The Fourth Morning
When Giselle awoke, she found Geoff lying next to her with his head propped up on his hand, admiring her. She smiled and mirrored his pose.
âGood morning, Tiger. If you are going to stare a hole through me, you could at least let me know so I could make myself a little more presentable.â
âI canât imagine you any more presentable than you are at this moment,â he rejoined. âI feel much better this morning, thanks to you. Really. I just felt like I needed to get up and do
something
, so I decided to explore a bit.â
âYou are
supposed
to be resting. So, you were
exploring
⊠what, the âcavernâ between my boobs?â
âSorry,â he replied, not sounding the least bit like he was. âI got sidetracked. I snooped around one of the passages we hadnât looked into yet and found something really bizarre.â
âYou found something âreally bizarreâ in
this
place?â she asked bemusedly.
He laughed.
âSee for yourself!â
Giselle accepted Geoffâs hand up and followed him through the previously unexplored passageway. The boulder almost completely filled the chamber in which it stood. They could see over its top â barely. There was enough space to comfortably move single-file between the boulder and the chamberâs rock wall. Neither Geoff nor Giselle had a clue how such a massive piece of rock had come to rest in so small a chamber, although both suspected it was not a natural occurrence.
They made their way around its perimeter, Geoff in the lead. Suddenly, Giselle reached out and grabbed the back of his tunic, restraining him from taking another step.
âCareful,â she cautioned. âYou almost stepped on it.â
Geoff followed the direction of her gaze and saw⊠the hilt of a sword.
The sword lay at right angles to their path; he
would
have stepped on it with his next footfall. The hilt was elongated, designed for a two-handed grip, like a Claymore or Giselleâs
shinobikatana.
The handguard was a straight, somewhat-oval-shaped bar. There were rounded tips at either end, matching the pommel. It was difficult to determine how long the double-edged blade was, for only a few inches of blade above the handguard were visible. The rest extended under the great stone that occupied most of the room.
âThey are messing with us,â was Geoffreyâs muttered curse.
Giselle stifled a grin at his use of the American idiom.
âThen we should mess with them right back,â she replied. âThis is
your
weapon. The Arcturans want to see if you are cunning enough to secure it. I am thinking this is a warriorâs âgraduation exerciseâ in their society.â
After several fruitless pushes, he got nowhere in moving the huge piece of rock. His level of frustration was evident.
âI see what you mean about people âjerking your chain.â What do I do
now?
â he expounded angrily.
âA King would
know
what to do,â was her reply.
He caught himself before he snapped off something he knew they would both regret later. Instead, he thought back to what she had said before about
what kings do
.
âVery well,
Minister
,â he retorted with as much good cheer as he could muster. âWhat would
you
recommend?â
âDonât raise the bridge; lower the river. Dig,â she replied cheerily.
â
Dig
?â he inquired.
âThatâs right. Dig.
Dirt floor.
â
Even in the semi-light, his embarrassment was obvious.
âI am
so stupidâŠ.
â
He used the belt knife to carefully dig a furrow under and around the blade, doing his utmost to avoid contact with the edge. Once he was through the top crust, the soft soil beneath displaced easily in his bare hands. After a while, he had all but a few inches at the tip exposed. He was at an impasse; he could not reach far enough in to unearth those last few inches.
âIâm not sure what to do now,â he called out. âIâve dug as far in as I can reach. Perhaps if I can just move the stone an inch or two, I mightâŠ.â
With a grinding crunch, the stone above him slammed into the opposite wall. The sword sprang free in his hand. Sensing an imminent rebound, Geoff quickly rolled away in the opposite direction â just as the stone rolled back into its original position. He peered up into Giselleâs innocently-smiling face. She shrugged her shoulders just a little.
âThe bottom of the boulder must be irregularly shaped, forming a natural fulcrum. Your digging probably unbalanced it just enough to allow me to roll it. It wasnât
all that
. Iâm hungry. Letâs go up front and have some lunch. Then, we can take a closer look at what you have.â
Giselle exited the chamber and headed for the front of the cave. Geoff rested the sword on the chamber floor against the wall, then gave a few exploratory heaves against the stone.
Nothing
; not even a twitch. He decided it really had been âall thatâ after all. He picked up his prize and hurried after his retreating companion. Who
was
this complex, mysterious woman?
