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Yunie treaded carefully through the forest ground, making sure not to make much noise. The moonlight was the only thing that lit the Night Elf's path. Her sword sheathed should any vicious wild animal attack her. Quietly and calmly she made her way towards her destination, an Orc encampment near the swamp lands.
Yunie had never really considered herself a part of the alliance cause. She was a rogue, a pirate, and she was damn proud of it. The only reason she had joined was due to the gold she could make in the market. But she grew tired of the alliance, and its cause. It didn't help much when in every raid, the alliance was always beaten, badly. No, Yunie was a pirate,a very attractive pirate, she stood at a mere 5' 5", enticing green eyes, just like her hair. As she traveled towards the Orc camp, wearing black leather pants, leather boots and a white swashbuckler's shirt, the shirt always giving viewers a good look at her big 36EE breasts. She relished in the fact that many an alliance member have dropped their jaws every time they saw her walk by, swaying her hips to tease them. But it frustrated her knowing that, despite the many companions she had. None could please her the way she wanted. She thought of them as wimps and inadequate, however, her hunger for sex was big, and she settled for whoever she could find.
Having arrived at her location, she hid amongst the bushes as she saw the Orc Camp, this was no mere camp either, it was a military camp, many tents lined up, a whole tribe of Orc warriors were hunkering down in this area. Before she had left, she had made the pre-text that she was going to spy on the Orcs, the truth of the matter was the opposite. She had had it with the alliance and wanted to join the Horde, she felt that there definitely was more opportunity for money here, and the men here by all means did not look anything like the wimps from the alliance. Yunie licked her lips just thinking of the possibilities. Beyond where she was hiding, she could see a group of five gruesome, ugly Orc soldiers squatting down around a fire, all of them dressed in standard soldier leather armor except for one. The biggest, and meanest looking of them all was dressed in plate armor. "A general" Yunie thought to herself "He'll let me join, especially if I give them information about the alliance." She thought to herself cleverly. She continued listening to the Orcs for a while longer, as they were feasting and laughing, re-telling raid stories, of how they have beaten the alliance so many times and how they were nothing but wimps. "hmm... With that in common, getting in should be a synch" Yunie thought to herself. Then her eyes widen as one of the Orcs stood up and started sniffing in her direction, it gave a wicked grin, then it turned towards the Orc general and whispered something to his ear. "Shit! They've discovered me! If I don't make a move, they'll think I'm here spying on them!" Soon all 5 Orcs were staring in her general direction and were soon grabbing their axes. "Shit! Think Yunie think!"
Letting her instincts take over, she simply strutted out of the forest and walked towards the 5 Orcs, her pirate shirt unbuttoned a little to expose her big breasts. If it worked with the humans, it should work with them as well, she thought. A cheerful, but nervous tone in her voice. "Boys," she exclaimed, "no need to grab your weapons, I don't come here to spy on you."
"You're an elf!" Said one of the orcs, in a hoarse voice, his overweight body struggling to stand up, an axe in hand, "We don't need no other reason to cut you up in little pieces."
'Now, now friends' Interfered the general whose name was Trogg. "Let her speak, we'll see if what she has to say is worthy of her life being spared" he said with an evil grin, bearing his sharp teeth.
Composing herself, Yunie straightened herself up, "I wish to be a horde member," The Orcs looked at her in confusion, looked at each other, then laughed heartily, "and I know where the alliance will attack next" she continued trying not to be intimidated by their laughter, not that it mattered because they laughed even louder.
"Pathetic little elf," said the general, "You honestly think any of what you've said is of any use to us? We already know of the alliance plans, and what's more, even IF they have attacked us by surprise, we still would beat them... as we usually do", the orcs joined in laughter. Scared thinking that they might decide to cut her to bits, she started pacing backwards. Surprised as she saw two of the Orcs behind her, covering her escape path. Two others with axes in their hands started walking towards her as Trogg sat and watched with an ugly grin, "planning on going somewhere elf?" he said laughing. "I thought you wanted to be a part of the Horde?" he said cackling. Thinking quickly, she thought of the only way to get out of this situation alive.
