Paizuri Power-Up!

Boom! Honk! Splat!

Those are the last sounds I heard as the clown car sped through my body, crushing my bones, splitting me in half and splattering my entrails across the road. I didn't really understand what happened, but one moment I was on a walk home after work, and the next, a clown car with no license plate flew out of a nearby intersection at breakneck speed, and destroyed me like a virgin's asshole at Epstein's parties.

Then, the blackness took me. The sweet release of death.

It was only after what felt like a short time, that I started to awaken. I looked around. I had no clothes on, and I could see two statistics floating in the corner of my vision.

Level: 1.

Paizuri Points: 0.

I knew what a level was, but what the heck were paizuri points? I never even knew what the word paizuri meant. I never heard the word before.

I looked around. It appeared I was in some sort of dungeon. In fact, it was a cave, lit by some sort of phosphorescent mushrooms. It was damp, and chilly. I really wished I had some clothes on, or even a blanket.

I walked forward with my hand on the wall, guided by the mushrooms' glow, hoping to find some sign of a way out. It didn't take me long to discover that this wasn't a normal dungeon. This place was a labyrinth.

The passages were so complex and convoluted, I soon realized there was no way for me to figure out the way to go.

"Is there anyone here?" I cried.

"Please, help me!" a voice shouted back. It was a woman's voice, and she sounded terrified.

I ran to where the sound came from. There, I found a young woman, perhaps in her twenties. She had red hair, blue eyes, and a cute button nose.

"Are you okay?" I asked her.

"Oh, thank the gods," the woman replied. "My name is Tarragon. I've been wandering this labyrinth for days, and I'm so glad to have run into another adventurer. We have to stick together. We might die if we split up, you know."

I nodded.

"I'll stick by your side. My name is Rye, by the way. What do you know about this place? How do we get out of here? What are the paizuri points for? What is that word, paizuri?"

Tarragon brought her hand to her mouth in surprise.

"How... do you not know about paizuri points? Did you really enter the labyrinth without knowing what paizuri is? Oh, my. This is a problem."

She looked at my body, then spoke again.

"You're not even wearing any equipment. What level are you, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Uh. One."

"Oh, my. This is bad. Very bad. So, so, very very bad. Um. Okay. Let me think. I don't have any items you can use, and my equipment isn't great. I could probably use some of it to make some basic clothing, though. I have a crafting skill."

"That would be great. I'm cold."

"Right. Okay. Give me a minute."

Tarragon took a piece of rope, and a tattered old shirt, and started rubbing them between her cleavage.

"Whoa, what the fuck?" I shouted.

"Oh, I forgot. You don't know what paizuri is. Uh. Well. You see. Paizuri points are gained from sexual acts. They increase the stats, which makes you more powerful. I am currently level 5. My class is Paizurisage."

"S-s-sexual acts?!"

"Yes, paizuri refers specifically to, uh, when a man, well, uses his penis to stimulate a woman's breasts. So men gain paizuri points by rubbing their penis on the monsters they defeat, and women gain them with their breasts."

"So couldn't we upgrade our stats by doing paizuri with each other?"

"Only paizuri between a human and a monster can give paizuri points, since monsters are the source of all paizuri power. But those who have gained paizuri levels can use their paizuri skills to perform great feats. As I'm doing now."

Suddenly, there was a flash of light between Tarragon's breasts, and the materials she was holding had changed into a small bundle of cloth.

She handed the bundle to me.

I took the bundle and unfolded it, and found it was a small pair of pants and a tiny shirt, both made of soft cloth.

"Wow, thanks!" I said. I put the clothes on, and they magically adjusted to my size. I saw my stats rise slightly when I put them on.

"You should be able to survive low level monster encounters now," said Tarragon. "Unfortunately you still don't have a weapon, but hopefully we can find something from a chest or a monster drop."

As if on cue, a gelatinous blue creature in the shape of two round orbs bounded around the corner.

"Oh, we're in luck," said Tarragon. "There's a Booblob. Low level adventurers often grind on Booblobs, in more ways than one."

"Okay," I said with trepidation. "What do I do?"

"First you'll need to knock it out," Tarragon explained. "Then, when it's incapacitated, rub your penis between its two blue mounds to absorb its paizuri power."

"That... sounds like assault."

"Of course it's assault. It's a wild blob monster trying to kill you. Are you going to ask the mindless blob monster for consent before stopping it from killing you?"

"Well, no... but the penis stuff seems unnecessary."

"You'll stay underpowered if you worry about the feelings of killer monsters. The more you do it, the less weird it will seem, I promise."

"If you say so. So do I just... punch the monster, or what?"

"Sure. That should be okay."

I walked up and punched the Booblob in the rightmost orb. It bounced and undulated in a disturbingly arousing manner.

