Staring into the mirror with a shocked expression on my face (MY face? I don't see myself I see woman.) What the fuck happened? How did this happen? As I stand there questioning my grip on reality, there is a knock on the door. Jennifer (don't call her Jen or Jenny, for the love of god don't do it), asks how long will I be? I flinch, my head whipping back and forth from the door to the mirror with my mouth flopping open like a fish out of water.
"Uh...... be out in a minute!" I shout only realizing my voice is different, very different. It is very much a feminine one now. It sounds dusky? Like it's sexy with an Irish accent if I am guessing correctly. I won't be typing it out here because I have no clue how to write in an accent, so you will just have to imagine it.
"Who the fuck is in there Derek? This is not funny!" the irate voice on the other side of the suddenly flimsy looking door. FUCK!!! What do I do. I can't my voice change like that.
"OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR THIS FUCKING INSTANT YOU WHORE! WHERE IS DEREK!"
"Just a minute." I try in vain trying to lower my voice at least an octave but know in my heart that I am failing miserably. Dead. I am dead. D.E.D. what the fuck do I d-
At this moment the door starts to shake as Jennifer is beating on it with a rage that doesn't bode well for my well being. Well I might as well face the firing squad. There ain't no music here. I slowly open the door just enough to show my face and see hers.
"Jennifer.....I need you to calm down........I don-"
"What the fuck did you do with Derek!" she shrieks. She tried to force the door open but it doesn't budge. I know she's trying her damndest to open it but I'm holding it like a 2 year is pushing on it.
"I AM Derek! Will you just give me a secon-"
"There's no way in hell You're Derek! He's 5'11, brown hair, brown eyes and a FUCKING MAN YOU CUNT!" well, cunt is a new word for Jennifer so I guess that means she is beyond reason now. What do I do now? What a sec, it's quiet. Uh oh......what is she doing?
"Tell that asshole that if he thinks he can cheat on me while I am in the same apartment he can go fuck himself! I AM GONE!!!! And the door slams I can hear shit hitting the floor, probably gonna get a complaint about noise. Well might as well go back to the mirror now.
Stepping back in front of the mirror I take the time to actually examine myself. Lets see here. I am taller maybe 6 and a half feet tall. My eyes are blue, like ice blue. Long jet black hair that falls to almost my butt that now looks great if I must say so. I look pale, not sickly just not tanned. My chest looks to be the size of grapefruits, I have no clue on bra or cup sizes so yeah. They don't sag though, proud and firm. The rest of my body is athletic and strong. I have well defined muscles but not like a bodybuilder I feel like I am just powerful. Down below I definitely am missing a few things but the carpet matches the drapes so I guess that means my hair color is natural. I am running my hand over my new body, poking and prodding various areas to just make sure I am awake when my hands rest on my nipples. Now i don't know why but the idea to pinch them to make sure they're real pops in my head, so i pinch. FUCK! I look myself in the eyes through the mirror. Well I guess those are real.