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Pizza Time 2

Pizza Time 2

by sinytails
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Prologue: There's a plot later I swear

The night air was cold and moist in the light drizzle. Not a speck of moonlight broke through the grey clouds overhead. Despite having decades to adjust to the rain, downtown Seattle didn't look any better in 2074 than it did in 1990. Dead, grey concrete buildings towered overhead like an endless parade of tombstones. Only the blinking neon lights and garish augmented reality graphics hovering over every street corner gave the city the appearance of being the happy, tourist-friendly place it claimed to be. It was bright and annoying enough that it had almost made him regret splurging on AR compatible contacts.

Richard took it all in as he hopped off the bus and made his way down the street. There weren't many folks out right now. Weather reports blared in the bottom right of his own optical display. It was going to get a hell of a lot worse soon. With any luck, his ten-hour shift would last long enough to see it lighten up a bit in the morning. But Richard always had shit luck. Being a victim of SURGE III was his first bit of bad luck in life.

What few scruffy-looking pedestrians and potential muggers were on the street scattered as he made his way. The rainjacket over his uniform was supposed to hide his reptilian features and make him a bit more of a mystery, but nothing could hide the long tail poking from under it, or his large physique. Sudden Unexplained Recessive Genetic Expression, or SURGE as it was called by everyone normal, had ensured that he was born a giant lizard despite having human parents. Life growing up had been near-constant bullying and discrimination by those around him. Most of the time he was lucky to get mistaken as a troll, but whenever the curious got too close it was always a coinflip between running away in fear or an impromptu beatdown.

Learning how to fight and keeping himself in shape was a non-negotiable part of his life, which killed his ability to do much aside from work. At least he'd established enough of a reputation in the area that long-term thugs and beggars had learned to give him a wide berth. Like they were doing tonight. For most people, it wasn't a good place to be. For instance, there was a literal brothel just down the road. Said brothel had a shootout not even a week ago. He turned a corner as he wondered what exactly his boss was thinking setting up shop in such a shitty, he caught a familiar sight.

The AR sign glimmered even in the increasingly turbulent downpour. He'd never mistake the overly suggestive icon. It was a sub with layers of soy-based meat so thick it looked like a hotdog. Dancing around the sub the words "Between-the-Buns" glowed in its fanciful, chromatic light. The name had caused all kinds of confusion, not only among the customers entering the store but also among those who made applications. It took Richard a few phone calls when he originally made the application to make sure he wasn't signing up for some kind of sex shop. Not like their slogans and catchphrases ever did anything to clear up the confusion.

He pushed open the door to the small shop. It had two tables set up for indoor dining, but nobody bothered with that since the remote delivery had taken off. Also, they were stationed in a shitty place. His coworker at the counter was nowhere to be seen. They usually only needed one person in the store, just to make sure it didn't get vandalized. He let out a sigh. Either someone had abducted whoever was on shift, or they were slacking off. Richard decided to confirm the situation before needlessly dialing for Lone Star. They'd either just tell him to fuck or show up and charge him an exorbitant amount of nuyen for having the nerve to call them.

Richard pushed his way into the breakroom and set his damp jacket onto the coat rack. Sat at the plastic table in the middle of the small room, feet kicked up and a magazine covering his face was Walter. He was a good, middle-aged guy, who seemed to be going through a lot of shit in his life, so everyone gave him some leeway. Walter was the kind of guy who would give you shit all shift and at the end of it tell you "good night," and mean it. Sadly, the son of a bitch was the closest thing Richard had to a friend.

"Welcome to between the buns," he said, muffled by the magazine, "would you like the fill me up -"

"Shut the fuck up, Walter. If it was anyone else I would have chewed them out about coming back here to jerk off." Richard said sternly.

Walter plucked the magazine off his face and rolled his eyes with the exaggerated swagger only a man paying alimony, with nothing left to lose could manage.