"Good hit, Rye. Now try kicking it."

"Okay, here goes nothing."

I could've sworn I heard the Booblob moan seductively as my foot connected with its other orb. Moments later, the Booblob flopped over and stopped moving.

"This is your chance, Rye! Get your penis out!"

"Uh, okay."

I pulled my pants down, and my dick was completely flaccid.

"I'm not hard," I said to Tarragon. "How am I supposed to do this?"

"That's because you're level 1. At the beginning you kinda need to force yourself to do paizuri to monsters. I'm sorry I don't have a better answer."

"It's fine. I just have to try, right?"

I put my hands on the two orbs of the Booblob and gently put my limp penis between them. I started rubbing my dick against the blob.

At first it was really gross and unpleasant, but after a few minutes of friction, I started getting turned on.

I continued thrusting between the Booblob's two orbs, and my cock became erect.

Two pointy nubs formed on the Booblob, and instinctively, I ran my thumbs over them. The Booblob writhed beneath me, and I felt myself starting to orgasm.

Just as I was about to cum, the Booblob popped like a balloon, splashing my chest with blue slime.

"LEVEL UP" appeared in the periphery of my vision, and I saw that I was now a Level 2 Paizurrior. I had gained enough Paizuri Points from that encounter to unlock the ability to use Long Swords.

I quickly wiped the blue slime off my chest, and pulled up my pants.

I noticed Tarragon was staring at me with her eyes wide.

"Are you okay, Tarragon?" I asked.

"I... Fine. I'm fine," said Tarragon. "That was just my first time seeing a man absorb Paizuri Power in person. It... was truly beautiful."

My face grew hot as I realized Tarragon watched me titty fuck a monster. This whole situation was so out of the ordinary that I didn't realize at the time that I was doing an extremely intimate action in full view of a very attractive woman, and as I looked back on what happened, I couldn't help but feel a bit embarrassed.

I decided to change the subject.

"What happened to the Booblob?" I asked.

"Its body disappeared," Tarragon replied. "Monsters can only maintain physical integrity if they have Paizuri Power within them. You took its power, so it dissolved."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Don't be. The pure concentration of Paizuri Power that causes the creation of a monster is harmful to the world. It's a hero's job to safely absorb their power and channel it into their own body."

"Am I really a hero, though? I'm just an outsider who got lost in a maze."

"Of course you're a hero. You, like me and many others, have been given a great opportunity to help this world with your bravery and your private parts. Don't feel shame because of your low level. Everyone starts at level 1. I started at level 1, and now I'm a level 5 Paizurisage."

Tarragon looked at the walls of the maze and sighed.

"Still, this is a terrible place to have a first encounter. It would have been preferable if you could have fought some monsters in the field before coming in here, but there's nothing we can do about that."

As we continued through the twisting pathways of the maze, I heard a shuffling noise down the hall.

"Sounds like a Boner," said Tarragon. "They're level 4. I'll take care of this."

As we got closer to the sound, I saw what appeared to be a skeleton with an erection.

Tarragon put her hands together and chanted some words I didn't understand. Then, an energy ball shot out from her bosom, knocking the Boner to the ground.

"Alright, here I go," said Tarragon as she untied her robe, exposing her pale, freckled breasts.

My jaw hung open as I observed the perfect, plump orbs of Tarragon's tits. They jiggled in the dim light, and her nipples were pert and inviting.

"Whoa, you're gonna do the breast thing?" I asked her.

"Of course," she answered. "I need Paizuri Points too, you know. Just sit back and watch, okay?"

Tarragon winked at me before pulling down the Boner's shorts. The skeleton's penis looked like a small spinal cord protruding from its pelvic bone. She spit on it, then wrapped her ample bosom around the bony protrusion.

The Boner groaned with pleasure, and its bones started clacking as Tarragon began moving her body up and down.

As the Boner moaned, its bones came apart, until the skeleton was reduced to a pile of loose bones. Tarragon continued to rub the skeleton's penis between her breasts until it finally released a stream of marrow into the air. Then it, too, fell apart.

Tarragon gasped with pleasure as her Paizuri Points rose.

"Ah, I'm still a ways away from a level up," she said as she caught her breath. "But that felt great."

"It looked great, too," I mumbled under my breath.

Tarragon bent over the pile of bones and picked up its femur.

"Here, Rye," she said as she handed the thigh bone to me. I saw my strength stat rise as I held it in my hands.

"I know you specialize in swords," said Tarragon, "but this bone will at least give you something to fight with until we get you something better."

"Thanks, Tarragon," I said as I tied the femur to the waistband of my pants, forming a makeshift scabbard.