"Oh but I really do lord Trogg" I said with a coy smile. "I'm sick and tired of those wimps from the alliance lord," I said swaying my hips back and forth as I slowly walked toward him, the ugly beast staring at me questioningly. "I should've never doubted the strength of the Horde army, and if you have no need for a spy, then I'll gladly offer any other services." I said giggling nervously.
The vicious looking Orc stared down at me, smiling wickedly. "ANYTHING?" he asked, licking his lips. I nodded knowing exactly what he meant, I figured if I was going to try and get out of this alive, and get to join the horde, I might as well give in. Seeing their rippling muscles I knew they could tear me apart easily, yet, at the same time, it also excited me. I knew Orcs were no pushovers, my curiosity was getting the better of me and I wanted to find out how ruthless they could really be. He Barked in laughter. "You must be so desperate to want to join the horde pathetic little she-elf" he said.
"Oooh Of course Lord Trogg" I cooed seductively, "I just never felt to be a member of the alliance anymore, I know now no army is as strong as the horde's army lord, and I would be glad to service it in anyway possible" I said with emphasis, giggling wickedly.
The ugly green beast grinned, "Oh you will be doing a lot of servicing, she-elf bitch" he said and quickly pulled up the loincloth underneath his armor, revealing the biggest, slimiest and wart-filled green cock I've ever seen. My eyes went wide, hypnotized by the sheer size of the mammoth cock it must have been 13 inches long and 3 inches wide. The other orcs simply laughed after seeing my reaction. "Strip for me bitch," he barked at me, stroking his giant cock. "If you're going to be a member of the horde, then you will have to please all of us." he barked.
Regaining my senses I simply nodded and cooed, "mmm yes Lord Trogg." I slowly started stripping off my clothes, dancing seductively, all the orc's sat down again to enjoy the show. Swaying my hips from side to side, I slowly bent over and removed my leather boots and pants, the Orcs hoot and hollered as I stood there dancing with only a sheer swashbuckler's shirt and a lacy thin red thong. I was feeling flushed, my pussy was getting wet, I was dancing to seduce five members of one of the ugliest races of Azeroth, and I was loving it. Soon all five Orcs were sporting huge slimy, warty green cocks in their hands, which only turned me on more. I turned my back towards the general, looking back at him enticingly, I teasingly rubbed and smacked my ass cheeks a couple of times. Having removed my shirt I now stood in front of the Orcs dancing completely naked except for my sheer, thin, red thong. I was about to remove it, when Trogg interrupted.
"Good wench, leave your thong on, now come here and service your new master" He said with a grin. Having him say that struck a cord in me. I had never been a slave, I preferred being on my own, making my own rules, but it felt soooo good coming from him. I nodded in response to my new master and kneeled in front of the towering beast, I eagerly took his giant slime covered green cock in my hands and started stroking it with both hands as it was too big around. I giggled wickedly as I heard the Orc general starting to moan as I stroked his huge member, and hungrily I started taking his green bulbous cock head into my mouth, moaning in pleasure. My pussy getting wetter at just the thought. There I knelt, a night elf, a member of the alliance kneeling down in front of five monstrous looking Orcs, and I was servicing one of them almost completely nude.
I felt the Orcs strong big hands jerking my long emerald hair in his hands as he tried to shove more of his cock into my mouth, relaxing my throat I took as much of his cock as I could in my mouth, gagging, I looked up at him smiling as I moaned on his giant member. "Mmmm yeah bitch, I bet you like that Orc cock don't you? You slutty elf" I popped his cock out of my mouth for a moment, leaving a strand of saliva on it.
"Mmmm yes Lord Trogg," I replied, "I was starting to get tired of wimpy human dicks" I replied with a wicked smile before engulfing the slimy green cock into my mouth again. The Orcs laughed at my reply.
"Maybe we were wrong about you she-elf, the horde can definitely use your services for raising the troops morale." the Orc said with a wicked grin, groaning louder, the other 4 orc's high fived each other at the news. "But before we do," He continued, "you will have to prove your loyalty to the horde bitch", the other four Orcs laughed and mumbled amongst themselves.
"Mmmmm anything for the Horde, master Trogg."I said. He grinned at my reply.
"Exactly," and with that, he pulled my mouth off of his cock, and grabbed me from the waist and carried me under his arm like a rag doll and took me into his tent, the other Orcs stayed behind, knowing well not to interfere, lest they had a death wish.