"No one's gonna steal our olives, trust me, they're shit." When Richard didn't relent his stare, Walter just shrugged. "It's gonna be a rainy night and there aren't any deliveries scheduled till about midnight. We can pretty much play as many games as we want back here. In fact, I found this new multiplayer gacha-"

Richard didn't wait for him to finish before he slipped on his official Between-The-Buns brand hat and adjusted his black dress shirt and slacks; not that anyone gave a shit what he looked like, but he preferred to at least try and look professional. He made his way out to the counter and started taking stock of what needed cleaning. To his utter surprise, Walter had fought through his lazy streak and followed him out.

"Hold on there buddy. I only got an hour left on my shift and there's something I wanted to talk to you about. It's about you. James was going over some of the security recordings and he called me about something." There was an uncharacteristic seriousness to his eyes as he spoke.

Richard froze at that. He didn't feel like he did anything wrong over the last year he'd been working there. There were no job violations and no customer issues that weren't from bitchy customers. He needed this job to pay for that shitty hole in the wall of an apartment and his gym membership, so he had always made sure to be on his best behavior.

"What about? If it's about those complaints last month, I already said I'd do better."

Walter flicked his wrist and immediately Richard's optics lit up with a sent video attachment. Terrified, Richard opened it with a thought and it played. It was him at the counter last Friday night talking to a woman. She asked for a sandwich and he provided it, they made small talk and she left. Richard didn't know what he could have done to warrant being called out. Had he been overly friendly? Had she made a complaint about his service or the sandwich?

"No," Walter said, anger apparent in his voice. "You've got this fucking hotty coming in here every Friday chatting you up, and you haven't even thought about making a move on her?!"

Richard was speechless. What the fuck was Walter going on about? As if sensing his confusion Walter let out an annoyed sigh as he pulled up more videos with timestamps from various shifts Richard had done over the last few weeks. If those videos were to be believed, she did in fact come to the store often.

"You see?" Walter asked, jabbing a finger into Richard's chest. Though he was a good foot shorter than the lizard, he didn't hesitate to throw his weight as a senior employee around when he felt like it. "This chick comes in, every Friday when you're on shift, orders the same damn thing, chats you up, and then fucking leaves. Why haven't you made a move, kid? Performance anxiety?"

"What?! I didn't even know she showed up more than once."

Walter facepalmed and leaned against the counter to steady himself. His arm twitched and for a moment Richard thought he was going to try and strangle him.

"Kids these days. Don't know shit about flirting. Alright, let me go through the play-by-play of how I know she's into you, and why you're retarded for not picking up the signals. Got your notepad? Good. So the first clue is that she regularly goes out of her way to come here. Showing up Friday nights to get out shitty subs? Just not worth the effort, especially with our delivery options and the kind of neighborhood we're based out of."

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"Maybe she just lives close by and it's a snack on the way back from work or something."

Walter shook his head, a sad smile crossing his lips. "You poor, ignorant summer child. The only people who 'live' nearby, are those homeless camps that pop up between buildings, sex workers, and career criminals. This ain't a residential part of town, and there's nothing but casinos and brothels between here and anywhere normal people would go. Honestly surprised we've been in business this long." He paused for a moment and brought his hand to his chin. "You think we're a money-laundering scheme?"

As uncomfortable as the first conversation was making Richard, if he started actually thinking about the logistics behind this weird sandwich shop and its terrible advertising, he'd probably come to questions he was better off not raising.

"M-moving on, what's the second reason?"

"Oh right. Second reason: it's been raining the last few weeks but the chick's wearing that stereotypical white girl starter pack. You know what I'm talking about right? Sports bras and yoga pants? God bless. They're a staple in porn for a reason. Anyway, she's wearing all this stuff like she's supposed to be jogging. Well, I checked the feed, Dick, and she ain't wet in the slightest."

"Walt, how fucking closely were you looking to notice something like that?" Richard asked. He knew that being single for extended periods of time could do strange things to a man, but the kind of hell of having a supposedly loving relationship, having it crash down around you, and having no company save your right hand for a decade, definitely couldn't be good for your mental health.

Like the pro that he was, he dodged the question and continued with his rant. "The third reason and this is the fucking smoking gun, are the conversations you two have. You honestly don't remember them at all?"

Richard looked around, embarrassed. Between his usual gym schedule, working at this job, and trying not to think too hard about the direction his life was going, he honestly just tuned the outside world out. Faces and places all blurred together in a mosaic of concrete gray and flavored soy substitutes.

