Position Open: Sexual Mentor

March 3, 2699 (Earth dimensional universe 7,326,432)

Open Position: University of Michigan student health and wellness center is seeking well-qualified, reputable Sexual Mentors who will serve current students seeking support in common sex practices, learning about their sexual needs, understanding how to give sexual pleasure to others, and various related common social practices. These practices are required of Sexual Mentors as outlined in the federal goals for sexually experienced, confident, yearning, and well-adapted sexually active citizens (please refer to document 54v.b1). We are seeking 4 heterosexual male mentors, 3 heterosexual female mentors, 3 bisexual M/F mentors, and 1 trangender female mentor.

Minimum Qualifications:

Current Sexual Mentor license in Michigan

At least 8 years training at a reputable university SMT program

Advanced degree and full residency

Minimum 5 years experience in this or a related field

Preferred:

Three letters of review from past clients, detailing sexual experiences, learning, and growth they experienced while under your care

A current physical detailing levels of physical strength, flexibility, stamina, general attractiveness quotient (e.g., The Clitzington Scale score), genital quality, and clean bill of health. Prefer vasectomized males. (Breeders may also be considered.)

A portfolio including pictures and/or videos of sexual sessions, breakthroughs with clients, and love probabilities (e.g., The Eros Quotient score)

Candidates will have a series of escalating interviews starting with a Zoom video chat in which you be asked to demonstrate some of your most effective techniques, followed by an in-person meeting where you will demonstrate techniques in role plays with other student health services professionals, and finally a "teaching demonstration" in which you will be paired with an eagerly yearning student.

To prepare for these interviews we recommend you brush-up on techniques such as

Individual and mutual masturbation techniques

Massage - muscle, facial, and genital

Care and kindness while in pleasure

Mutual yearning and granting access

The Vehernman and Boner method of slow release, tantric play, and seduction

Erogenous zone play

Pleasure zones (we recommend the Wei program)

Anal seduction and preparation

Oral play

Pornography and sex work opportunities for students

Psychological play, bondage practices (upon mutual yearning), role playing, and imaginative seduction

Aesthetics of the naked body and exploration patterns and processes of body worship and self love

Sexual relationship dynamic models among yearning adults, including:

Older experienced trusted adults

Same age

Groups dynamics

LGBTQIA+ dynamics

Polyamory in 5 forms

Transferring the mentor relationship into real life

Social norms and policies including

Trends in public sexual displays and public sexual acts

Trends in games, gaming centers, fusion centers, restaurant "basement" culture, dance floor safety, and the glass room movement

Breeding centers and tribal child care

Modern public breeding presentation for women in public heat stations

Modern public breeding protocol for men in public heat stations

About the student health center at University of Michigan.

It's common knowledge that a position as a Sexual Mentor at UofM is the most prestigious in the field, for several reasons:

Our university has a rich tradition as the leading institution for more personalized and research-based mentoring practices. Sexual Mentors at our campus enjoy a level of renowned respected and professional freedom in practicing their expertise and craft.

Mentors and mentees choose one another. Unlike private practice, at UofM you will be matched with mentees that ignite your sexual passions so you can do your job with professional liberty! This begins with an in-person dual interview process where potential clients showcase their mental and physical forms in order to assure that every match leads to progress and sexual release. Students all have 8 free sessions as part of tuition and fees. So there is no dearth of possible couplings and throuplings, etc.

UofM students are fit, healthy, have been training in Michigan schools in topics like consent and sexual function, and are all required to take Masturbation and Self Pleasure 101, "Other" Bodies 101, as well as a unique class to Michigan students - Modern Orgy (in which students investigate common cultural practices like grocery store fellatio, 69ing stations, and the increasing role of the heterosexual neighborhood male mentor.)

UofM students are horny. As is our motto: Come Horny or Go Home. We know that being a Sexual Mentor can be grueling without a horny clientele. They are hard, wet, and ready.

Benefits include:

Access to toys, lubrications, undergarments, clean, well-maintained, elegant, private apartments in which you will live (living expenses covered) and where you may instruct during common hours such as 8 pm - 6 am.

Ability to work with favorite clients for up-to a year.

Allowances for love and increasing your polycule without ethical concerns

Personal trainers

On-site cooks

Well compensated (20% above the average university Sexual Mentor)

All students tested for rare (mostly eradicated) diseases

Additional health benefits beyond our well-established and comprehensive state Medisocial plan are: weekly massage (including Turkish style), teeth whitening, hair stylists, daily hot shave, sauna, skin care 4077, gym membership, pedicures, facials, and stylists.

We look forward to seeing your applications. Our doors (and legs) are wide open to receive you.