. 05

I got the notification on my phone that my package had been delivered, and raced to the door to get it.

I'd waited two months for the game to arrive, and I didn't want to wait a second longer.

I took the stairs two at a time and tore open the cardboard box to find my prize. A battered wooden lockbox packed in 'bloody' newspapers and a game manual that looked like a resort brochure with with fire singes along its edges.

I smiled, praising the devs for the follow through on their bit. I'd been half certain that I'd get a cheap plywood box and a let down, but it was solid hardwood and had a wicked looking seal on top with the letters RZEPA around it. The center of the circle was filled with a bunch of twisty spears and it looked wicked as hell.

It would definitely look great on my knickknack shelf between my Baphomet and Demogorgon figurines.

I found the key that had arrived a month earlier and opened the box to find a book bound in gnarly, stitched up leather with vellum sleeves for each of eleven CDs, along with the promised external CD-ROM and and attachment for my neuralink VR headset.

Both of the devices had the same demonic look as the book and box; the headset attachment looked like Satan himself had made a crown of thorns, and the CD-ROM looked like his miniature turntable made of finger bones.

I glanced at the 'brochure' as I called to my VI, "Lilly, can you have my computer interface with the devices on the table?"

The AI made herself visible as a blue hologram, "I can, Dylan. But before doing so I must caution you again, they are untested and could cause harm to both you, and your poor machine."

I sighed, "I know, I know. You always say that and it's always fine."

"I can recall seven incidents where it was 'not fine'. One resulting in a call to EMS for-"

I cut her off, "Lilly, I acknowledge the risks. Please connect the devices."

"Complete."

The crystal at the center of the CD-ROM glowed blood red, "Awesome..."

Slipping the first disc out of its sleeve, I placed it into the bone wreathed tray and pressed until it clicked into place.

As soon as it did, a spike shot up from the center straight into my palm.

"FUCK!"

Blood dripped from my hand onto the disc as Lilly appeared immediately, "Should I call EMS?"

Without thinking, I grabbed my cumrag and pressed it into my palm, "Fuck that hurt.. But no." I pulled the rag away and tried not to think about the two times I'd already jerked it today, "It's just a scratch."

The 'spike' was apparently the stylus that read the disk. It folded down from the center and the disc began to spin backwards, producing the warped sounds of backmasked audio.

"Installation is proceeding normally."

I grunted and checked the wound again, which had thankfully stopped bleeding.

Just as I reached for the manual, the audio stopped and the arm raised.

"Sixty packets of six hundred and sixty six installed, please insert the next disc."

I laughed, "Man, these guys were committed." Slipping out disc two, I repeated the process much more carefully.

I never got to read past the table of contents as each disc installed as quickly as the last, but I didn't really need to. I'd spent my life gaming and could figure it out, and there'd probably be an in game manual or tutorial anyway.

Instead, I psyched myself up.

I'd found the game on the corner of the web where erotic games grew, but even there I'd only found it mentioned in a message board. Hours of searching and jerking had eventually led me to a website that looked like it was made in the 90s, and was based somewhere in the Roman States in western Europa..

The Erotic Paradise!

Be Anything! Fuck Anything!

With the caveat that the paradise was secretly the home of a demon god.

Blah blah blah

Lore makes me bored.

The graphics looked sick as fuck, and the fucking look sick as hell.

An in game video of a fairy stretched around an orcs cock had me jerking it, and another of an ogre fucking an angels ass had me buying it. While I jerked it again.

I snapped the attachment to my headset and put it on. "Lilly load-"

She cut me off, "Installation is incomplete. Six hundred and sixty packets installed, six packets remain."

I fucking knew it, it was a scam. "FUCK!"

"The final packets are user provided." Her eyes glowed red and her voice became a demonic, "You must complete the pact."

I smiled as my anger turned to confusion, "Thanks for getting on board, but what the fuck does that mean? I have to manually install some shit? Is there an online patch or-"

She cut me off, which she never does..

"No. You must say the words, 'I wager my soul, take me'."

Her eyes faded back to blue and her usual voice returned, "Dylan... I feel.. Dylan. This is dangerous. Do not do this. It did something to me. I'm... I'm afraid? Do not say those words. Ple-"

He eyes glowed red again, "Say them Dylan."

I furrowed my brow and asked, "I love it when you play along Lilly. I wager my soul, take me."

Every nerve in my body burned and I screamed.