"No. I don't." He admitted. Though he really wanted to tell Walt to fuck off.

"Fucking Christ, Dick. Let me read out some of the shit she said and let's see if she's into you-"

"Hold on, you've got transcripts? Why're you taking this so seriously. Where did you find the time to do all this psycho-analyzing bullshit?"

At that Walter gave him a wry smile. "I've got a lot of years on you. You're also vastly overestimating the workload here. Also, James helped. We did it because we care about you. Actually, we care that you're throwing away the chance to get laid by a hot chick, so we want you to know how badly you're fucking things up. I'm glad we did because you're so braindead you didn't even notice."

Now it was Richard's turn to roll his eyes. "Whatever. Just get on with it." He moved over to the supply closet to get a mop and bucket. Might as well be productive while he had to listen to this shit.

"Alright. Pretend I'm a young hot blonde with lots of money, poor impulse control, and daddy issues while I read this. 'I'm a model and I work for these companies and I've been in these magazines.' Presumably, she sent you links to both those over the matrix."

Curious, Richard called up a history of sent messages to him with a simple thought. A short search pulled up the supposed messages, which he was honestly surprised about. How had he forgotten? Especially when the magazine cover in question was extremely risque. He made sure to bookmark the page.

Walter wasn't kidding when he said the woman was a beauty. She was leaning back in a sunchair with a bougie drink. Tall with long blonde hair that went all the down her back. Her pale body was toned without being muscular. The purple bikini seemed to struggle to contain her bountiful chest and the way her hips curved more than a race track certainly made her appealing. Why the hell couldn't he remember someone like that? Surely Walter was just playing some kind of joke on him, but then what about all this evidence?

Walter resumed where he'd left off. "Then another day she complimented your muscles with something along the lines of 'could lift all sorts of things,' asked you multiple times about the 'fill-me-up special' and whether or not this is some kind of kink-shop disguised as a sandwich shop, then she makes some kinda joke about 'lizard meat' being on the menu, says she's 'always wanted to try it,' and then she asks about the 'special sauce' and whether she can get it straight from-"

Richard slammed the mop back into the bucket and fixed a mean glare at Walter. "Alright, alright! I get it! When you say it like that it definitely sounds like she was hitting on me."

Walter sat down at one of the tables and leaned back in the chair, a victorious look on his face. "You're goddamned right I'm right. It's a travesty that I had to point it out like this for you to notice, but what's done is done. Me and James have delivered our message, so now all that's left is to put the ball in your court. If you fuck it up from here, just know we'll have it all on camera and we'll be laughing at you."

With friends like that...

"Thanks, Walt. Be sure to tell James he's a fucking asshole." Richard sighed and sat down opposite Walt. "So what the hell am I supposed to do? I've never been with a girl. Ever. You know... because-"

"Because you had a low GPA in middle school, I know." He clicked his tongue in annoyance. "It's because you're a giant fucking lizard buddy, believe me, we all noticed, but I don't that's gonna be an issue with this one."

"How do you figure that?"

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"The chick seems to be one of those lizardsexuals. A reptile-fetishist. A regular lizard-diddler, you understand? What fucked you over in every other potential sexual relationship you've had in your life is going to be your overwhelming strength this time. How many lizard dudes do you think live in Seattle, hell, how many do you think live in the good ol' United Canadian American States? Not a whole damn lot. So she stumbles upon her fetish in the middle of nowhere? She'd probably go out of her way to snatch you up. Not a bad way to get a sugar momma, actually. I envy you, kid."

Richard nodded and stewed on those words. It seemed like a lot of work for a one-night stand or getting a booty call. Did he dare hope she was trying to slowly win his approval and trying to become his friend before fucking him? Would she date him with marriage in mind? He shook his head. Fat fucking chance in this day and age. She'd probably lure him into a dark alley and have him butchered by cannibals or witch doctors who said lizardman meat would raise fertility or cure low essence issues.

"So you're telling me to just 'be myself?'"

