"Wait, wait, wait," Geo said, sticking his finger over Darryl's shoulder to point at the laptop screen. "I thought
you
said that your Mom boned a dragon named Brash first. Isn't he your dad?"
Darryl's nares flushed. "Well, uh, she said that she boned him first. But she started fucking dragons at age, uh, eighteen. I'm eighteen. And she's nearly forty. So, uh..."
"Dude," Geo said. "Your Mom's, like, a
huge
slut for dragon dick."
"Dude!" Darryl turned to face him.
The faint
click
and snap of a pistol magazine slamming home turned every dragon and one well-fucked Princess' attention to the secret agent in the room. At that moment, Darryl really felt, like a punch in the gut, just how
weird
his life had gotten. Sasha flipped her hair back over her head, frowning slightly as she looked at the new attention focused her way.
"What?" she asked.
"Is that loaded with dye again?" Darryl asked.
Sasha undid the catch and dropped the magazine into her palm, showing each of them the hard, metallic tips of the bullets in the magazine. She slapped it home again. "Nah. These actually
are
the dragon killer bullets."
"Dude," Geo whispered.
"Yeah, I know," Darryl said. "We can't just
shoot
my dad!"
"Why not?" Geo, Sasha, Xia, and even the bound and gagged General Sharpe asked at the same time.
Darryl growled, standing up. He clenched his fist as he glared around the room. Lightning felt as if it wanted to burble out of his mouth, smoke roiling from his nostrils as he felt every bit of anger and frustration at his father and his mom and now his
other
father crackling through him. But it wasn't just frustration at them. It was a frustration at what they represented. A world where people in power manipulated those who weren't for their own ends. A world where a religious zealot could kick him in the stomach and tell him that he had to 'man up' to fight monsters. A world where people lied and cheated to get something close to happiness, instead of just
being
themselves. He trembled slightly, his eyes closed as he tried to hold back on a window shattering roar.
"Darryl's right," Aliya said, her voice soft. "We don't even know why Tebondarious wants to get Darryl killed." She sighed, shaking her head and brushing one hand through her hair. Darryl noticed that, at some point, she had gotten her cross back from Xia, allowing her to focus on the situation rather than the ample amounts of draconic cock that was swinging around the room. Not that she seemed to be
entirely
at ease, her eyes focused entirely on the ceiling.
"Fine, we shoot him in the kneecaps," Sasha said, angrily. "Jesus, Darryl, you're the one trained from birth to fight these things. I'd have thought
you
, of all people-"
"Have you ever thought that that's maybe why I act the way I do!?" Darryl shouted, flinging out his arm. "That maybe I decided, at a very young age, that I didn't want to
be
a murder-happy dragon killing hobo! Maybe I didn't want to react to every situation by grabbing a sword and hacking at people? Maybe I just...I just..." He sighed, shaking his head. "I just want to be
normal
. I want a normal girlfriend and a normal life and...maybe I'd keep the fucking...huge...dick..." He trailed off, blushing.
Sasha walked over, then leaned against his shoulder. Her eyes half closed as she nuzzled against him. "Hey," she whispered. "You also want to keep the flight and shapeshifting. And the lightning breath is pretty sweet."
"Don't forget the magic," Xia said. "I've been working on my biomancy, I should be able to cure cancer by the time I hit the midterms!"
"Wait,
what
!?" Darryl jerked his head up.
Xia blinked, reaching up to rub her paw along her muzzle. "What?"
"Guys?" Aliya said. "More stuff is coming through the laptop!"
They all hurried forward and Sasha tapped the unmute button. Tazo's voice came through, faintly muffled: "-on't understand. If you have the reds and greens along, why do we need the rest of the Council?"
"Tazo, Tazo, Tazo," a soft, melodious voice purred. "This is why you need to let me handle these things. I
understand
european dragons in a way you do not. And while you Chinese might gripe and moan and complain, there's still three metallics or chromatics to one of your bearded kind." There was a faint sigh. "Now, I need you to go to my offspring and apologize. Explain to him that you were merely testing him to make sure that he is properly skilled. This is true. Technically." Tebondarious chuckled. "Have him visit my mansion in San Francisco. There, I believe that we can turn his uncanny ability for survival to our advantage. You say that he has a deep well of anger? Resentment?"
"Definitely," Tazo said. "And if the rumors I hear are true, he's into serious sadomasochism. Do you know that he's roleplaying with his harem? Several students have mentioned that his..." he gagged slightly. "His
human
pet actually bosses
him
around."
"Really?" Tebondarious sounded uncertain. "Hmm. I'll need to test him. We don't need a pussy."
Both dragons chuckled.
"Come on," Tazo said. "There's a few girls desperate for an easy-A. Which means we get an easy...
T
."
"Don't even...try...to be clever, Tazo," Tebondarious said, sounding tired. "But I'm always a fan of teenage dragon pussy. Color?"
"A red and a gold," Tazo said, chuckling as they walked away from the mic. The faint sound of the door closing made Darryl's jaw
click