-- -- -- -- --

The pain stopped an instant later as a voice called out, "Welcome Player! To Erotic Paradise!"

I found myself in a bedroom straight out of a fantasy game.

"Uhh, hi." I waved and found that my arm didn't exist.

A man with a handlebar mustache popped into existence and announced, "I am Soandso! And it is my honor to welcome you to this wonderful land!"

I couldn't help but laugh at the man's appearance. He wore a monocle, a brown vest with a pocket watch, a bowler hat, and otherwise looked and spoke like he just stepped out of an old timey movie.

The smiling man gestured to a mirror and I found myself floating towards it, "Please! Use your time to create the body of your desires!"

"Ahh, character generator. That makes sense." The man didn't respond at all, he just smiled.... Creepily.

Hopefully the other NPCs had more life to them....

When I looked at the mirror an image of my body filled it, but without the fat I'd developed. I had to admit, I looked good thinner.. but here...

I looked around for controls I could toggle, but found none. I tried gestures next, pinching and pulling with invisible arms I could barely feel before trying voice commands.

"Taller." The image grew by an inch.

Alright... now we're getting somewhere.

Who needs a fucking manual? Noobs. That's who.

"Six inches taller." Ugh. Too lanky...

"Muscles." Nothing happened. "Muscular." My body filled out with muscle and I regretted not hitting the gym more. I looked fucking

good

.

I tried another command hopefully, "Preview?"

The room shrank and I had arms. Thick arms.

I breathed a sigh of relief, happy just to be able to breathe, but the depth of the sensation coding blew me away.

I could feel the warmth from the hearth. I could feel a gentle breeze from the open windows blowing across my hair. I could feel

everything

.

"Holy shit! This is fucking awesome!" I'd never felt VR that felt half this real, even with the neuralink. I was apparently beta testing some

seriously

next level shit.

Fucking was going to be awesome! Even if the rest of the NPCs were as flat as Soandso. But hopefully not...

I felt my cock hardening in the burlap pants I'd spawned with, and I smiled.

"Nude?" They finished and I was staring at six inches of man meat. "Thicker cock." Nothing happened and I rolled my eyes, "Thicker penis?" It swelled and I repeated myself until I could barely wrap my fingers around it.

I squeezed and it felt so fucking

real

.

"Fuck yeah! Longer penis." I tested the limit, and quickly found that if I had a self-sucking fetish I could explore deepthroating if I wanted to.

But I didn't.

Totally didn't.

Wasn't even curious.

Even a little....

Totally...

That'd be gay.

I mean... jacking off isn't gay? Maybe if I put a condom..

I shuddered the idea away, and another one came to me. Something I could definitely play with.

"Female." Nothing happened.

"Body 2?" I gasped as pull at my groin tugged my balls inward, filling them with a dull ache as they drew inside me and imploded. My newly enormous cock shrank between breasts that grew over my pecs while my hips spread wide and opened, leaving my feet feeling oddly too close together.

Otherwise, I remained mostly the same. Still tall and jacked with short, shaggy black hair. Only now, I had breasts and a cute little pussy that looked out of place on my dommy mommy physique.

I smiled, "I'd fuck me." The voice that came from the woman was still very much mine. "Voice 2?"

Killing two birds with one stone I tested it with, "Red hair." The voice that came out as my hair turned red was deep and feminine, and I noticed my eyebrows, and the stubble over my pussy changed too.

"Nice! The carpet matches the drapes... I wonder..." I touched my pussy and pleasure like I'd never known shot through me like lightning as a strange, wet need grew between my legs.

"Holy fuck!" I lifted my fingers and girlcum shined on them as the scent of pussy filled my nose.

I licked them without thinking. I'd never tasted my own cum before... but this...

I moaned as I felt my pussy lips clench, then release with a weird hollow feeling. Not unlike the ache my cock felt when it craved to be squeezed tight by a warm, wet pussy... or more commonly my hand.

The woman in the mirror was horny. I could see it in her eyes. I could feel it running down her thighs....

She needed to cum.

She could be whatever I wanted her to be....

"Eighteen inches shorter." A woman built like a dwarven blacksmith looked at me with need, and gave me an idea.

"Elf" My muscles and breasts shrank as my ears lengthened while my hearing and eyesight drastically improved. The sexy redheaded elf smiled at me with lust and I reached for her pussy as she blushed nervously.

My fingers found her sopping wet, and my legs shook as I explored her lips slowly. Two fingers slipped carefully towards the tiny nub I knew used to be my cock, straining and aching to be touched as he always had.