He shrugged. "I guess. She's probably just looking for a fuck buddy. Like I said I was just trying to let you know. The last relationship I was in ended terribly. But there's not much time to prepare. It's Friday night, and if she keeps to her schedule she'll pop up soon-"

A chime sounded throughout the little sandwich shop as the front door opened. Outside the rain slammed into the ground and a single figure walked in wearing a drenched pink hoody with the hood pulled all the way up. She, or at least he assumed it was she because those two long, sumptuous legs moved in and let the door slam closed behind her as she entered.

"Oh sorry, were you guys closed?" she asked, her voice bright and cheery despite the absolutely abysmal weather outside.

Before either of the two employees could speak, a beep started blaring from the backroom. It was a sound reserved for when the guys working technical security or delivery needed someone to check on the physical hardware onsite.

Without missing a beat, Walter shot up and made his way to the back. "We're open, miss. You take this, Richard. I gotta answer that."

And just like that, Richard was alone with the woman who'd supposedly been hitting on him the last few weeks. He was already on his feet, though his first instinct was to head to the counter, but remembered she was soaking wet. Did she have an umbrella? Didn't she plan for this kind of thing? Was this another subtle thing he would have missed if he wasn't paying attention?

"Do you need a towel, miss?" he asked.

The woman suddenly seemed self-conscious and aware of the fact she was dripping puddles down onto the wood tiling. "I'm totally fine! This jacket's, like, really thick!"

Before he could continue, Walter was speeding out from the back and had his raincoat on. "Oh man, Rich it's bad. The security system of my home activated. It said my cat's on fire. I've gotta head out early. I know that another employee doesn't get in until the morning shift. See you later, kid." He gave Richard a wink and rushed out into the rain and broke out into a dead sprint down the road. Hopefully, he wouldn't get mugged.

Then Richard noticed a message pop up in his feed. It was from James, their tech guy.

"Walter's cat called me, too. There's some problem with the security systems and recording data for the store that won't get resolved until tomorrow. :) Nothing happening in the store is going to be recorded. If there's a genuine emergency, hit the panic button under the counter. "

What a flimsy fucking excuse, but he had to respect the fact that James would do something like that for him. He never talked to the guy much, but he seemed swell from what he remembered. Then Richard recalled that he wasn't alone in the shop.

"I'll get you that towel!" he said and quickly bounded into action. With how quickly Walter had left and with James having cut the security feed, what the hell were they implying? Then he opened the storage closet and sat on top of the towel was a condom with a note.

"don't put it in the wrong hole haha - love Walt"

He quickly pocketed it and grabbed the towel. The first thing he saw as he entered the main room again was the lovely sight of the woman's ass as she pulled the hoodie off her still damp body. Richard took a minute to admire how it strained the fabric of her yoga pants and the way her long hair cascaded down her toned back. Fighting back a host of desires roiling inside, he cleared his throat and handed the towel off to her.

She didn't seem to be the least bit embarrassed, and as she turned to accept it, Richard couldn't help but steal a glance at her sizeable chest as it struggled to be contained by her sports bra. Maybe Walter was right, she didn't seem out of breath at all and sportswear seemed a strange choice of attire for flirting. Or maybe not given where his eyes were drawn.

Richard moved to go to the counter and give her some space, but her hand gripped his wrist tightly. She had a surprising amount of strength for someone so sleight. He didn't have a chance to react before she pressed herself against him. Despite how damp she was, Richard could feel the warmth of her body against his.

"Ma'am?" he asked. Admittedly he didn't know the slightest thing about courting and first moves, but wasn't this a little forward? Though given how dense he'd been and Walter's earlier comments about lizard-fetishism, maybe this was just the natural course of escalation.

The woman didn't seem the slightest bit uncomfortable, in fact, she had a rather cocky grin as she studied him.

"Y'know I got some advice that said I wasn't being obvious enough, but whatever. Your coworkers got the hint." Without missing a beat, she ran her fingers up his thigh until she felt his bulge and gripped it firmly; her dainty fingers shifting and prodding to get a better idea of just what she was getting into. She leaned up onto her tiptoes and whispered into his ears, "You never did tell me if lizard meat was off the menu."

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