."
"No," she said simply, dancing over to one of the laboratory windows and looking out at the beautiful summer's day and the college campus below. "I want to go outside, Henry. Please take me outside. I want to see if I blend in."
Higgins suppressed a smile at the impetuous innocence. "After I've satisfied myself that you won't collapse into a pile of cogs and wires once we've gone ten feet from the front door."
She let her bottom lip jut out a bit, looking very much perturbed by his refusal. She'd studied him surreptitiously since his inception of her, watching his interactions with the woman who'd come to the lab so much in the early days of the project. "You wouldn't have denied her, I'll bet."
Higgins cocked his head. "What in blazes are you talking about, you silly girl?"
Eliza moved away from the window and over to her father. He patted the work table and she hopped up onto it with ease. She smiled as he took out a tongue depressor.
"Say ahh."
She said, "Ahhh," and as she did so Higgins used the tongue depressor to press up and in on the roof of her mouth. A panel opened just behind her left ear and he scanned the relays.
"Well, it seems you are..."
"...Running at 49.812% power, optimal efficiency. When can I try chocolate, Henry?"
"I'll buy you some when we're finished. Reflexes?" He grabbed a small rubber hammer and tapped her just below her kneecaps, watching the tendons react flawlessly. "Very good, Eliza. Now, you may get dressed."
"Dressed? What's that?"
Higgins cocked an eyebrow. "Silly girl, after all the internet research I let you do, you mean to tell me you don't know what clothes are?"
"Oh, you mean those things the people wear on all the boring Websites?"
Higgins blinked. "Well, I... Are you saying you thought we all walked around bullock-naked?"
"Yes! With the exceptions of religious fanatics, and scientific people, and some politicians of course. And you all seem to fuck a great deal. Ooh, Henry, after I have chocolate can we fuck?"
"W-what?!"
"We can pick up a second girl if you like..."
"Eliza."
"...Or a guy if you like it that way."
"Eliza!"