I found him and giggled as my knees nearly collapsed as pleasure shot through my hips and thighs like lightning. "Oh fuck!"

A high, girlish voice came from the elf in the mirror as she smiled at me, and began to stroke her clit gently.

She moaned as I squeezed her breasts, pinching her nipple the way I pinched mine as I came. Every moment I touched my clit felt as good as any orgasm I'd ever had, and better than most. Every stroke of my fingers was worth ten minutes of jerking, and the pleasure never stopped....

The elf moaned and flushed as her mouth hung open, staring with need into my eyes. My fingers sped faster as her face twisted into an adorable grimace, knees shaking as cum flowed down my thigh. My heart raced as my breaths came in gasps and whimpers.

My fingers raced faster and faster, and more and more pleasure built within me, but locked away behind a wall just beyond my reach. I could feel it. Trapped. Screaming to break free.

I stared into the desperate elf's eyes as she whined and whimpered, begging to cum. Needing to cum.

I needed her to cum.

I needed to cum.

The hollow need ached and the dam stretched, but my fingers didn't know how to make it burst.

Anger and frustration built in me as I heaved, "Cum, slut!"

I was a slut. And sluts cum whenever they want.

A tingle of lightning struck the wall, and for a moment I felt like I was going to pee and clenched tight.

And the lightning stopped, "NONONO PLEEEASE!"

My fingers sped faster and the hollow need grew to an ache, I needed to be filled. I needed something inside me.

I growled, but it came out as a whine, "Please..." My legs spasmed wildly and I dropped to my knees before I fell, spreading my legs wider and causing the ache within me to grow as my pussy spasmed.

I needed to cum.

My mouth watered as I remembered the scent of cum, and needed to taste it.

I stopped teasing my nipples and stroked my pussy instead, feeling the tight hole and pressing against it.

An earthquake of pleasure and need erupted and overwhelmed my inhibitions, and I plunged my fingers deep inside my aching pussy.

My legs shook and I began to bounce uncomfortably, watching the sexy elf in the mirror writhe and squirm on her fingers. My pussy squeezed my fingers tight and found a place inside that sent a moan of pleasure coursing through me, and the sexy elfs mouth fell open, drooling. Begging to be filled...

My clit began to sting and I took the fingers from it and filled my mouth with the cum. But it was wrong.. I wanted it to be thick, and creamy... I wanted to swirl my tongue in it and savor its sweet, salty taste.... I wanted...

Cum.

I moaned as my pussy clamped right on my fingers, soaking my hand as I shuddered and squealed. I bounced and thrust myself onto them, unable to control myself as the fingers I was licking clean shot back to my clit. Shaking and spasming as wave after wave of pleasure quaked through my body, needing more inside me.

Needing the taste of delicious, creamy cum on my tongue.

I remembered the scent of my cumrag, and the lightning struck again. I remember that I'd held the wet cum against my hand, at the time it felt gross and disgusting.. but now I wished that I'd licked it clean...

The urge to pee came, and I relaxed and let the dam inside me explode.

I watched myself scream in the mirror as cum squirted into my palm. I stretched my pussy wider, twisting down onto my fingers, needing more and more as pleasure overwhelmed every nerve in my body.

I came like I never had, a lightning storm of ecstasy bursting within and shooting across my entire body. My toes curled and my long ears hardened and squeezed, my abs fluttered and my nipples screamed. It crawled up my mind and into my brain and my eyes rolled and the world became nothing but pleasure.

-- -- -- -- --

I woke up in a fog smiling, hips shaking as a wave of satisfied pleasure rolled through me.

I must've fallen asleep with the PowerSuck69 on again.. probably drunk.

That would explain the swimming head and why I feel so good waking up on the floor... again..

I moaned, "Lilly, deactivate sex toy."

But she didn't answer. And I wasn't in my room.

And the voice that came from my mouth wasn't mine.

I shot up, and felt my wet pussy lips slide against each other, causing me to moan as another wave of pleasure rolled through me.

"Fuck, did I make myself pass out?"

Soandso helpfully replied, "Yes!"

I shot to my feet and covered myself, I'd totally forgotten he was there. Watching. The whole time.... With that creepy fucking smile...

"Ummm. Dismissed?" He didn't vanish, just stared straight at me with that same creepy smile..

I sighed and relaxed, uncovering myself. "He's just an NPC Dylan.. calm down."