We walked deeper into the maze, and encountered several more monsters. A couple more Boners and a Knoblob, which, Tarragon explained, was like a Booblob but phallic shaped instead of circular.

Together, we were able to beat each monster, and Tarragon showed me the recommended method for men to paizuri each of them.

"See, Rye," she said, "while I rub the Boner's erection between my breasts, you just put your penis on its sternum. The best way to defeat a Boner is to fuck its rib cage and cause its bones to rattle against each other, resulting in a pleasant vibrating sensation around your penis."

I did as she said, rubbing my cock up and down its breastbone. As I did, I watched up close as Tarragon took the Boner's erection between her ample breasts and rubbed its shaft.

"It's almost like we're having a threesome," I blurted out.

Tarragon's face turned red, and she averted her eyes from mine.

"Yes, well, just stay focused on the monster. We need to take its Paizuri Power as quickly as possible."

Despite her embarrassment, my comment seemed to cause Tarragon to go all out on her paizuri technique. Her hands moved at blinding speed and soon the Boner came.

The bones clattered, and the Boner fell apart, just like the others had. The points were divided up evenly between the two of us.

"Just as I thought, it's possible for party members to work together to share Paizuri Points and beat monsters faster," Tarragon said.

We encountered the Knoblob next. Knocking it out was no problem for us, but then we had an issue I couldn't figure out.

"It's completely phallus shaped," I pointed out. "How am I supposed to paizuri it?"

"This is going to feel kinda weird," said Tarragon, "but you see its jelly-like texture?"

I nodded.

"You're going to have to... make a hole."

"...Whaaaaat."

"Here, I'll help you. Lie down."

I had no reason not to trust Tarragon, so I pulled my pants down and lied down on the ground. She lifted up the small, unconscious jelly creature and put her fingers on one end. She applied pressure, and the creature gave way, producing an opening that my penis could fit inside. She then stretched the gooey opening over my penis like a condom.

"There you go," said Tarragon. "Now you can absorb its Paizuri Power safely."

I stood up, and the Knoblob stayed on my dick, giving me the appearance of having a big blue jelly cock.

"Alright," I said. "Open your robe."

"...Huh?"

"If I fuck your tits with this, we can share the points, right?"

"I-I-I guess... but... we just met each other."

"It's just for the points; it doesn't mean we're married or anything. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you that you don't want me to do."

Tarragon blushed and started untying her robe.

"...Alright. Let's make this quick."

It seemed strange that she was acting shy now, after she had no problem showing her breasts to me and titty-fucking other monsters in my presence.

When her robe was finally undone, she sat down, and I kneeled before her.

"Ready?" I asked.

"Ready," she nodded.

I slid the Knoblob down my shaft, then pressed it between her breasts. The Knoblob easily squished between her impressive mammaries, and the sight made my dick throb.

The Knoblob's jelly body squeezed and molded around my cock, and the sensations were mind blowing.

Tarragon rubbed her breasts against my shaft, and soon, I came inside the Knoblob.

"Sorry," I said. "I blew my load too early."

"Don't tell me that!" shouted Tarragon as she blushed. She looked down and saw the cloudy white fluid floating inside the Knoblob's body.

"Is that your... spunk?"

"Uh... it is."

"Wow. Uh. There's a lot of it."

Now I was the one blushing.

"I... I guess."

Tarragon squeezed her breasts even harder around the Knoblob, and my cock trembled in response.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Going for a Paizuri Passion Bonus. You can get 1.5 times more paizuri points if the man ejaculates during the paizuri, so the Knoblob's power will be greater."

"So you're milking me for more cum."

Tarragon smiled sweetly.

"Is that a problem?"

I was helpless in her presence.

"Hell no. Milk away, Tarragon."

I came again and again as Tarragon stroked my cock with her breasts, and I noticed that I was gaining a lot more points than I usually would have.

After the fifth time, I was completely spent, and the Knoblob finally burst, shooting the excess semen into the air. The blue and white goo splattered all over the two of us, and we both leveled up. Tarragon became a level 6 Paizurisage, and I became a level 3 Paizurrior.

"Whew," she said as she wiped the sweat from her forehead. "I like you, Rye. I think we should stick together from now on. We can get a lot of points as a party."

"Yeah," I said. "I want to be with you for a long time."

Admittedly, my motives for staying with Tarragon were for more than just level advancement.

"Good. Now let's find our way out of this maze."

After a few hours of walking, and defeating monsters, Tarragon and I finally found our way to the exit.

"Oh, thank goodness," Tarragon sighed. "We can finally get back to the town!"

"Sweet civilization!" I shouted. "About time!"

I wondered what further adventures awaited us. I looked over at Tarragon and smiled. This was bound to be my perfect paizuri paradise.