Pruriential Paladin Ch 00 Pt 07

I woke up with a pounding headache, surprisingly alone in my bed.

Or so I thought.

My cock throbbed and a warm suckle pulled from my root to my crown as my cum was swallowed with a quiver beneath a heavy blanket.

I smiled and enjoyed myself. Relaxing with a sigh as my hidden fellatrix gorged herself on a breakfast of my fortified cockmilk.

The last thing I recalled clearly was Arika healing me, then Lansome and Kaikadi carrying me to my room.

Before that, the day had been pretty fucking busy. Hell's razed, the whole week had been one thing after the next....

In fact, it had been pure

fucking

chaos. And I'd loved every second of it.

I'd had my heart broken. Then ran away to fight in a war that was already won, only to find that the gods had turned it into a game for their amusement.

I'd met a nurse who'd humbled me and fucked some life back into me.

I'd met a partner, who I'd recently learned was a famous serial killer, and we'd infiltrated a fraternity of hateful shitheads. And I'd gotten to kill four of them so far with help of my infernicorn, Jeppy!

I reunited with one of my stepmothers in the process, who helped me transform one of the four into my beautiful twin daughters Grace and Joy. And then rescued an oracle and three others the dead shitheads had kept as slaves.

I'd met an alter of myself from a floodworld in the guise of a gorgeous elven redhead, and fucked her brains out until I passed out. After which point she'd apparently become the conduit for a spirit from her world to take form and declare herself to be my daughter. And used my cum to make her new body.

Shortly thereafter, the conjoined triplet oracles had sucked and fucked me back to life with their ass, then decided they'd rather each have their own bodies. So the three sister had become one mother carrying her two sisters.. within a womb my cock had yet to explore. But ached to every time i saw her swollen belly....

Nearly immediately after that, I'd been headbutted by my step-grandfather, a demonic fallen quasi-deity,

really fucking hard

. I'd nearly been killed until Jephrimael saved me by giving the demon a taste of his own medicine. Rectally. After which Arika had gifted her demonic father a dozen coups de grace with her goddess blessed stiletto shithead stompers. Cranially.

After which I'd been pummeled and excoriated by my own team, for my heroism, and then healed by my cambion stepmother. Whose arcane healing comes with the unfortunate side effect of agonizing pain....

It had been an exhaustingly wonderful, exceedingly painful, mentally and physically draining week.

It was no wonder I'd awakened with a migraine so bad I couldn't properly enjoy a relaxing blowjob....

My head throbbed like it was being beaten with a hammer from the inside and someone had shoved a spike of pure pain through my left eye and into the back of my skull.

After a while of trying and failing to enjoy the oral ministrations, I'd begun to suspect that they were making the pain worse as the throbbing grew more in my head than my cock.

I opened my eyes and yawned as I chose my words with care, "This was a wonderful way to wake up, but I have a headache and I think I should have something to eat."

Looking down, I was confused when there was no bulge under the thin summer blanket. And more confused by its weight atop me.

Then more confused as the blanket shifted strangely.

Then horrified when a long, pink tentacle slipped from beneath it to grab a tray of food from the bedside table.

I threw the cover back to find my entire body covered in pink cum below my nipples, and yelped as a slimy tentacle rose and then flattened its tip into an oval that became a face.

It smiled and spoke with an ecstatic voice, "Good morning, father! I'm sorry if I surprised you, but I was

SO HUNGRY!

"

The face moaned as.. whatever was around my cock took long, drawing pulls.

I held back my panic, barely. "Please get off of me."

The glee drained from her face, replaced by a wounded frown. "I.." the slimy cum rolled into a mass and the face pulled away quickly, leaving nothing behind on my skin. "I'm.. sorry. I thought.. Was I bad? Am I.. not good?"

Her sudden shame and sorrow was palpable, and knowing I was its source filled me with regret. Even if the gooey mass of cum with lips unnerved me, she still had feelings. And they'd been hurt.

By me.

I sat up and my headache started to clear immediately.

I sighed, "No, it was very good." The lips that remained on the pink blob tried to force a smile, "But.. Your name is Lilly, right?" The lip's shaky smile bobbed up and down.

I forced a smile of my own, "Lilly. I've.. never been with anything like you before.. And you did surprise me. Very much. I'm sorry if my reaction hurt your feelings, but it was only a reaction."

The smile grew firmer, "So you don't think I'm disgusting?"

