Disclaimer and Acknowledgment:
All persons engaged in sexual activity or otherwise sexualized are over 18.
As always, a special thanks to my editor, LiterKnight, for catching the obvious errors that inevitably litter my early drafts.
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"A hard-headed scavver, a corporate bimbo, and a malfunctioning V.I. walk into a bar..."
Layla was packing away the last of a quick lunch she'd served on one of the deserted conference tables in the Leisure lab. When Nixie's emitter fired back up after a blessed period of silence, she really wasn't surprised. "Oh, wait, I know this one!"
"No, you don't, be quiet." Nixie snapped. The golden sprite mimicked clearing her throat before continuing. "...they each order..."
"Do you really think I am a bimbo, Nixie?" Shae interrupted. The fox-girl had been licking the remnants of the MRE slop from her fingers when the A.I. had reappeared, taking great pleasure in cleaning her suited digits of the last morsels of the disgusting meal. But now her eyes were narrowed dangerously at Nixie
"You're shaped like an adolescent boy's guilty fantasies, corpo-skank. I call them like I see them." Nix's sharp reply seemed to amuse Shae more than insult her, and she gestured for the A.I. to continue with a smile. "A hard-headed scavver, a corporate bimbo, and a malfunctioning V.I. walk into a bar, and they each order a shot of Quasar vodka..."
"Oh, she is talking about us?" Eight spoke, appearing suddenly. The latex-girl had wandered off while Layla and Shae ate, but the sound of conversation had drawn her back quickly. Layla chuckled as Nixie stared death at the bubbly synthetic construct. "What's vodka?"
"Something you'll never need to suffer through drinkin'," Layla said, more than happy to continue to irritate her A.I. companion. "Quasar is like swallowin' nuclear waste. Burns like shit, but it'll sure make you glow after."
"Speaking from experience?" Shae prompted, propping her face up on her hand. Nixie's avatar was starting to glitch as she grew more and more frustrated.
"Gotta have somethin' to take the edge off after a long haul," the scavver shrugged. "There was this one time, in a dive in Damasia City on Nova Roma..."
"Oh, for fuck's sake!" Nixie yelled, throwing her tiny hands up into the air in exasperation.
Layla laughed. "Fine, fine, we'll stop fuckin' about. What's your punchline, scrapcode?"
The sprite narrowed her eyes at Layla's smirking expression. "And the bartender says, 'your passive ignorance will be your doom. Cease your foolish distractions and return to the task at hand. Threats lurk beyond your comprehension."
There was a moment of silence around the table.
"I don't get it." Eight said.
Layla sighed, pushing her chair back from the table with an abrupt squeal. "Nix's telling us to stop lollygaggin' and get back to it." Standing, she mimed a serious salute towards the scowling sprite projected from her wrist, adopting a think Russian accent. "Message received, Commissar! RyadovΓ³y Solovyeva reporting for duty!"
As Shae giggled at her display and Eight remained blissfully confused, Nix maintained her scowl. "You're all being far too blasΓ© about all this. Now isn't the time for messing around."
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first three times," Layla waved her off, but did begin the process of stuffing her errant cooking gear back into the pack. On a certain level, the A.I. was right. They had shit to do. But it had felt good to have a break after the frenzied (and sexually exhausting) events of the morning. Even if that break amounted to friendly banter over a meal of leftover rations.
"And besides," Nix continued, her severe expression softening slightly as she watched Layla clean up the space, "There's something that you need to see."
"And what would that be, Nixie?" Shae queried. The fox-girl had stood as well, her hands flitting about her suit as if to check that her gear was in place, her dark helmet hanging from a clasp on her belt.
"Did some more rummaging about the sub-net. I found something interesting on one of the data terminals: a trove of encrypted files hidden beyond packets of junk-code. They've got weaker security than the files I located earlier in the central orb. I've cracked a few of them, and you'll want to see what I found."