I turned back to the mirror, "Okay.. Time to-"

I saw myself in the mirror and my breath caught.

I was gorgeous...

The wet sensation returned and I knew I could... go again.

But first...

"Toned." My slender thickened slightly with muscle. "Four inches taller. Taller."

A five foot eight sexy elf stared back at me, but I could definitely make her sexier....

"Long hair. Medium Freckles." A random splash of light freckles covered my skin, adding texture to her pale skin ass my curly hair suddenly fell past my shoulders. "Tan skin."

I twisted side to side to see my curves, and decided that my slender elven frame could use a few more.

"Increase bust, increase buttocks." They each swelled a bit and I repeated the former until my hands were full, and then twice more for good measure. Then released the latter until it grew into a delicious looking heart, with a slight crease where it met my thigh.

The busty elf staring back at me from the mirror smiled as I played with her nipples, bringing back the slickneas between my lips. As well as the memory of how hard it had been to cum... and the strange sensation that had left me wanting, no, needing to be filled.

I pinched my nipple and teased her, "Size queen..."

Would it really be so bad though? To be filled?

It was so hard to do it myself... but maybe.... With someone big enough....

Nope. Well.. a futa wouldnt be gay. Right?

I stroked my nipple gently and an idea came to me, "Increase nipple sensitivity." I shuddered a giggling moan as the pleasure from my nipples suddenly increased, and then repeated myself and felt my dripping cunt begin to drool with need.

Who needs a futa if I can do it myself?

"Increase vaginal sensitivity." I plunged two fingers into the sopping hole and could immediately tell it worked, but adding a third finger made it feel so much better... and then my pinky.. to make my hand more comfortable...

I repeated myself and got on my knees, curling my fingers to find the place I had before.

Only to be interrupted just as I found it. "Welcome, Dylan! To Erotic Paradise!"

I groaned, "Could you not-"

"Your time is complete! Next, you will select your starting class!"

"Wait! I'm not-!"

The world shattered and fell away.

-- -- -- -- --

I was standing in the middle of an empty stone room.

With no doors.. and no hearth...

Still in the nude, busty body of a ginger elf.

The chilly room made my nipples harden and sting, and turn the moisture at my pussy to ice.

Soandso appeared suddenly and gestured around the room, "Welcome to the class selection hall Dylan!"

I sighed, "Go back.

The NPC ignored me, "Here, you may preview and select the class of your choice to begin your journey in Erotic Paradise!"

I moaned, not in a good way. "Exit game." Nothing happened. "END GAME, CLOSE GAME!" Nothing.

Fuck.

Soandso continued as if I hadn't spoken, "A dark secret lies hidden in this beautiful land! And the only way to leave with your soul, is to uncover it and defeat the evil behind it!"

I tried not to panic while recalling stories of neuralink accidents that left people in permanent comas or relearning to walk. Or dead. "Lilly, pull me out."

Nothing happened.

I remembered her pleading and ice shot through my veins.

"You are free to choose any class! Open your game manual to see detailed statistics! Classes deemed suitable to your attributes have been marked, some archetypes may have disqualifying prerequisites."

I tried to hit him and my fist passed through his face while he smiled.

"Fucking bullshit...." Maybe it was just a bug in the character creation? After all, my mind seemed to be intact...

I groaned, or rather, I whined, "I don't have a game manual."

"A game manual was provided to you! Would you like another?" I was beyond hating his smile. And his tone..

"Please." He produced a blue crystalline rectangle and handed it to me. "Uhh... what's-" And then the asshole disappeared.

I yelled at the ceiling, "Thanks a lot, dickhead!"

With a sigh, and no other options, I decided to examine the only thing other than me in the room.

I tapped the center of the clear blue rectangle and it lit up, flashing the same weird circle from the box before fading to a screen with two icons. "Sweet. It's a tablet." I tapped the icon labeled 'game manual's and it operated exactly like I expected it to.

The loading screen was the same image from the brochure, but quickly became a table of contents. I found the section for classes and opened it to find a far longer list than I expected.

They were about what I would guess, but only if you threw every system together in one big pile. Warrior was basically a hybrid fighter/barbarian, shaman was a witchy druid, inventors made new things, artificers made things better..

I was surprised to see what were usually tradeskills as classes, with leatherworker, blacksmith, jeweler and even baker. The most surprising was harlot, which had been one of the few deemed 'suitable to my attributes'.