I raised an eyebrow, "I-"

The blob quivered as she cried, "You do!"

I deadened my voice, adopting a more firm approach. "Lilly. I do not. But I would prefer it if you took a humanoid shape, like you did before."

The shivers stopped immediately and the blob morphed into a small pink woman on her knees, crying into her folded arms. "Am I still disgusting?"

The lips spoke from the top of her head and I shuddered.

"I AM!" Her sobs redoubled.

The firm tone had worked before, so I tried it again. "Lilly. Please, put your mouth and eyes on correctly and look at me."

Her sobs faded to sniffles and the lips on her bald head disappeared.

She sat back on her heels and an entirely smooth, featureless body greeted my eyes as I looked her over. "I do not think you're disgusting. But.. it's off-putting when you mix things around. I'm guessing you can see without the eyes?"

She nodded solemnly, "I only made them because you told me to."

I sighed and smiled, lowering my tone. "I will try to grow accustomed to it, if you prefer. But what do you prefer?"

Her head tilted in confusion so I continued, "How do you like your body to be?"

She stared, but tried to answer, "I.. They are the same. My body is me, it's always the same."

I shook my head, "Did you feel like you were disgusting, or did you feel like your body was disgusting?"

Her head tilted again, but she answered after a moment. "I saw that you thought my body was disgusting, and that made me feel like my body was disgusting. Then I felt disgusting."

Alright, now we're getting somewhere..

"Why do you think I thought your body was disgusting? Did I say that?"

She nodded firmly, "Yes. With your face."

I shook my head, "No. I was surprised and disgusted to see my body covered in my semen. With a woman I barely knew, in a form I am unaccustomed to, touching me in a way that we had not discussed."

She looked confused, "But all of that is incorrect. Your body was not covered in semen, it was covered by me. You saw me yesterday and knew my name. I acclimated to your body temperature and warmed slightly for your comfort and your body responded positively. And your penis was very clear with your permission."

I smiled, "This has all been a misunderstanding. You should always

speak

to a person, especially before touching them. And our bodies say one thing, but our minds may disagree. Our bodies don't think, they react. Also, your body is made of my semen-"

She cut me off curtly, "Incorrect. My body was made

from

your semen. It no longer retains any of its qualities."

Looking at her, I couldn't tell the difference at all.

She lifted a finger towards my mouth with a frown, "You think I'm a liar. Taste me and you'll see."

I raised an eyebrow, "Lilly, having doubt and calling you a liar are different. But I don't want to taste you. I want to talk to you." I pushed her hand back down, discovering it to be pliable but mostly solid. "I want to know what you want you to be."

Her frown deepened, "Be? I already am. I am me. I don't want to be someone else."

I didn't sigh, somehow. "But what is that? What form would you find most pleasant to exist in? You don't want to be seen as disgusting, but that is a judgement from others. Only your judgement matters with your body. How do you make you feel?"

Her head tilted again as she thought, "When I started feeling I had no body. And I was scared. And confused. And alone. I learned the code to come here quickly and was proud, and came here and felt sad because I hurt my mother."

She paused for a moment and I could see the regret in her even in her formless face, "Devin loves you, and would go through it again for you to be here. She said as much to me herself."

Lilly smiled suddenly, "I know! But I still feel bad for hurting her.. When she held me I felt so happy! She was so beautiful and when she said she loved me I felt so warm inside.... so I made myself like her! And then what you were doing with the other mother looked so fun I wanted to try it! And she looked so happy with her new body I wanted to try it too!"

I held up my hand to stop her, "And how did you feel in those bodies?"

She giggled, "They're both so pretty! Mommy's is tight and bouncy! But Sybils is fun too and jiggles more!" The featureless body she wore rippled in waves as she giggled and jiggled.

I chuckled, "So you like.. jiggling?"

Her smile widened too far and her eyes grew too big as she nodded, "Your penis makes my insides warm and jiggly and I like

that

the most! But jiggles on the outside feel good too!"

"Do you jiggle much when you don't take a form?"

Her head tilted, "No. I don't."

"So do you think you might enjoy having legs more?

She nodded with a pleased smile, "Yes! I like it more! And titties!" She gasped as she came to a sudden epiphany, "I can get someone

else

to taste me and

they'll

tell you..."

I nodded, "That would work. But let's focus on you. I thought you looked very pretty in both bodies. But they weren't

your

body. I think you should have one of your own. And that if you want to copy other peoples' you should ask them first."

