~~Beatrice~~
"I am amazing."
Triss blinked at her boss. "Uh, what?"
Jacob stood in her alcove's entrance, and leaned his shoulder against the stone as he grinned at her. Jeans and a black shirt, compared to her jeans and black t-shirt. Weren't they quite the pair of witches.
"I'm amazing."
"Because...?"
"Because I knew just who to pick to be my best witch."
She rolled her eyes. "You gotta be shitting me."
"Nope."
She grumbled as she looked around for Jen. Nowhere to be seen. The Ventrue did still have two ghouls to take care of, and while she didn't fuck them anymore, she did take them out for training and stuff. Probably doing that, then. Given a few years, or decades, ghouls could get pretty damn strong and do some impressive shit. Something to do with vampire vitae being in their blood.
"And I suppose you want me to explain how I did it?" she asked.
"Nah. Black Blood filled me in on the details. And while I would love to know how you learned that crúac ritual, the one to turn a body into a perfect vessel, I know you won't tell me. Yet." Wearing his usual grin, Jacob sat down in the small room of curved stone across from her, the typical bandage wrapped around his eyes. "Witches do love to keep their secrets. Just make sure to write it down before you die."
"Die?"
He shrugged. "We all die eventually. You'll do the Circle good to give us some hints about what you did. Make it cryptic, though. Only members of the Circle should be able to figure it out, and make it hard for even them, too."
"Hard for other witches to figure out? Why?"
"Gotta make 'em work for it! A good fifty years of deciphering some weird riddle or puzzle, maybe?"
She laughed and put her book down. It was some sort of encyclopedia about ghosts and stuff, the weird accounts seen through history, the different religions and what they thought about ghosts, and the different ways ghosts could supposedly interact with the physical world. It was the sort of shit Triss wouldn't have cared about before, but now that she was a witch, every word was oddly interesting. Like, really oddly. Like, she was actually enjoying learning about shit nerd style. Oh how she had changed.
"Yeah, I guess I can do that. Write it in a book soon, lock it away in a bank safe and tell them not to open it for a hundred years. It comes out, goes into a museum, some witches steal it away, yada yada."
"Exactly."
"Though if Antoinette's right, a hundred years from now we'll be worrying about spaceships and trying to navigate an absurd amount of tech that's bound to expose the whole vampire race."
Jacob's smile went through a few phases. Defiance, disbelief, then acceptance. He had a lot of smiles.
"That is a possible future."
"You don't think it's guaranteed humans will eventually go all Star Trek on us and shit?"
"You mean the full cooperation between all nations? Fuck no. But sure, lots of technology. It'll be Hell for vampires. But there are other options too."
"Such as?"
Jacob held out his hands like he was preaching to his congregation. "So many possibilities! Which one would you consider? Maybe post apoc? Or maybe something weirder."
"Weirder?"
"Weirder. I--ah never mind. It doesn't matter." He shrugged and flicked a dismissing hand. "Antoinette is convinced vampires won't be able to weather the coming storm of technology. Instead of just cameras everywhere, it'll be infrared cameras. Instead of paying for shit with credit cards at the cashier, it'll be gates we walk through that auto-read the credit cards embedded in the back of our necks, and it'll scan for life signs, too."
"Think our Disciplines will let us get past them?"
"At first. Eventually the technology will get good enough it'll spot a vampire doing anything. And after that, the technology will be updated to actively find vampires, so they can wipe us out."
"That... is a pretty fucking terrifying idea. Hard to imagine it happening any time soon though."
"Ah ben oui," Jacob said, pulling a French accent out of his ass, "zat is why we must prepare for ze future!" It wasn't a good accent.
"Ok, stop scaring me. Good thoughts, boss man. Talk to Sam since last night?"
"Just a quick message. She wants to hang with her daughter, 'til the ball tomorrow, and I'm happy to let her have that chance."
Beatrice smiled at the man. "You're such a softy."
"I am a cuddly teddy bear."
"Something tells me Sam will wear something fit for a sexy mom like her."
"Don't think she'll dress a little more reserved, with her daughter there?"
"She's Daeva, dude. She's happy and excited right now, and that means she'll want to show off." Because that's what all Daeva did, pretty much no matter their mood, but especially when they were happy. "And honestly, I think we've successfully destroyed most sense Sam's sense of shame. She'll wear something slutty, and I bet Mary will too."
"Oh my," Jacob said in a very sleazy way.
"Dude. Gross. She's your girlfriend's daughter. You... You haven't actually slept with a mom and daughter at the same time before, have you?"
Raising a brow, the man looked up in an exaggerated attempt to remember. "Honestly? I couldn't tell you."
"Dude!"
"What!?" He laughed as he shrugged. "I told you, I used to have orgies with entire groups of people under the full moon. Entire villages!"
She frowned. "Villages. You sure you're not exaggerating?"
"Couldn't tell you."
She threw up her hands. "Ok, well, in the modern era, it's pretty gross to expect sexual activities to be shared among family members. Assuming Mary becomes a vampire, maybe in a thousand fucking years when Mary and Sam don't see each other as mom and daughter anymore, maybe! And only maybe then!"
"Aw."
"Christ I hope Sam knows how much of a pervert you are."