Miranda finished her shift for the day and made for the pub as she always did on Thursdays. The sight of a female in the drinking establishment was once an almost room-silencing one, but that time had long since passed. Miranda was as much a member of the place as the men were.
In a small off side town, such happenings were less impressive than if they had occurred in a major city. Here almost everyone knew everyone else, and the town was, for the most part, a peaceful friendly place. Miranda had been visiting the corner pub for as long as she had been working as a midwife and had drinking friends she knew by first name.
Miranda, for her part, could hold her liquor rather well and would on occasion challenge one of the present to a friendly competition. Sometimes she won, sometimes she lost. She didn't much care, and neither did anyone else. For many of the males in the establishment the sight of the pretty female off her face was near irresistible and more often than not Miranda had almost found herself upstairs with one or more of them.
Tonight Miranda strode purposefully down the road, an almost evil glint in her eyes as deep inside her body her nerves twinged and her pussy gently pulsed. Each step brought to life a new flame inside it as though the walls of her lady cave were stone and flint. Muscles jumped and fingers flexed as her heart raced.
Tonight she would be the one enticing men upstairs.
Miranda was thirteen drinks into a battle over full pints of lager and had the entire bar in uproar. The man before her, a huge lorry-driving man, slammed his jug down and spat into it, burping disgustingly. Miranda placed hers down and slowly, methodically drew her fingers enticingly up her stomach, trailing an invisible line up to her chest where she ever so casually flicked another button on her blouse open. The pressure beneath the shirt was revealed a little more as her ballooning breasts forced their way evermore outward. The crowd cheered and cooed at the obvious egging on. Another round was passed to them and she leaned sexily over it.
'You game, boy?' More hungry calls and laughter from the crowd. Someone behind her reached out and pinched her butt, and with lightning quick reflexes she kicked up a heel, the sharp point of her high heels cutting a line on his wrist as she turned and taunted him over her shoulder.
'Mmm, tut tut, mister. You'll just have to wait your turn-y turn.' She blew a kiss and he rubbed his wrist, half grinning, half frustrated. Miranda turned back and grasped the glass with both hands.
'1...' Came the count.
'2...'
'3!' They threw back their heads, Miranda sucking the liquid down.
She slammed the jug down and belched, grinning as she saw him finishing his still. He gulped and stepped back, a huge smile on his face.
Then, he emptied the last fourteen pints onto the floor next to the table. People jumped back from the river. Miranda made "aww" and "oooh" sounds, cooing the man in his struggles.
When he had recovered, glaring at anyone that dared to laugh at him with bared fists, Miranda leant over the table once more. Without a word, she beckoned him to her with a finger. He came to her and she slipped a hand around his massive arm, leading him towards the stairs as the entire bar broke into fits of catcalling, shouting and cheering.