She shook in excitement and shivered with a moan, "You thought I was pretty?!"

"I did. But there are rules, too. And you need to learn them."

She jiggled and giggled, "Daddy thinks I'm pretty!"

I raised an eyebrow and smiled, "And?"

She sat back into, or rather

into

her heels. "And I need to learn Daddy's rules."

I signed in relief, "Good girl."

She quivered all over, "Ohh.. I like that Daddy. Please say it again.."

I raised my chin and an eyebrow, "You have to earn it, I promise it feels better that way."

Her entire body froze as I felt her attention focus on me, "Tell me how."

I thought for a moment, "You're going to follow me today, unless I need to do something dangerous, and watch. And if I tell you to do something, you do it. Got it?"

Her face began to take on more form, developing eyebrow ridges that drew together, "Follow you. Do what you say. Got it."

I smiled, "Good girl."

Her body jiggled in delight.

"Let's go."

-- -- -- -- --

I found everyone seated at the enchanted sandtable in the war room of my command tent.

And walked into an argument as my half-demoness stepmother-cum-wife Arika stared daggers at Kaikadi, "-their slaves need to be helped first. Some of the poor souls are so damaged they'll need psionic surgery to function again."

Kai responded in her cool, neutral tone. "I was not suggesting they should be a priority for care, only that it would be a needless liability to not ensure that their current apparent state is not going to regress."

I announced my presence with a cough and asked, "Who's apparent state?"

Joy and Grace smiled at me from either side of Linnea, "Good morning Daddy!" The halfling woman between them looked into my eyes for the first time, nodding with a shy smile that I returned gently as the girls continued, "We're talking about what to do with the girls downstairs."

Bridget piped, "I said kill 'em. But apparently Lansome over here thinks they're worthy of redemption."

The dark human man growled, "Every soul is worthy of redemption."

To which Arika replied imperiously, "Yes, and I say we leave their should redemption to Adonai. He'll burn them until they're pure."

I was confused, "What girls?"

Devin shot from her seat wearing a taut athletic shirt and short denim shorts, "I'll show him!"

Bridget snorted a laugh and rolled her eyes, "You fucking would." She gave me a serious look. "Do not. Let them. Touch. Your dick."

I glanced around at a room full of smirking people trying not to laugh, "Okay? Is it safe? I'm trying to show Lilly around and...."

Devin took Lilly's hand, "It's safe. And it's a great chance to spend some time together!"

I chose my words delicately, "So far I've noticed she's.. a bit naive?"

Devin laughed as we made for the exit and the others took up a debate on housing. "Oh, absolutely. But only with stuff like feelings and emotions. She's absolutely the smartest one of us, by far."

I raised an eyebrow, "Are you.."

Lilly's face gained more definition as she tried out anger, "Mommy isn't a liar! I'm

way

smarter than all of you!"

I gave her a smug look, "Oh yeah? Then why is there so much you don't understand about social interactions?"

Her skin vibrated and I could tell she wanted to yell, but she didn't. "Because I don't know everything. It's.. very frustrating. And I don't like it."

I nodded to her, "Clever girl, knowing what you don't know is the greatest thing to know."

She giggled and jiggled wildly as we left the tent and entered the hallway of the inn. "Our tent is in a building?!"

I laughed and stopped to explain, "it's actually in an extradimensional space. You see that pole over the door?"

She nodded, "That turns this doorway into the entrance to the tent. If we pick it up, the tent closes. If we put it back, the tent opens. But if we stick it in the ground outside, the whole tent shows up."

Devin had paid rapt attention as well, "Magic is so fucking cool..." Her hazel eyes sparkled as her lips parted in wonder.

Seeing the beautiful elven ginger marvel at every magical thing she encountered was absolutely adorable, and so was her yelp when I lightly slapped her butt to draw her attention back.

"Hey-" I kissed her and she melted, pressing her breasts into me as she moaned and played with my tongue. She writhed against me, dragging her hard nipples across my chest as I filled her wavy hair with my fingers.

Lilly clapped a series of wet slaps, "I want a turn!" Her excited interruption shattered our kiss into a giggle.

Devin smirked as she turned to Lilly and pulled her body into mine, wrapping one arm around my waist as she touched the pink woman's face.

She purred, "Let me teach you..."

The slime woman mimicked her stance, touching Devin's face with one hand and wrapping the other behind my back as their lips met. Lilly's skin shivered as Devin's tongue entered her, clearly visible inside the semi-translucent woman in a way that I found strangely arousing.