What
was she?
*****
Geoff worked while he ate, polishing the weapon with one of the hand towels his companion had requisitioned from the Arcturans. They and a goodly stack of
MREs
were part of the booty she had received for some unexplained previous action. He suspected it had something to do with the terrible row he had heard outside the cave entrance the night before. Early that morning, before he had begun his exploration of the cave, he had stepped outside to see what there was to see. Of course, there had been nothing. He hadnât expected there to be. By then, he was familiar with the Arcturans and their âchallengesâ. While he polished, Giselle typed at her computer keyboard.
The challenges may have been the stuff of fantasy but the sword was something real. It was about six inches longer than Giselleâs overall. It had more heft to it, yet was well balanced for both striking and thrusting. It felt natural in his hands. Beneath the caked-on dirt, the metal was brightly polished. As he had suspected, it had an edge as well. A casual brush of blade against fabric had accidentally sliced his fatigues without his even realizing it. Despite being pinned beneath the massive stone, it appeared to be none the worse for wear.
It finally hit him while he was cleaning the blade.
The Sword in the Stone!
âThe SwordâŠ
under
the Stone?â
He mulled those words carefully in his mind after uttering them aloud. Giselle giggled at him.
âI was wondering how long it would take you to catch on,â she responded. âI heard that version on
The History Channel
. Arthur rallied his knights to roll the stone away, allowing
him
to recover Excalibur. That is the mark of a
true
King, just as I said before; not some macho feat of personal strength. Personally, I think that version has much more credence than the original. I guess the Arcturans watch our television as well as movies.â
He looked at her sheepishly.
âBut in the end, I
used
a âmacho feat of strengthâ, as you put it, to free the sword. It wasnât even my own.â
Giselle smiled bemusedly, cupped his chin in her hand and kissed him lightly on the lips.
âNo, you did
not
,â she replied. âYou
used your intellect
. You surveyed the resources available to you and used them to your best advantage, as a true King would. Arthur himself could not have done it better.â
âI had help,â Geoff confessed.
âSo did Arthur. He had the counsel of Merlin, plus Guinevere, Lancelot, and all the Knights of the Round Table. In the manner of all great Kings, he added their special gifts to his own, just as you did today. In fact,
I
believe you
are
the legend come to life. I think every girl, at one time or another, fantasizes about having a
legendary
love affair. Iâll bet every one of them would be jealous of me right now.â
Geoffrey smiled.
âIs that your
professional
opinion?â he asked.
The Platinum-haired Amazon smiled coyly.
âRemember, you heard it here first,â she cooed. â
Fuck
âprofessionalâ.â
âFor an American, you are exceptionally well-versed in what makes Kings great,â he opined. âI believe that to be just one of
your
special gifts.â
She smiled and shook her head from side to side.
âI have but one special gift,â she replied softly, âand I have the pleasure of addressing him right now.â
âDo you really believe this isâŠâ
â
Excalibur
?â Giselle interjected. She shrugged her shoulders a little. âFor want of a better name, why not? This is a fitting sword of Kings, recovered by a King in a manner befitting its legend. As to whether it lives up to its reputation, that will be determined by the one who wields it.â
âI am not a King yet. It will be a long time before I sit on a throne.â
âYou are a king to me,â she purred. â
You
are the eight-hundred-pound gorilla. You may sit wherever you wish.â
Geoff stood up, walked over to where she sat, and peered down at what she was typing. Giselle looked a bit embarrassed. She was just about to say something when she was interrupted.
âHey Boss, whoâs the bimbo with the Arkansas Toothpick?â
Geoff looked quickly from side to side, attempting to spot whom had spoken.
â
Cold as ice, Joy Boy. Try under your nose.â
âSadie,
stop
that,â Giselle spoke quietly, âYouâre embarrassing me.â
Geoff lowered his gaze toâŠ
Giselleâs computer?
âThere you go, Slick. It looks like youâve got
half
a brain after all. How about it, Boyfriend? Double or nothing?â
âOh, this is
exactly
what I need,â Geoff declared, a note of irritation in his voice. âI am being insulted by a
Game Boy with delusions of grandeur!â
âOoooo, sorry Sparky; you lost the bet. Hereâs Don Pardo to describe your consolation prize.â
âIsnât there a round of
Donkey Kong