âBut the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.â
- Rudyard Kipling
Mikey Blair had to pee. He had been putting it off for the past twenty minutes, not wanting to get out of his snug, warm bunk. It was
cold
out there in comparison. He really liked summer camp, liked being in the woods of northern Wisconsin, away from his folks and the dull sameness of Elmhurst. But all the activities and running around always made him really thirsty. He drank too much water, and it had to go
somewhere
. He usually got up at least once in the middle of each night, and it was time now.
He threw the covers off, rolled out onto the cold, hard wooden floor, and padded softly towards the cabin door, to the sound of crickets outside and a lot of snoring inside. Once out the door, He went up the path a ways before turning into the woods. He was
supposed
to go to the latrine but that was a couple hundred yards away. That was too far; he couldnât hold it that long. Even so, he wanted to make certain he was far enough away from the cabin that his cabin mates wouldnât smell it in the morning. That would have been almost as bad as peeing the bunk.
The angel came for him just as he was finishing his business. Mikey wasnât particularly religious â never had been â but he knew this apparition was an angel. She had to be an angel; only God made titties like those! She wasnât dressed like an angel, though. The child expected white robes, wings, and halo and there was none of that. This wasâŠ
scarier
. Maybe she was an
avenging
angel. Whatever she was, she did have a really nice smile, dimples and all â except for her eyes. They looked sad, tired, like she had carried the weight of the world on her shoulders for a long, long time.
The angel had magically whisked Mikey out of the woods and into a place he couldnât begin to describe, the kind of place that only a childâs imagination can truly do justice. It wasnât Heaven; this was
better
, like a spaceship in the movies! There he stood, in this magical place, confronting this gorgeous vision of a woman - with his shorts around his ankles. He was so embarrassed, he wished he
had
peed the bunk instead. The angel was good about it. She bit her lower lip and only smiled a little as the child pulled his shorts up. The beautiful angel with the sad, tired eyes took Mikeyâs hand, sat him down, and told him a story. Before returning him to the woods, the angel made him promise:
never again!
The First Day
She had been feet-dry on that desert rock only six hours. They had clashed twice already. These had been probes, really. They were feeling each other out, testing for strengths and weaknesses.
Reconnaissance
. That was nothing new for her; she had practiced the craft for a long, long time.
At six feet, she was no Shrinking Violet. Still, he was bigger, broader. Not Shaq-sized, by any means; but really solid. He was strong, too. Two hours on, her jaw still ached â and that had been a
glancing
blow. She had seen the sweeping roundhouse right from her peripheral vision and had spun in the opposite direction, away from the punch â almost. The last time she had seen that many stars had been⊠well, a long time ago. But that had been on another planet.
The Golganthan, as the Praetor had called him, was of porcine evolution, but not like any friendly farmyard Hampshire hog. Forget about Porky Pig, too. This one was more like a surly, three-hundred-pound Arkansas Razorback with tusks to match. Still, he was bipedal, intelligent, and she had learned to stay out of range of those massive arms. His bulk made him slower and his limbs were jointed. That was one point of vulnerability, as her spinning foot sweep had proven. Howâs your head, Sparky? If you want to be King of
this
Hill, youâre gonna have to work for it.
Who gave a ratâs ass about
this
place? It was just another nameless, faceless battlefield, like all the rest. It was the âhillâ back home she was worried about. The rules of the contest were simple. There were two of you; one from Earth, one from Golgantha.
You fought. You won â or you died. The catch was, if
you
died, so did your planet â the
whole
planet, and all life on it. Gee, no pressure
there
âŠ. Oh, by the way; the entire Arcturan Empire was watching you, real-time. Offices and stores closed. They even let the kiddies out of school. Wasnât that special?
The Praetor had shown her the real-time holographic image of the starship, in orbit high above Arcturus Prime. The engineer in her admired its clean, elegant lines. It was a beautiful âstyling statementâ â if you ignored fact that it was designed to
destroy planets
. The ship had its own portal generators; it could be anywhere in the charted Universe in moments. The Praetor assured her the coordinates for Golgantha â and Earth â had already been plotted and locked into the cruiserâs mainframe. She had asked the Praetor what they called the ship. He told her â1jb29742GL385W9.â She glibly asked if they called it â1jbâ for short. That hadnât gone over well.
A contestant started with nothing. As you proved your worth, you gained access to food, medical kits, clothing and other logistical supplies, increasingly complex and lethal weaponry, even teammates. To her, it sounded like one of those wretched kidsâ video games â or a bad episode of
Star Trek
. Apparently, the Arcturans ate this stuff up.
The Praetor had conducted a quasi-interview, asking her name, occupation and a little about herself, in order to introduce her to her âaudienceâ. He had made a big deal about her being unemployed.