"And you can't just summarize?" Layla complained, slipping the straps of her pack over her shoulders and picking up her carbine. Sadly, she was leaving her maul behind. It was just dead weight at this point, and there wasn't anything left to repair. Hexsteel was a valuable material, but she could always fetch the head when she did her full salvage sweep. For the time being, their little crew would have to hope that Eight could deter any goo-girls they encountered.
"Trust me on this."
With a shared shrug, Layla, Shae, and Eight followed the A.I.'s guidance through the lab. The space remained quiet, with only the hum of lighting and the distant clatter of manufacturing to disturb the still lab. As they passed the partitioned bedroom that had been the site of their earlier debauchery, Shae slipped away from the group towards the concealed room. Layla stopped in confusion, but a heated blush tinted her cheeks as she saw the fox-girl return carrying a very familiar item between her suited hands.
"What're you...?" she started to say, but Shae just shushed her, slipping the nuero-link strapon into Layla's pack. She pressed up close to her from behind once the toy was stored away.
"For later," the fox-girl whispered, before slipping away. Layla watched her departing form in stunned silence before a girlish giggle sounded behind her. Turning, she found Eight holding a hand before her mouth, black eyes dancing with amusement.
"Shut up," Layla grumbled without any real malice. The two were teaming up on her, she could just feel it. A poor, abused scavver preyed upon by sex-starved slatterns. Yeah, that's exactly what was going on.
The far side of the lab had not held much of interest, at least from a salvager's eyes. Several more of the 'testing' rooms were set up for observation, usually mimicking some sort of domestic environment. Layla had to wonder if the recording and sound equipment focused directly on these rooms were purely for analysis, or if the footage was intended for distribution. The pornographic vid market was so oversaturated that she couldn't imagine there would be any real profit to be made from using testing footage. Or perhaps it was meant to be instructive.
Regardless, the last section held a number of novel contraptions. It was clear by the mounted dildos, vibrators, and clamps that the machinery was intended for erotic stimulation, but Layla had never heard of anything quite like this. Metal cages, crosses, and benches, all equipped with sturdy restraints, and surrounded by a halo of robotic arms holding the sexual devices. She felt some draw to the perverse machinery; a dark curiosity of what it would be like to be strapped down and delightfully tortured in such a way. Or perhaps, she added, staring at Shae's swaying backside ahead, being the one to administer such torture.
Her rapidly devolving fantasies were disrupted by Nixie's synthetic voice. "Over there. The console against the wall." The three women turned their heads to look, and found a series of desks nestled against the terminating wall of the lab. While most of the attached terminals were dark, one glowed faintly with power. "I've accessed the computer's archive and brought up the requisite footage. Go take a look."
Layla, Shae, and Eight did so, crowding around the small workspace. By some unspoken rule, Shae and Eight allowed Layla to take the single chair, electing to hover over her shoulders. As Layla fully powered on the machine, sure enough, a video was paused on the screen, showing an unfamiliar laboratory setting.
From the narrow frame of the camera, the area seemed filled to the brim with stacks of processors, each data core connected to each other by thick silver cabling that ran across the floor of the lab. Of more interest to the scavver, however, was the crowd of people huddled in a semi-circle between the towering computers. They were all wearing red-accented lab-coats, and many were equipped with headsets or data-goggles, which immediately tipped Layla off that these must be Prime scientists or researchers. They were still, a mixture of nervous and excited expressions locked on their face.
"Alright, Nix, what's so damn important that we're stoppin' to look at some egg-heads? Thought you wanted us to hurry up?"
Nixie ignored her as her avatar came to life once more, swimming pensively in front of the monitor. "This footage is time-stamped to nine solar years ago, taken in the A.I. core of Sodom. It's the birth of the intelligence that would come to be known as Temptress."
Layla leaned forward in the chair, her interest piqued. "Damn, nice find, Nix. This might give us some concrete info on the bitch. It's like..." she looked up at Shae, whose attention was laser-focused on the screen, her silver eyes shining intensely, "opposition research, right? Isn't it what the corps call it?"