Nigkala Tales Pt. 37: The World is Hollow
But it's not our world
Thanks to my editor kenjisato. Also, to LanguageTool. Combined, they put me right. Any problems left all belong to me.
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Asteroid 2019 OK was discovered twenty-four hours before it was set to whiz past the Earth at a distance of just 48,000 miles, traveling at 55,000 miles per hour. It was estimated to measure between 195 and 425 feet (60 to 130 meters) in diameter.
What if such a meteor had hit? Our heroine finds out...
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Apparently, my cosplay gained the attention of the marketing people of Viking Cruises. They liked my Valkyrie outfit so much, they hired me to play the role on their cruise ships for a year. While I started out doing cruises in northern Europe, I wound up on a number of different cruise routes. Today marked the second time I was embarking on the 'Panama Canal & Central America' cruise. I was on greeting duty wearing my leather armor and helmet, but without my weapons. My name tag proclaimed me to be Ricci Olafdottir, Valkyrie, and had the cruise line's logo.
While the employees are not normally allowed to seriously fraternize with the guests, I had negotiated an exception. I could not ask, but I could accept. Somehow, the guests always learned this the first day, and as I made the rounds of the various bars on the ship telling stories, I would get multiple invitations. I usually accepted three or four, spaced throughout the night. Sometimes, I had to act as a bouncer. When I did, just standing there was sufficient for most, and An's power sufficed for the few that it wasn't.
Three times a day, I demonstrated my battle skills in full armor. One guest came up to me, clearly interested in my equipment. So I said, "Do you have some questions about my equipment?"
"Yes. It looks so real."
"That's because it is. Would you like to examine it more closely?"
"May I?"
"You may. Take my shield, and hold it like you are defending." I handed him my shield.
"It's heavy."
"Yes. The wood is easily replaceable, and blunts many attacks. The metal backing helps against those who would use bullets. I haven't had anyone shoot at me with bullets yet. Part of being a true warrior was to be strong enough to carry your equipment into battle, and fight there for hours."
"That seems unlikely."
"Yet, it is true. I have been in battle, dressed this way."
"You have? For hours?"
"Quite so. When I custom made this armor, I tested it with the local Live Action Role Play group. Most don't last too long, because they tire out, but I would just engage another. After a long day, I would relax, telling stories of the day's battles, then heading to someone else's tent for some horizontal battles."
"You fought lying down?"
"And without armor... or clothing."
"Oh!... Um... What are these marks on the back of the shield?"
"The Vikings believed runes could have magical power. These represent that."
"I thought they didn't believe in magic."
"Oh, they surely did. Freya was a goddess of magic, and Odin created the magic of the runes."
He handed me the shield, and I put it back on.
"How about the sword?"
"You may not swing it, but I'll let you see how heavy it is." I handed it to him.
"It's lighter than I expected. Kind of big, though."
"My size lets me make good use of a bigger sword. However, it is heavier than most swords. Remember, in battle you aren't merely holding it, but you are swinging it a lot. That takes more strength than a shield." I took the sword back, and put it back in its sheath.
"Thank you. I look forward to hearing your tales tonight."
After he left, a woman came to me and asked, "What made you get into playing the hero? It's not something most women want."
"Quite so. I grew up on adventure books, and loved the ones with a woman heroine. So I worked hard, learned to fight, and later to make costumes, and now, here I am. A real-life hero. Or, at least, I like to think so."
"You're not an actor?"
"Well, I actually am, but I am also a trained fighter. It makes looking the part a lot easier."
I usually fielded a number of questions after each demo. While I also had questions in the bars, I often would be more in character, even to affecting a Norse accent. After all the time I spent as a Valkyrie, I had plenty of stories to last the four trips I would make on each of several cruises. I never repeated a story, but I did change a few details depending on who was listening. I wanted my stories to incite passion, not trouble, or disgust.
While people were spellbound with my stories, I usually sought the sickest in the room, and applied Inanna's healing. Most times, it was fairly simple, like sea-sickness or drunkenness, but occasionally it was something more. I tried to do only non-seen healing. If I felt someone needed something more, I would try to do some more powerful healing while they were asleep.
Mornings, I often hung out near the pool, or in the gym. Few recognized me, as the armor obscured my four breasts. I chose not to be too provocative, as I was 'entertainment', and didn't want complaints. As for my nightly sex, I only accepted requests from singles or threesomes with a married couple.
