Elizabeth here: this story contains non-con, humiliation, and buttplugs, and is the first part of a series. Enjoy!
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When an adorable blond twink in knight armor barged into Rosa's downtown potion shop, she could barely believe that he was Princess Juniper's most trusted knight. Was this really him? It had to be, because nobody else walked around with a solid gold sword and shield. Rosa knew real gold when she saw it, and this was it.
"Potion seller!" he demanded as he stuck the tip of his gold shortsword into the polished oak floor. "I need your strongest summoning potion."
"Sir William?" Rosa asked as she wiped her hands on her smock. When she looked down and saw the sword poking an inch into her floorboards, her eyebrows twitched. But, she refrained from saying anything about it.
"Yes. I'm going into the Cherry Woods at dawn tomorrow to seek a unicorn horn. You know how unicorns are; I'll need your strongest summoning potion."
Rosa started to sweat. Weren't the Cherry Woods sacred? Nobody she knew would dare barge into the sacred forest of the fey to slaughter a unicorn.
"Don't you mean the Bleak Woods? But you won't find any unicorns—"
"No. I said the Cherry Woods. Potion seller, give me your strongest potion."
"I don't think the fey will like the people of our town if someone were to barge in and—"
"Did I stutter?"
"You'll anger a lot of fey, and—"
"That's why I need the potion. To slay them if necessary and find a unicorn. My beloved princess needs the horn to cure her jaw deformity."
"I have some perfectly good bone-fixing treatments in the back. Just take one a day, and—"
"I need a permanent cure for my lady, not your weak brews!"
Insults, unicorn murder, and floorboard damage: If this were any other customer, Rosa would have told them to get the hell out of her shop. She could tolerate a lost sale if it meant shattering someone's ego. But William? Not a chance. He had too much political clout. And given how he carried that sword around like it was nothing, the axe under the table wouldn't help much if she tried to kick him out by force.
So, she played along. "What specific summoning potion do you want?"
"Your strongest."
"I need more information. There is no strongest potion, every summoning potion is good for different things. If you'd like, I can give you a free guidebook on potion subtypes, their varying effects by environment, and—"
"I don't need to learn about potions. I need to chug one!"
"How much do you know about proper potion use?"
"Drink the magic liquid and a magic happens. Easy. It's not surgery."
Rosa held back a devilish grin. If Sir William was that much of an idiot and an asshole, she ought to find some way to punish him for his behavior while also thwarting his plan to raid the Cherry Woods and anger the fey. But what to use? Poison? No, too slow. And he might have a cure, or some magic that made him immune. A potion of spontaneous combustion? No, that one didn't always kill. William would have her head if he survived.
Then an idea struck her. If he was going to the Cherry Woods, then the fey magics would attune to a plain fox summoning potion, and...
She couldn't help but smile wickedly. An idiot like this? And a trickster like that? Perfect.
"I have just the potion."
William approached the counter. "How much for it?"
Rosa decided to have a little fun. "It's not for sale."
"Why not?"
"You can't handle it. It's my strongest potion."
"I can handle it. I am the right hand of Princess Juniper, slayer of the Dragon of the Four Valleys, warrior of the—"
"Do you think that qualifies you to drink my strongest potion?"
William slammed his hands on the counter. "I need that potion."
"If you drink this potion... it might prove to be too powerful. It'll summon the most fearsome creatures from the corners of the abyss to fight for you. But is your body ready for the dark power inside?"
"My body is ready."
"Four hundred gold."
"What?"
"Like I said. You can't handle this potion. The price is that high because I'm sure it'll overwhelm you. Only those with the strongest constitution can withstand it, and you don't look the part. How about you try a lesser potion? My spectre-summoning potion is a mere twenty silver, and—"
William reached into his backpack and tossed a giant sack of gold on the counter.
"There is enough in here to cover it. Give me the potion."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Potion. Now."
"It's too strong for you. But fine, let me fetch it from my triple-locked vault. It takes a while to open. Have patience."
"As long as I receive your strongest potion."
Rosa opened the door behind her and walked into the backroom, filled with cauldrons and machines and herbs and empty bottles. She closed the door behind her, locked it for good measure, and walked towards the store safe in the back of the room. Maybe her act would be even more convincing with some vault opening noises. But instead of immediately opening it, she fiddled with the lock for a minute before finally opening the vault, slamming it shut, and locking it once more. Then, she grabbed a fox summoning potion from a dusty bin and emerged into the main part of the store.
She carefully set the bottled mixture on the counter.
"Is this it?" William asked as he peered into the brown fluid.
"You don't want to buy it."
"I do."
"It's suicide."
"I'm strong enough to handle your strongest potion."
"Fine. Four hundred gold."
After the sale was complete, Rosa held back a chuckle as William walked out the door with his potion. It normally sold for ten silver; William overpaid by a factor of four hundred. And, she was confident that neither she nor anyone else would ever hear from this knight again. The fey would only be angry if William left the forest with his treasure, and there was no chance that would happen. She was doing the town a public service, and thought her reward for it was fair; four hundred gold would pay the rent on the shop for a month, and there was some spending money left over.
She reached under the counter, grabbed a cold ale from her magically chilled cabinet, and leaned back as she took a swig in celebration of a job well done.
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William left his horse in town. He was a lot stronger than his horse, and didn't think she'd survive. Instead, he trekked across the town pastures, intimidated a few curious cows to keep them away from him, and crested a small hill. As soon as he made it to the top, he saw an enormous field of pink cherry blossom trees ahead of him, perpetually in full bloom. The home of the fey was beautiful, but he tried to ignore it. He was only after that horn.
The winds blew in his direction as he approached the frontmost patch of trees, and the sweet, fruity air made him think that maybe the fey would be pushovers. In his experience, the stronger someone's home smelled, the easier they were to fight. Bakers, perfume salesmen, and trolls all lived in odorous environments, and he never had much trouble with them. But a dragon or a powerful wizard always kept their homes tidy, clean, and relatively scentless, and they were far harder to fight, yet they were rarely too much to handle. The correlation was clear to him, so he didn't expect the fey to put up much of a fight. Maybe he wouldn't need that potion after all.
He entered the Cherry Woods and discovered a convenient path between the trees and shrubs, marked by white cobblestones embedded in the ground. He followed the trail. Perhaps he could find a gnome or pixie along the trail and interrogate them to figure out where the unicorns were hiding. As he trekked deeper, the blue sky above was replaced with pink and white cherry blossom petals. Even though William couldn't see the sun, its light filtered down through the trees, and he could easily see.
Soon, the sound of running water came from ahead, just past a bend. He was about to press forward when the sound of a
neigh
came from around the bend.
As soon as he heard that noise, he ducked behind a tree trunk and waited. Hooves were lightly treading on gravel. A unicorn? If it was, it didn't see him. Now was his chance.
Even though it was mostly like a common horse, the unicorn's magic horn allowed it to teleport away. And, it made for a good spear. William wasn't afraid of being impaled, but he wanted to slay the creature as quickly as possible so it couldn't flee.
He decided on a battle plan. He would drink the potion, summon allies, and rush the unicorn. If he or any of his summons could land one sturdy blow before the unicorn fled, the horn was as good as his.