I had helped Maxym to his room on the third floor, carrying the heavier packs for the old man before I stepped into my own room to divest myself of some of my own gear. Don't look at me like that. I've been using my Word-A-Day calendar. Anyway, I took a load off my shoulders, quite literally, then I headed downstairs to the tavern on the first floor of The Wolf's Head Inn. I stopped on the steps to look the place over and smiled faintly. It really wasn't all that different from the bars back home, other than the rather large fireplace and the noticeable haze of various kinds of smoke hanging over the room. Behind the bar, I saw a bustling kitchen through the serving window framed in mirror and the room was filled with the scent of cooking meat and potatoes, stale alcohol, staler smoke, and people who've been on a long journey.
I slipped swiftly and silently down the stairs to the table in the shadow of the fireplace, where I'd be able to watch the room in relative anonymity. Considering where I'm from and where I've found myself, can you blame me? The patronage was diverse, but not crowding the room despite the week-long festival that started that day. I studied the room and the people, hearing odd inflections, intonations, and even languages in the mix. I was so lost in thought that I nearly jumped in surprise when I sensed someone standing nearby that I hadn't spotted coming toward me. I opened my mouth to talk as I turned toward the person and ended up staring, jaw dropped and speechless, when I found myself at eye level with a very lovely pair of breasts encased in a rich, purple, velvet, cup-less corset and a black, sleeveless blouse untied clear to the top of the corset. "Uhh..." I uttered, to which my mind replied, "Khakis?" That's me, alright, the master of witty remarks.
I closed my eyes and shook my head to clear the image that now seemed burned into my memory and looked up saying, "Sorry, I..." My voice trailed off as, this time, even my brain's jaw dropped. Yes, I know my brain doesn't have a jaw, I was being metaphorical. Stop interrupting. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Nari. My eyes opened on the lightly freckled, pale face, red hair, and sparkling, bright green eyes of the waitress, sorry, serving wench of the tavern.
"Greetings, stranger," she smiled at me. "My name is Nari. How may I serve you?"
Being of the male gender in the presence of such a curvaceous creature, I will
not
apologize for thinking, "On your knees," but I was able to swallow that back with a clearing of my throat and instead choked out, "I bet you say that to all the rugged travelers during the market festivals." I gave her what I hoped was a charming smile to hide my libido screaming at me to just grab hold of her. I swallowed hard and fought the urge to let my eyes wander further down her body.
She lowered her chin and looked at me through half lidded eyes with an expression both innocent and seductive and answered, "No, sir." Her voice was breathy and gave me chills of the pleasurable variety. "I usually ask them what they would like."
"Oh," I said, off guard. "I meant, um..." my voice trailed off as my brow furrowed in thought. "Wait, what?"
Her giggle was downright intoxicating as she rested her hand on my shoulder, leaning forward and drawing my attention downward. Her giggle also caused intoxicating things to happen with her anatomy too. I felt a strong tingling feeling where her hand was like a low-grade but strong electrical current. My eyes opened wide and I was freed of my libido, for a few moments at least, by the shock itself. I stared up at her, but she didn't seem to notice anything. "I like you, sir. May I have your name?"
I grinned, suddenly relaxed for some reason, and quipped, "No, but I'll tell it to you," The mildly confused look on her face should have tipped me off, but I was distracted. I'm Westley, Nari. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Her giggle was a little uneasy as she answered, "Hello, Westley. Now, how may I serve you?" This time, there was no mistaking her smile or her wink and I urgently needed some privacy, but that wasn't going to happen.
I flashed a wolfish smile and said, "We can discuss the details of that later. For starters, though, what would you recommend from the kitchen?"
Nari steps back and looks me over with a discerning eye. "You truly do not hail from our country, sir?"
I could feel my heart speed up another couple of notches every time she called me that. "No, I'm not," I said, a little suspiciously. How did you know that?"
She smiled disarmingly and said, simply, "Your speech and some of your attire is unusual though I am unable to place either. Which kingdom do you hail from?"
Uh oh,
I thought.
This is what Maxym was warning about. Be careful.
"I come from the borderlands to the north east. I've avoided travelers as much as possible since the relations have been strained for so long. Please forgive any ignorance on my part." I looked at her with hesitant expectancy while internally tensing to bolt for the nearest exit, just hoping that any of my mistakes would be overlooked thanks to my story. I very slowly exhaled the breath I didn't realize I'd been holding when she smiled warmly at me.
"That is entirely understandable, Westley," she said, her eyes sparkling. "Our most popular dish is the spiced potatoes, but if I can let you in on a secret..." Her voice trailed off and I leaned forward to hear her whisper and I caught the whiff of some light airy scent from her. "Our best dish is our sandwiches. Since you hail from distant lands, you may not know that we call them subs in Her Majesty's kingdom." She pulls a scrap of paper from a pouch on her belt as well as what looked like a small piece of charcoal. "So, sir, what would you like on your sub?"
Without thinking and unable to stop myself, I blurted out, "A collar and cuffs." I blinked when I'd realized what I'd said and started to apologize, but the words died in my throat as I watched the blush spread from the roots of her hair downward. I gasped silently as the red flush reached the edges of first, the blouse, followed by the rich purple of the corset and I suddenly ached to see just how far that blush would travel. Instead I smiled at her and said, "I'll trust you to choose for me."
She swallowed hard, drawing attention to the smooth, pale skin of her neck as she stammered, "And how would you like to quench your thirst tonight, sir?" Her voice had gone from breathy to breathless and I could see a small but noticeable tremble in her. "Would you like me to choose that for you as well?" She bit her lower lip in anticipation, her eyes almost glazed, her expression pleading as if begging me to say yes.
I clenched my teeth for a moment, regaining control of myself and willing myself
not
to say, "Between your thighs". I took a deep breath, looked her right in the eyes, and gave her the answer she wanted. "Please do." I had to reach out for her as her eyes closed and her knees buckled, causing her to stumble toward me and my hand slid slowly over her breast. Luckily, or unluckily, my other hand caught her shoulder which kept her from falling face first in my lap.
After a couple of moments, she shook her head and regained her balance before she opened her eyes and gasped. For a moment I wondered if something had happened and she was hurt until I caught sight of where her eyes were focused. "Blessed stars! Is that...?" She looked up at me with an expression like awe for some reason. "I do apologize, sir. It won't happen again." She took a moment to recompose herself and said, "I shall return shortly with your order."