When we arrived at Cozumel, Mexico, I got to play tourist, but I had some responsibility for keeping a group of twenty-or-so passengers thinking they were safe in the ruins of San Gervasio. There, we saw where the locals worshiped Ix Chel, a Mayan goddess. We also saw lots of iguanas.
The next day, we got to see the Altun Ha ruins in Belize. These Mayan ruins were the first we saw with a pyramid. Heck, the local beer, "Belikin", used it as their logo. Again, I was there to 'protect' them should the need arise.
The day after, we were in Roatán, Honduras, as this place was known for the Carambola Gardens. Forty acres of wildlife and wilderness, designed for scenic views. This place was so well tended, I wasn't needed.
Then we had a day at sea, where the guests were told about the ecosystem of the Caribbean. I slept in, then headed to the gym, before I had my first demo of the day. With the guests on board all day, they were a lot livelier at the shipboard bars, so I kept them entertained with stories.
We arrived in Puerto Limón, Costa Rica, the next day, and the day after in Colón, Panama. Again, I stayed on ship, as this was essentially a city visit, followed by two days at sea. A tropical storm kept us wet from a distance, as we sailed. But it was headed to the gulf, and we would be leaving ahead of it.
Jamaica had the Dunn's River Falls. I used one of my 'free' days to walk them as a tourist. However, the local guides for our trip had me helping out everyone in the slippery water of the stepped falls. I didn't really mind, as I would have done it anyway, but the guests were grateful, nonetheless. The extra water from the storm didn't help, but at least they didn't cancel the trip. While there was time for the hour-and-a-half trip, we did have to get back on board without delay, so we could leave ahead of the storm.
The plan was to head west quickly, and then curl around the island and head east before the storm caught up to us. We were heading west, nearing the turning point, when the captain got a scary alert. It wasn't about the weather, but rather, a large meteor was found very close to the earth, and coming closer. They didn't know if it would hit, but it would be very close. Also, it was termed a 'city killer' sized meteor.
First, the captain increased the ship's speed, with a general announcement that we were trying to outrun the storm to avoid problems. Next, the captain quietly called several meetings to pass the word among the crew that we should prepare to handle panicked guests. He also reiterated all the safety procedures, so they would be fresh in our minds. As I was in one of the earlier meetings, I quickly got familiar with what I needed to do, and then, instead of waiting for the captain's next announcement, I pulled in An's power to give us a stiff tail wind. Nothing too noticeable, at first, but slowly adding to our speed. I kept it up until we needed to turn.
It was shortly after we rounded the island, that the captain spoke to everyone.
"All hands, all hands, everyone, please pay attention. Astronomers just discovered a large meteor heading Earth's way, and not that far away. It will likely miss, but if it doesn't, I want us headed to someplace we can safely ride it out. We expect it to pass in less than twenty-four hours, so we will be sailing non-stop to get in the deeper ocean waters near here. We will blow past Fort Lauderdale, our expected destination, so we can get far from land. Earlier, I briefed the crew about ship safety procedures, so please ask them sooner rather than later. If the worst happens, we will require all non-essential personnel to stay in their cabins. That is all."
Well, that put the hornet's nest among the guests. Again, I gave the ship a tail wind, but a little stronger this time. I did my best to calm everyone, including using An's authority to quiet them from time to time. I even did a fair rendition of the movie, "The Princess Bride", to lighten the mood in the largest bar. I used my storytelling skills to captivate everyone, so they would forget their fear for a while. Several others helped out, playing assorted parts. I played Fezzik, of course, but I also did a lot of narration for the other parts. By the time I finished, the bar was packed to overflowing.
I followed that with a recounting of "Alice in Wonderland", to the amusement of many. By then, it was late, so I told everyone to head to bed, and get some rest. Most left immediately, but some, like me, had a late-night meal first.
In the morning, I learned we had passed Fort Lauderdale, and were headed away from land at top speed. That's when we learned it would hit. Earth had no defense, as sending up a nuke was not guaranteed to work, and could make things far worse. We kept running for the deep ocean water, and even used the Gulf Stream to speed us on our way. I made a satellite call to Filipe, to reassure each other we were safe. Our neighbors came and stayed in our underground theater, as it was the best protected place about, and Isis was warding all three homes with her telekinetic shield, just in case it came near there. I told Filipe we were headed for deep water, so we should be safe, as long as it didn't land on us.