Yeah, thanks, Buster; itâs a real joy for me, too
. He then asked about the special significance of her middle name in her culture. What famous person or persons had carried that name? There were a few, she knew, but no one that really stood out. She asked what significance that might have?
The Praetor avowed that in Arcturan culture, those who carried a famous middle name were thought to carry the qualities of that famous person, if not being the actual reincarnation. This was an especially popular tradition within their warrior class. She smiled sadly and shook her head, not really surprised this particular piece of macho bullshit extended beyond her own race. She observed out loud she thought that was the dumbest thing she had ever heard â which was probably not the smartest thing
she
had ever done. She started The Tournament with nothing but the clothes on her back â and the determination to win, no matter what.
In her initial inspection of the area, she had found a cave, which she now called âhomeâ. An investigation of the cave itself had turned up a nearly endless maze of rear passages and chambers. One chamber had a running spring. She hesitated to drink from it without the proper testing equipment or even decon tablets. Still, she
was
thirsty and the Praetor had indicated The Arena would provide at least minimal life support.
She decided to take a chance. She was rewarded with the coldest, slightly sweet water she had tasted in a long time. It was almost like Lake Michigan water, the way it had been in her childhood - before the ocean-going ships and industrial plants had polluted it. At least, she wouldnât die of thirst. She wondered if her opponent (she thought he was male) had found similar accommodations and imagined he had.
They had each taken their lumps in their two short, frenzied encounters. She had not dwelled on the minor injuries. With the help of her spirit guide, she would heal quickly. The Praetor contacted her, via holographic projection. He had complimented them both on their display of unarmed combat. She hadnât really shown them
anything
; at this early stage, she didnât want them to know what she was capable of.
They would each be granted two edged weapons; a sword and hand knife. All she had to do was ask and/or describe them, the Praetor had said, and they would appear. She should not bother asking for more lethal weaponry at this stage because it would not be granted.
In addition, the Praetor had intoned, they would each receive one teammate of Arcturan choosing. It was an unusual move at this stage of the game, he related, but they were â how did you humans put it? â âtweakingâ the rules to make it more interesting.
Yeah, right. Câmere, Bud; Iâll give you a âtweakâ you will NEVER forget!
She could just imagine the kind of âteammateâ they were going to saddle her with, but she would worry about that when the time came. As for the
weapons
, that choice was
easy
âŠ.
Within moments of describing where to find it, her
shinobikatana
was there: forty-two inches overall, with long, cloth-wrapped handle, wide, square
tsubo
handguard, and a black
saya
scabbard that sheathed a straight, single-edged blade. Unlike others of its kind,
this
blade had been folded two hundred times during forging for additional strength, in the traditional
samurai katana
manner.
Sharp?
Oh, yeah
. Flesh or bone made little difference; it was all in the technique. This was neither a ceremonial prop nor a decoration meant to hang over a fireplace. This was a working weapon whose predecessors had seen thirteen centuries of continuous service in the hands of other
ronin
. She had worked hard on developing her
kobudo
skills â but she wasnât going to tell the Praetor
that
, either.
Instead of a traditional
tanto
, she chose a more modern knife, one she had grown to trust through
her
years of service; the double-edged Gerber Mark II. The knife went on her belt. The customized harness on the swordâs scabbard allowed her to drape it diagonally across her back and secure it in place, allowing her to draw the sword smoothly over her left shoulder.
She felt the ripple in the fabric of space behind her. It was a portal opening and closing; she knew that from the experience of her own transport to this place. There was no mistaking that tingly, almost crawling sensation. She sensed, rather than saw the presence behind her. She didnât know what it was, but it was
alive
.
No untrained human eye would have been able to comprehend the speed and grace of her movement. It was as though she had turned herself inside-out. One moment, she had been facing the caveâs entrance; the next, she was facing itâs inner recesses in the forward stance, back straight, back leg extended, sword held firmly in hand-over-hand grip, extended straight forward, edge parallel to the ground. That edge rested lightly against the side of his neck. Her surprise nearly equaled his. They stood there for several moments, openly gaping at each other.
Finally, he glanced sideways, and slightly down.
âThank you, but I have
already
shaven today.â
She flushed red and lowered, then spun the blade around to smoothly re-sheathe it over her shoulder. He dabbed at his neck, noting the thin trickle of blood. She fumbled for the cloth at her belt â and an apology. She offered him both.
âUm, sorry. I wasnât expecting company so soon.â
âIâm rather glad you
werenât
. I wouldnât fancy the cauldrons of boiling oil streaming down from the parapets.â
Maybe she could convince him she had
really bad
sunburn; she was certainly red enough at that moment. Damn, this wasnât like her
one bit
. She was
never
this nervous around men.
Then again, this wasnât just
any