Leaving Sachsen behind, Gyllen and Min sailed even further east and a little to the south along the mainland. Having grown used to the more heated climates of their previous destinations, they were caught off guard by the sudden presence of a noticeable chill in the air. While not as frigid as Snjórland's waters, it still warranted to have them wrap up a little more than usual, something which Gyllen felt oddly nostalgic about doing.
"So, what's our next secret shag spot gonna be then, Goldie?" Min asked Gyllen first thing one bitter morning while they were out at sea, a thin cape wrapped around her stubby body and, for once, concealing her indiscreet assets.
"Honestly, Min! Is that
all
you ever think about?" Gyllen retorted, though knew full well himself that always seemed to end up being the case no matter where they found themselves.
"'Course not...I think 'bout jillin' off a whole bunch too!" The goblin chortled.
"If you must know, we're visiting what is said to be the oldest castle on the western continent still in use." Gyllen answered. "The castle also houses the single largest private collection of books in the world so, as you can imagine, I'm planning on doing a lot of perusing whilst there. I won't be able to make any time to, as you eloquently put it, 'shag', even if I wanted to."
"Oh, hang on, that's Castle Şolomanţă yer thinkin' of, right? In Dacia?" Min said. "Even I've heard a' that place. Never been there meself, but always wanted t' drop by it sometime. Imagine all the valuable antiques they got stashed away in there~"
"The only
other
thing you think about..." The prince sighed.
"Hey, I'm just messin' with ya!" Min chuckled. "Though, I always heard stories 'bout that place bein' a haunted, old wreck."
"Well, unless I got a response from a ghost, that doesn't appear to be the case." The prince replied. "The castle's current countess has been so gracious as to let us stay on the premises for a few nights."
"So what yer sayin' is...we're gonna be doin' it in a library next? Oh, you kinky fucker~! Just remember to keep it quiet, or we might get an earful." Min laughed again. Gyllen merely rolled his eyes to the goblin's humour. "But seriously, what's so great 'bout flickin' through a buncha dead trees for a couple days anyway? Ya coulda done that at home, easy."
"Imagine all the rare texts in that collection I would never be able to find at Mrs. Skrifadotter's Literature Kiosk down the street!" The blond answered gleefully. "The Countess said she's been looking to lessen the bulk of her catalogue for a while now so I've agreed to take a few things off her hands."
"Whatever. I jus' don' see the appeal of readin' 'bout other people's made-up adventures. I rather go out an' do all that stuff meself."
"You're perfectly free to stay behind if you wish, you know."
"Nah, 'course I'm taggin' along. Someone's gotta make sure that crusty ol' bat ain't gonna take advantage of ya." Min said. "'sides, maybe I can finally score meself a pop-up Kama Sutra or somethin'."
The Killer Kraken was able to make its course a decent way inland into Dacia thanks to the River Folyadék: a waterway which flowed from the springs of the snow-capped Havasok Mountains that ran along the country's northern borders. The river cut straight through the land before spilling out into the ocean and was wide enough to let several large ships travel both ways at a time, allowing for direct trade with and visits to the numerous waterfront settlements. The pirate vessel cruised up the canal for few more hours, stopping in a large basin which the capital city of Barlang was built around. From here on out, the river began to become too narrow for a galleon of the Kraken's size to safely continue much further. The boat moored in the marina where Min and Gyllen shortly disembarked with a small case of luggage between them to seek out a transfer which would take them on the next leg of their trek towards Erdeuelu, the region wherein Castle Şolomanţă was situated.
During the voyage over, Gyllen had studied the basics of the Dacian language in order to make their time in the foreign land a little less cumbersome, however even that was not helping much with the heated argument he was currently having with the clerk at the transport office over their itinerary.
"But you have carriages going even further than Erdeuelu!" Gyllen firmly told the elderly, bespectacled gentleman behind the counter. "I checked the route maps. Some are even going out of the country! We have plenty of funds to cover the return trip several times over. Why is it just that one place posing such a problem?"
"Money is not the issue here, my good lady - er - man." The greying administrator responded, looking over the rim of his glasses. "The way you wish to go is simply far too treacherous anyone working here is willing to take."
"It's only a few hills and some forest. Even I can traverse that on horseback just fine!" The prince claimed.
"Listen, you're obviously foreigners so you may have a hard time understanding this..." The clerk took a deep breath as he pushed his spectacles up his hooked nose before lowering his voice to a grim whisper. "Officially, we're not allowed to talk about this, but we are a very traditional people here in Dacia, and with those traditions come very strong beliefs. It has been said that the entire Erdeuelu area has held a terrible curse since time immemorial. There have been many travellers who have gone through that land only to vanish without a trace, and those who do return rave of dreadful daemons amongst their terror-induced gibberings. I remember the last trip one of our coaches risked into Erdeuelu, over thirty years ago to the date I believe. A Gaulish noblewoman, by the name of Margaux Minuit if I recall correctly, was invited to a stately dinner at Castle Şolomanţă only for her and the driver never to be seen or heard from again, with not a single sign of the carriage, the horses or even any bodies turning up since then. Even the authorities refused to conduct a formal investigation into the matter precisely because it had occurred in Erdeuelu, that's how notorious the region is."
"Well, if nobody looked into it, how do ya know she didn' jus' like the place so much, she decided t' settle down at a nice cottage or somethin'? Hel, maybe she was havin' an affair with the driver and they decided t' elope that day." Min tactlessly interjected, trying to lighten the dire mood. "Sounds like yer jus' a superstitious, cowardly lot t' me. So what? A few people get lost in the woods or get scared by the odd fox or crow jumpin' from out the bushes and suddenly ya think ya got monsters runnin' 'bout yer back gardens? Gimme a break..."
"Look, if you two are that dead-set on visiting the castle even after all my warnings, then I won't stop you." The old man gave in. "But the absolute closest we can have anyone legally take you is Marha Village, which is still a good few miles distance from the castle. After that, you're on your own. Are you still willing to go?"
"I suppose it's better than nothing..." Gyllen remarked, feeling drained after his experience with metropolitan customer service "What do you think, Min?"
"I think we'll take it!" The goblin made the final call.
Shortly thereafter, Min and the prince found themselves heading out of the city and into the countryside sat on the cushioned seats of a luxury hansom drawn by two horses of the highest pedigree. For hours, they rode along a cobblestone road, over tranquil streams and through serene woodlands, the backdrop of the hillocks and warbling of the birds accentuating the natural beauty of their surroundings. Settlements became few and far between the further they travelled from Barlang; towns gradually shrank into villages, and villages gradually melted into fields. The cold sting in the climate remained ever-present however, its existence becoming more notable as the sun started to dip down into the west.
Their cab arrived on the outskirts of the small hamlet that was Marha Village just as the rapidly setting sun caked the land in a warm, orange glow, and caused the shadows of the modest buildings to cast long and dark against the ground. The duo stepped out from the coach just in time to see their luggage be practically tossed by the driver into the prince's hands from its fastenings atop the roof of the coach.
"Wh-what's the rush?" Gyllen asked him, staggering when the suitcase clumsily fell into his arms.
"So sorry, úr, but I must return to Barlang without delay! I do not like being out too long after nightfall." Their chauffeur quickly explained before hopping back onto his seat. "May the Dawn Mother watch over and protect thee." He then cracked his whip over the horses, causing them to start recklessly hurtling back down the path from whence they arrived faster than Min could say:
"Well, that was bloody rude." She turned to face her human companion. "What's the plan now, Gyl?"