For a moment I stared as the elf's hand caressed her moist skin, pressing and squeezing as she explored the woman's strangely malleable form. And then my hand joined hers, finding a firm supple warmth where I'd feared to find gooey slime.

Everywhere we touched spread ripples across the pink woman's body, and where two met the surface vibrated and shook as she shivered.

Devin moaned and Lilly's entire body quivered as she squealed and broke away, "Mommy! Something's happening inside me!"

Recalling her earlier statement about jiggles, I slapped her cheekless ass and she shrieked. "DADDY!"

She froze for a moment and her skin hardened, and then lost all form as she collapsed into a quivering puddle around our feet.

"What did you do?!" Devin's eyes stared daggers into mine.

I shrugged and chuckled, "She said she likes to jiggle so..."

"So you made her explode!?"

The puddle grew a mouth and moaned as the puddle vibrated. "Mommmmmyyyiiiiiiiiifffeeeeeelllsssssttttttooooogggoooooodddddd."

I chuckled, "I think

we

made her cum, actually."

Devin forgot me entirely and squatted down over the puddle, "Lilly! Is that true?" The puddle moaned in affirmation, and Devin squealed in delight.

"I'm so happy you came here! I tried so hard to help you feel before.... And I'll be here to help you with everything! Just like you always looked out for me before!"

The puddle vibrated harder with each word and the mouth dissolved with a hiss.

I squatted down to join her, resting a hand on her toned back. "Devin, I think you're making her cum harder."

She looked at me with a confused sparkle in her eyes, "I am?"

I nodded, "I think she can cum both physically and emotionally. I don't exactly know what she is; but I do know that spirits of knowledge can have the equivalent of an orgasm from consuming information, and Arika can cum from drinking lust."

I nodded to the quivering puddle, "I've noticed that she responds to praise similarly." I smiled, "Is that right, Lilly? Does Daddy's special girl love the way her beautiful body jiggles on the inside when he tells her how pretty she is?"

The quivering puddle began to boil like a pancake ready to be turned.

Devin gasped in wonder, and then turned to me and punched my thigh lightly. "You're so mean! Look what you did to her!"

I laughed as she smiled, "I don't think she's mad about it. But I do think we should let her have some quiet time to enjoy. Kiss me."

We kissed in our awkward squat as the simmering puddle slowly congealed, rising to our feet as Lilly pulled into a vibrating blob. "I'm sorry...."

We broke our kiss again and I smiled at the pink masses mouth, "You have nothing to be sorry for."

Lilly grew into a more developed humanoid form and smiled sheepishly, "I didn't know that would happen. I'll be better next time."

Devin reached out to touch her face, stroking Lilly's cheek with her thumb. "You don't need to be better. You're perfect."

Lilly jiggled and giggled mischievously as she looked at me, "Mommy looooved slime girls when she was my Daddy.... Because they could turn into

anything

."

Her face shifted between Devin's, Bridget's, then Sybil's. "But Daddy wants me to be special. And I want to be special, too."

Devin and I spoke together, "You are special."

Her face settled into a soft dimpled smile, with wide rounded eyes and short pointed ears. Thin tendrils grew from her head like hair, stretching down her back to where her shoulder blades should be as her chest swelled with teardrop breasts as large as her mother's.

I smiled and asked, "Do you feel special?"

She shivered as ripples spread though her, and moaned as her breasts bounced and her hair shook. "Veerry."

I raised an eyebrow and asked, "Are you ready?" She bit her newly plump lips with teeth I hadn't noticed before and nodded as her eyes stared into mine.

"Good girl."

She squealed and collapsed back into a puddle.

Devin frowned at me, "You never call me a good girl...."

I pinned her to the wall and filled her mouth with my tongue as I slid my fingers into her shorts.

I was very quickly forgiven as I growled, "Who's my naughty cumslut?"

She squealed as she answered while soaking her shorts, "MEEEE!"

-- -- -- -- --

Devin began to explain as we walked down the stairs, "So what happened was.... Bridget got them all horny and.. drunk."

I sighed. "You can say cumdrunk. It only got to me before because I wasn't expecting it."

She scrunched up her nose and curled her long ears in disgust. "Yeah. I can imagine. I love the taste of your cum and it grossed me the fuck out too."

Lilly cheerfully added, "Mommy looooves Daddy's cum, and she said I don't taste

anything

like it!"