Jacy Etergen is the heir to the throne of a defunct Inca tribe. Add that fact to three dollars and sixty five cents and Jacy has the exact amount of money she needs to pay for a Grande size caffe latte. But it's still better to be a queen, than it is to not be one," she thought.
Jacy always buys caffe latte when she's stressed, and needs to be comforted. The source of her latest distress is pent-up sexual energy.
She tried her usual way of dealing with a sexual backup, which is remodeling to keep her mind and hands busy. When she remodels, she actually does the work. Over the last few months, she's modified her kitchen cabinets, modernized her bathrooms, and she's even done some landscaping. If she doesn't get some sexual satisfaction soon, she might take up working with heavy machinery.
When she finally reached her wit's end, she gave in and called her Papi Grande for help. She'd just told him about her circumstance. "Why are you backed up, is there something wrong with your hubby's pecker?" asked her Papi Grande.
After giggling at the old timey slang he used for a cock, she tried to explain her state of mind to her Papi as elegantly as she could, when she said, "Papi I'm bored as fuck. As a matter of fact that's why I'm bored. I need to fuck. And I don't want to fuck dear hubby, I wants me some strange."
Her Papi Grande is and older man she has a huge crush on. They met online years ago, and have remained friends since. He's her go to person for whatever is bothering her.
He's heard this complaint from her many times, but he always talks her down. His response was to say, "Babygirl, I keep telling you to go online and find someone for random sex. You have the ability to have a cock and a pussy if you want both. There's no reason for your sex-life to be boring.
"Your problem is, you love cock and pussy, but you're a sub, and so you don't feel comfortable chasing after the sex you want.
"As I remember it, you're pretty damn dominant when you have your cock. Why don't you let it grow out, and then go find somebody to pound?"
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As was mentioned at the beginning of this update on Jacy's life, she is a direct descendant of an Inca queen. But there's more to the story. You see, this Inca queen was intersex, but she wanted to be a woman only. So she had her tribe's healer named Paq'o, create a potion that would shrink her cock to the size of a clit.
As we all know concocting potions is an inexact science, and so I'm sure it doesn't surprise you that the potion had the opposite effect. Instead of shrinking her cock, ingesting the potion gave her cock the ability to become a massive eight inch tube steak. An additional side effect was, she developed an occasional desire for pussy.
To make a long story somewhat short, Jacy has inherited the potion that has been passed through generations of female heirs to the throne.
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"Papi I wish it were that simple, but I haven't had a boner for months, and I don't know how to get my cock to rise to the occasion," replied Jacy. "I thought I understood my granny to say I would have it for a long time. I guess I could ask her about it again."
"Yes, I think you should," said her Papi Grande. "You've already fucked every man and woman in town, who hit on you. Now you're going to have to hit on the rest of the women, and men, if you want some new and different sex."
"I guess you're right," replied Jacy. "I'm going over to my granny's house to replace a ceiling fan. My sister Jezebel and her husband are useless, but I promised my granny I'd keep the place up as long as they are living there.
"Once I'm done, I'll drop by the senior living complex and visit with her."
"Alright babygirl, let me know what she says," her Papi Grande asked of her.
"I will Papi," she replied, with the proof of her affection for her Papi Grande dripping out of her cono.
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After replacing the burned out ceiling fan and a dead battery in a smoke detector, Jacy was on her way to see her granny. She was also trying to figure out how her and her sister were produced by the sane loins.
Fifteen minutes later she knocked on her granny's door and opened it. "Hey there granny, how are you," she asked lovingly, before giving her granny a kiss on her cheek.
"I'm doing alright sweetie," she responded. "How are things at my house? That sorry ass granddaughter of mine ain't tearing up my shit is she?"
"Damn, I guess granny is speaking right from the heart today," thought Jacy, before she responded to her. "Everything is OK," Jacy assured her.
After a few minutes of taking care of the usual granny and granddaughter chit chat, Jacy got to what was bothering her. "Granny I'm bored as fuck with my sex life these days. I need my big schlong back, so I can go plow the pussies of some of the bored MILF's around town."
Her granny almost spit out the prune juice and Jack Black she was sipping. She couldn't believe what Jacy had just said to her. "Jacy," she said with disdain in her tone of voice. "Jacy, the only time that potion don't work is when you're not being aggressive and dominant. The queen of our tribe cannot be a sub. Do you hear me?
"Your dick won't work if you're a pussy. Think about it for a second. Every time it worked, you were the aggressor. Once you find somebody you want to have relations with, your dick will help you pull them, and it will be as hard as the bread they serve us here."
"Trust me on that. I laid pipe to most of the ladies in my congregation for the last forty years."
"And when did you become such a potty mouth?"
Jacy could only laugh. Apparently her granny can't hear herself speak. "Um, sorry about that granny. I forgot who I was talking to."
"It's OK sweetie, but a lady only uses that kind of language when she's fucking, or gambling," she said to Jacy, while somehow maintaining a straight face.
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Jacy called her Papi Grande to give him a quick update on what she'd learned. The problem was, she didn't have any prospects right now. "Papi you remember the girl I picked up at the bar that time. Well she was pregnant when she sucked my cock. She's had the baby since then, but she's not whoring again yet.
"And Carmen, the sexy Latina I have the huge crush on, is in L A making music with her latest boy band."